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SHIT, SHOWER & SHAVE! Men!!
Is there any better morning ritual you can think of without adding Masturbating to the list? Wait!! ADD MASTURBATING TO THE LIST.....LOL!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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I think some guys sing in the shower too. I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
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Oh god, a few years ago, this boy in my class said that phrase in a poem he wrote. That was the first time I had heard "shit shower shave".  You shave [i]after[/i[] you shower? I shave my legs and arms while I'm in the shower. 1st thing I do after I wash my face. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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I completely butchered my  looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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PEJ said: everyday? I wish! looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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It bums me out when I have to shit after I've taken a shower. You just don't feel as fresh.
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AnckSuNamun said: Oh god, a few years ago, this boy in my class said that phrase in a poem he wrote. That was the first time I had heard "shit shower shave".
You shave [i]after[/i[] you shower? I shave my legs and arms while I'm in the shower. 1st thing I do after I wash my face.the master always says shower shit and shave  | |
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AnckSuNamun said: Oh god, a few years ago, this boy in my class said that phrase in a poem he wrote. That was the first time I had heard "shit shower shave".
You shave [i]after[/i[] you shower? I shave my legs and arms while I'm in the shower. 1st thing I do after I wash my face.I actually shave before I shower....makes more sense in the protocol actually. Whap!  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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lazycrockett said: It bums me out when I have to shit after I've taken a shower. You just don't feel as fresh.
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brownsugar said: lazycrockett said: It bums me out when I have to shit after I've taken a shower. You just don't feel as fresh.
get back in LOL I don't mean when I get right out of the shower. Later in the day. The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. |
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lazycrockett said: brownsugar said: get back in LOL I don't mean when I get right out of the shower. Later in the day. as long as not IN the shower  | |
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DexMSR said: AnckSuNamun said: Oh god, a few years ago, this boy in my class said that phrase in a poem he wrote. That was the first time I had heard "shit shower shave".
You shave [i]after[/i[] you shower? I shave my legs and arms while I'm in the shower. 1st thing I do after I wash my face.I actually shave before I shower....makes more sense in the protocol actually. Whap! agreed!  To Sir, with Love | |
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ZombieKitten said: lazycrockett said: LOL I don't mean when I get right out of the shower. Later in the day. as long as not IN the shower  | |
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lazycrockett said: brownsugar said: get back in LOL I don't mean when I get right out of the shower. Later in the day. Oh man,I'm like that too!  I always take a shower after I go doo doo. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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brownsugar said: ZombieKitten said: as long as not IN the shower co- looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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AnckSuNamun said: lazycrockett said: LOL I don't mean when I get right out of the shower. Later in the day. Oh man,I'm like that too! I always take a shower after I go doo doo. get wet-wipes!  | |
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ZombieKitten said: AnckSuNamun said: Oh man,I'm like that too! I always take a shower after I go doo doo. get wet-wipes! I use those sometimes  looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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Paradisekiss03 said: I think some guys sing in the shower too.
....while we "rough up the suspect".....  He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above... 
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reneGade20 said: Paradisekiss03 said: I think some guys sing in the shower too.
....while we "rough up the suspect"..... lol! I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
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