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I'm not F@cking Archie, and especially not at 3 AM in the f@cking morning! This has been a bad night for phone calls
First around 1 AM, I get woken up by phonecall from a semi-drunk ex-girlfriend, whom I'm very civil with and getting along with relatively well. But she apparently went to a local club here, and called me up wanting to thank me for "understanding". I'm like, "understanding what?". She's like, "you know. Just understanding." I'm like, "ok?". She's like, "I'm coming down off this alchohal and just feeling down I guess." I'm like "At this hour, I don't care." She's replies with, "What?", and I'm like "hear that?" then click. So I dose off around 1:30ish to 2ish I guess, and then get another rign on my damned phone. Some cuban sounding dude is looking for his friend Archie. The conversation goes a little like this. "Archie?" "huh?" "U no Archie?" "huh?" "Oh. uhhhmmm. Iz theese Archie." "There's nobody.." "Archie, (the something spanish sounding after that)" "U looking for Hooters?" I reply. "Ah. no?" "No Archie, " I reply and hang up. My phone is one digit different from Hooters, which is why I asked the question. I get hooters calls all the fucking time--but at 3 am I'm assuming they're closed. oops. Not the castle, but the damne green iguana West Shore edit [Edited 3/29/07 0:01am] | |
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'What's plastic and goes click?' | |
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Fauxie said: 'What's plastic and goes click?'
Knitting needles? | |
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Imago said: Fauxie said: 'What's plastic and goes click?'
Knitting needles? what is this knitting thing all about??? | |
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Fauxie said: 'What's plastic and goes clique?' | |
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I feel for you though. Nearly every day someone calls us up thinking they're getting some business called 'Enterprise'. And if not that they think they're calling Nikon. Very annoying. | |
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CinisterCee said: Fauxie said: 'What's plastic and goes clique?' | |
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Fauxie said: Imago said: Knitting needles? what is this knitting thing all about??? Remember a conversation we had about 2 years ago? Just repeat a stupid joke enough and those people who don't want to kill you will start laughing at it. It's the whole "you got me again with that stupid line" thing that makes folks laugh I think. Knitting needles just takes that concept to an extreme. Not that mountain fresh and glacier cold assholes didn't. | |
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i love not having a landline! | |
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Fauxie said: I feel for you though. Nearly every day someone calls us up thinking they're getting some business called 'Enterprise'. And if not that they think they're calling Nikon. Very annoying.
dude, if I called your number up and heard your voice, I would totally think I've called some kind of delicious high brow phone sex company, all aristocratic and shit. | |
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evenstar3 said: i love not having a landline!
Your signature | |
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Imago said: evenstar3 said: i love not having a landline!
Your signature it's badass. [Edited 3/29/07 0:09am] | |
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evenstar3 said: Imago said: Your signature it's badass. [Edited 3/29/07 0:09am] Badasses fight the Axis of Feeble! | |
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Imago said: Fauxie said: what is this knitting thing all about??? Remember a conversation we had about 2 years ago? Just repeat a stupid joke enough and those people who don't want to kill you will start laughing at it. It's the whole "you got me again with that stupid line" thing that makes folks laugh I think. Knitting needles just takes that concept to an extreme. Not that mountain fresh and glacier cold assholes didn't. I didn't read most of that. It's not like we're friends or anything. | |
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I'm SO making this thread my new project. | |
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Fauxie said: Imago said: Remember a conversation we had about 2 years ago? Just repeat a stupid joke enough and those people who don't want to kill you will start laughing at it. It's the whole "you got me again with that stupid line" thing that makes folks laugh I think. Knitting needles just takes that concept to an extreme. Not that mountain fresh and glacier cold assholes didn't. I didn't read most of that. It's not like we're friends or anything. Anytime you think you're man enough, meet me for a game of badminton and we'll see who's fierce! I'm street. | |
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Imago said: evenstar3 said: it's badass. [Edited 3/29/07 0:09am] Badasses fight the Axis of Feeble! | |
