Look what my mother sent to my email..with her ol' nasty ass


HOW TO MAKE LOVE

Ingredients:

4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well
creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts,
leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat
steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and
after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town

DanceWme said:

Love the directions

LMAO!!!!!OMG!

I love to lick the utensils...




also I love to put my finger in the bowl and scoop out the yummie batter and lick it off of my finger...

Shanti1 said:

ThreadCula said:

hehehe
ok - I feel like making some love...

Shanti1 said:

Um

DanceWme said:

Ok - I was talking about making a cake there...hehehe

Shanti1 said:

DanceWme said:

I like your recipe btw- very nice

Shanti1 said:

I wish I would've thought of something like that lol

DanceWme said:

yes I was trying to be all sensual with my comment- did not work.

Shanti1 said:

NO it didnt




jus playin


I feel like cookin now

DanceWme said:

I feel like eating some chocolate chip cookie dough

Shanti1 said:

thats the shit!

DanceWme said:

I know- wish I had some!!

Shanti1 said:

I do

I sure hope your grandmom's not walking by that computer screen, bless her heart.

Imago said:

she's watching american idol drooling over michael buble with her ol' groupie ass

DanceWme said:

I dare you to run in there and announce that you're a porn star and ask her for advice about how to put it all past you.

FunkMistress said:

yeah! why not?

Imago said:

I went and stood in the door and said Im a porn star.
She handed me a plate and asked if I could make her a sandwich on rye bread.

DanceWme said:

I think I need to pee!!!

DanceWme said:

ThreadCula said:

There was this radio station that did a "Mom I'm a porn star" contest here in Tampa. Basically, if you were the 7th caller, and you were willing to call your mother up and tell her you're a porn star on live radio, you'd get 100 bucks or win free concert tickets.

The results were so fucking hilarious I couldn't stop laughing. The radio personality (DJ Orlando) used to always butt in at the very end to calm the mother down and explain it was just a radio show, but it was till


One mother was like, "Baby, honey chile, you sho got the devil in ya!"

Imago said:

LOL!!! I should play this trick on my mom,I bet she'd believe me too. She knows I can keep a secret.

DanceWme said:

funny, your mom called me and asked if I wanted to help bake a cake...