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Thread started 03/29/07 5:08am

mrbliss

fellas... from now on.. when it's your lady's "that time of the month" refer to it as

headjob season






trust me


they'll think it's cute


eg.

her: "oh honey ... cry cry... nobody understands me.. i feel bloated... it's hard being a woman... cry cry ... i know i'm ugly... cry whimper cry.. i need some chocolate... cry cry... when i was a little girl i lost my dolly... whimper cry.. i so loved that dolly"

you: "WOOHOO!!!!... woot! HEADJOB SEASON!!!!!" biggrin

that is all
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Reply #1 posted 03/29/07 5:11am

DanceWme

i so loved that dolly


falloff
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Reply #2 posted 03/29/07 5:11am

Mach

falloff
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Reply #3 posted 03/29/07 5:14am

ZombieKitten

want a lolly? go to bed and kiss your dolly tease
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Reply #4 posted 03/29/07 5:20am

IAintTheOne

Ridin' da cotton pony "Hi Ho stayfree awayyyyy~
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Reply #5 posted 03/29/07 5:21am

Mach

IAintTheOne said:

Ridin' da cotton pony "Hi Ho stayfree awayyyyy~


falloff
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Reply #6 posted 03/29/07 5:23am

IrresistibleB1
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falloff yup, we love that. go ahead, guys, try it! nod thumbs up! (and be sure to report back if you still can)
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Reply #7 posted 03/29/07 5:26am

ZombieKitten

IrresistibleB1tch said:

falloff yup, we love that. go ahead, guys, try it! nod thumbs up! (and be sure to report back if you still can)


Those 6 weeks immediately following childbirth are also a BJ zone thumbs up! just ask the missus, I'm sure she'd be willing nod
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Reply #8 posted 03/29/07 5:26am

mrbliss

IrresistibleB1tch said:

falloff yup, we love that. go ahead, guys, try it! nod thumbs up! (and be sure to report back if you still can)



s'true.. the women be all like... "you're so darn playful.. c'mere you crazy son of a gun"

etc etc
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Reply #9 posted 03/29/07 5:33am

IrresistibleB1
tch

ZombieKitten said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

falloff yup, we love that. go ahead, guys, try it! nod thumbs up! (and be sure to report back if you still can)


Those 6 weeks immediately following childbirth are also a BJ zone thumbs up! just ask the missus, I'm sure she'd be willing nod


lol
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Reply #10 posted 03/29/07 5:43am

mdiver

mrbliss said:

headjob season






trust me


they'll think it's cute


eg.

her: "oh honey ... cry cry... nobody understands me.. i feel bloated... it's hard being a woman... cry cry ... i know i'm ugly... cry whimper cry.. i need some chocolate... cry cry... when i was a little girl i lost my dolly... whimper cry.. i so loved that dolly"

you: "WOOHOO!!!!... woot! HEADJOB SEASON!!!!!" biggrin

that is all



Bliss you are a genius
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Reply #11 posted 03/29/07 7:42am

carmand

falloff
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Reply #12 posted 03/29/07 7:49am

SHANNA

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mrbliss said:

"I need some chocolate!"


falloff !!!

mrbliss. hug
"...lay out my cushion of silk, don't rumple my fur!"
neko
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Reply #13 posted 03/29/07 8:09am

sweet

mrbliss said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

falloff yup, we love that. go ahead, guys, try it! nod thumbs up! (and be sure to report back if you still can)



s'true.. the women be all like... "you're so darn playful.. c'mere you crazy son of a gun"
etc etc


falloff u r a crazy son of a gun bliss lol

damn ive missed u neutral
due to the content i suggest you like this...
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Reply #14 posted 03/29/07 8:12am

Muse2NOPharaoh

duck
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Reply #15 posted 03/29/07 8:14am

babooshleeky

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mrbliss said:

headjob season






trust me


they'll think it's cute


eg.

her: "oh honey ... cry cry... nobody understands me.. i feel bloated... it's hard being a woman... cry cry ... i know i'm ugly... cry whimper cry.. i need some chocolate... cry cry... when i was a little girl i lost my dolly... whimper cry.. i so loved that dolly"

you: "WOOHOO!!!!... woot! HEADJOB SEASON!!!!!" biggrin

that is all





mad mad mad mad very f*ckin' funny dude.....

men could not handle it if they had to go thru this...or even worse P.M.S.


lol lol wink
tinkerbell
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Reply #16 posted 03/29/07 11:20am

psychodelicide

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A male friend of mine refers to that time of the month as "a red moment". brick It lasts much longer than a minute bucko, try more like 6 or 7 days. lol lol
RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you.
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Reply #17 posted 03/29/07 11:24am

ItsOnlyMe

mmmmm PMS - pickles, mayo and sausages. Now that's a nice sandwich nod
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Reply #18 posted 03/29/07 1:03pm

NDRU

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jeez, you guys are scared of a little blood?
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Reply #19 posted 03/29/07 1:10pm

SHANNA

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NDRU said:

jeez, you guys are scared of a little blood?


pimp2
"...lay out my cushion of silk, don't rumple my fur!"
neko
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Reply #20 posted 03/29/07 2:05pm

Nothinbutjoy

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falloff
I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #21 posted 03/29/07 9:02pm

mrbliss

page 2 is not acceptable
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Reply #22 posted 03/29/07 9:21pm

Nikster

Bliss is back...yay!!!!
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Reply #23 posted 03/29/07 9:26pm

Fauxie

As ever Bliss your timing is perfect - Thank you!

Oh man, I can't wait. razz
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Reply #24 posted 03/29/07 11:30pm

luv4u

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Nikster said:

Bliss is back...yay!!!!


woot! duck quack!
canada

Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince
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Reply #25 posted 03/30/07 12:08am

magnificentsyn
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and don't forget to give 'em the zombie!




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Reply #26 posted 03/30/07 9:06pm

Fauxie

Fauxie said:

As ever Bliss your timing is perfect - Thank you!

Oh man, I can't wait. razz



Update:

Aimed a little high, but got the next best thing! woot!

Thanks again bliss! You really know women. nod
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Reply #27 posted 03/30/07 9:08pm

TheMadMonkey

c'mon guys...if the front door's blocked, there's always the backdoor...nod
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Reply #28 posted 03/30/07 9:10pm

TheMadMonkey

NDRU said:

jeez, you guys are scared of a little blood?


...if I wanted to taste blood and fish, I'd slam a box of Captain Highliner against my face repeatedly...
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Reply #29 posted 03/30/07 9:11pm

Fauxie

TheMadMonkey said:

c'mon guys...if the front door's blocked, there's always the backdoor...nod



Nice analogy smile
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