I've told this story on the org before:
When I ride the subway to work I like to sit in the corner benches which seats just two, away from the rest of the car (because I don't like people). Well, one morning this older guy in a big trenchcoat and shoulder bag comes into the car and squeezes himself into the seat next to me. I was just like, whatever and sort of went back to sleep, but then I felt something rubbing against my leg. I opened my eyes and looked down and the guy was caressing me with his pinkie while he was holding his shoulder bag on his lap. I jumped out of my seat so fast when I saw that. I went over to the car door and made it look like I was getting off, but it wasn't my stop yet so I let the doors open and close and then turned back around and the mystery man was gone. He apparently went to the next car after he saw I wasn't interested. I've seen him multiple times since then on the subway and each time he makes a beeline towards me. | |
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sextonseven said: I've told this story on the org before:
When I ride the subway to work I like to sit in the corner benches which seats just two, away from the rest of the car (because I don't like people). Well, one morning this older guy in a big trenchcoat and shoulder bag comes into the car and squeezes himself into the seat next to me. I was just like, whatever and sort of went back to sleep, but then I felt something rubbing against my leg. I opened my eyes and looked down and the guy was caressing me with his pinkie while he was holding his shoulder bag on his lap. I jumped out of my seat so fast when I saw that. I went over to the car door and made it look like I was getting off, but it wasn't my stop yet so I let the doors open and close and then turned back around and the mystery man was gone. He apparently went to the next car after he saw I wasn't interested. I've seen him multiple times since then on the subway and each time he makes a beeline towards me. bitch slap the mf'er and make sure everybody hears you call him a fucking pervert hurt the fucker first then embarrass him.. these people thrive on our silence and embarrasment... are you ready for submission
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REDBABY said: Let me touch your body baby
Let me feel u up Come on baby, come on Let me feel u up Let me touch your body baby Let me feel u up Come on baby, come on Let me feel u up Last night on my way home I took a night bus and was sat with my bags next to me on the seat.. a guy got on the bus, asked me to move my bags and sat right next to me. I was subjected to him feeling up my leg with his leg, but thought not much of it to begin with, cos maybe he was just sat too close and it was pretty squashy. But it went on and on and he was definitely making moves on me.. I pretended I didnt notice but he went at it more. I really wanted to move but there werent any more seats and then really wanted to get of the bus, but I feared if I did, he would follow me off aswell. Maybe I should have said something but sadly these days some of us dont say diddly squat for fear of their reaction.. so it went on and on until he did actually get off the bus.. If the bus was going on to Timbuktoo I would have stayed there until he got off earlier, I just didnt want him to follow me home.Towards the end, he had me really pinned into my seat with NO leg room whatsoever - fucking prick! Has anything like this happened to you? I remember a work colleague took the metro in Paris and there were no seats, so she stood pressed up to so many people. She felt something stick in her behind and guessed it must be the guys umbrella, so just ignored it. When she got off at her stop, it wasnt an umbrella stuck in her.. he had jizzed all over the back of her skirt.. Freaks! when dudes get to close to me on the subway or on the street i just burp or try to force out some gas while i'm listing to mp3s. or purposely pick my nose. i don't really know what they're thinking before that, but whatever it is i pretty much serve the killjoy with the stuff i mentioned above | |
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Red said "When she got off at her stop, it wasnt an umbrella stuck in her.. he had jizzed all over the back of her skirt.. "
I'm sorry..... M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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I wish stuff like this happened to me.....
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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I didn't read the thread but the title was HILARIOUS! | |
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OMFG!
this shit really happens? GIT THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!!! | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Red said "When she got off at her stop, it wasnt an umbrella stuck in her.. he had jizzed all over the back of her skirt.. "
I'm sorry..... M ha ha.. you would.. I gots more stories if you are interested.. if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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Ribbed4UrPleasure said: OMFG!
this shit really happens? Yeah it was you, wasnt it? if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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SureThing said: I didn't read the thread but the title was HILARIOUS!
I might do a whole theme, ya know? if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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REDBABY said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Red said "When she got off at her stop, it wasnt an umbrella stuck in her.. he had jizzed all over the back of her skirt.. "
I'm sorry..... M ha ha.. you would.. I gots more stories if you are interested.. Yes honey I think you should share some more!! M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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