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Imago said: Fauxie said: I didn't read most of that. It's not like we're friends or anything. Anytime you think you're man enough, meet me for a game of badminton and we'll see who's fierce! I'm street. Son, I live in Thailand. Muay Thai, cockfighting, running from the cops, badminton - I live that fierce shit. | |
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Fauxie said: Imago said: Anytime you think you're man enough, meet me for a game of badminton and we'll see who's fierce! I'm street. Son, I live in Thailand. Muay Thai, cockfighting, running from the cops, badminton - I live that fierce shit. When you put on your Smiths Shirt, it alerts the other gangs to clear the fucking street! | |
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Imago said: Fauxie said: Son, I live in Thailand. Muay Thai, cockfighting, running from the cops, badminton - I live that fierce shit. When you put on your Smiths Shirt, it alerts the other gangs to clear the fucking street! 'Louder than bombs' yo. It's a pretty clear message. Thaitanium, you weak! | |
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dude, I kid you not, when I was married, an escort service's phone number was one digit different than my cell phone number. To top it all off, one month they printed their number in some local porn rag (nightmoves I think) with MY number by accident.
I used to get calls at all hours of the night from dudes looking to hire escorts, but more often than not they were chicks looking to be hired as an escort. My best friend used to tell me to just tell them to meet me at a certain hotel so I could "interview" them, then he would say he would go for me. But yeah, even though she ended up being a cheating slut, imagine trying to explain to your wife why strange women are calling your cell at 3 am in the morning. | |
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Ex-Moderator | Imago said: I'm like "hear that?" then click.
You're mean. |
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CarrieMpls said: Imago said: I'm like "hear that?" then click.
You're mean. I'm a fluffy bunny , but one who needs 8 hours of sleep a night. | |
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jerseykrs said: dude, I kid you not, when I was married, an escort service's phone number was one digit different than my cell phone number. To top it all off, one month they printed their number in some local porn rag (nightmoves I think) with MY number by accident.
I used to get calls at all hours of the night from dudes looking to hire escorts, but more often than not they were chicks looking to be hired as an escort. My best friend used to tell me to just tell them to meet me at a certain hotel so I could "interview" them, then he would say he would go for me. But yeah, even though she ended up being a cheating slut, imagine trying to explain to your wife why strange women are calling your cell at 3 am in the morning. Oh God. I'll take hooters over that . | |
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Imago said: CarrieMpls said: You're mean. I'm a fluffy bunny , but one who needs 8 hours of sleep a night. | |
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ZombieKitten said: Imago said: I'm a fluffy bunny , but one who needs 8 hours of sleep a night. aaaaawwwww It looks like it's plotting something though. Pet's scare the shit out of me somethings. Anything that would love you unconditionally can NOT be trusted. | |
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Imago said: jerseykrs said: dude, I kid you not, when I was married, an escort service's phone number was one digit different than my cell phone number. To top it all off, one month they printed their number in some local porn rag (nightmoves I think) with MY number by accident.
I used to get calls at all hours of the night from dudes looking to hire escorts, but more often than not they were chicks looking to be hired as an escort. My best friend used to tell me to just tell them to meet me at a certain hotel so I could "interview" them, then he would say he would go for me. But yeah, even though she ended up being a cheating slut, imagine trying to explain to your wife why strange women are calling your cell at 3 am in the morning. Oh God. I'll take hooters over that . my work was 2 doors up from a brothel, sometimes when sales reps who would not take no for an answer asked the address I gave them theirs instead | |
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don't be suprised if you get a call at 3:00 in the morning tonight asking for jughead.
just saying. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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ZombieKitten said: Imago said: Oh God. I'll take hooters over that . my work was 2 doors up from a brothel, sometimes when sales reps who would not take no for an answer asked the address I gave them theirs instead ! | |
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