This thread is (OK, it will be) the key to deciphering which messages in the "Leave a Message for an Orger" threads (and all similar threads). Why? Because you informed orgers are going to tell me (uninformed orger) how to decipher which messages are for whom. OK, really all I care about is the important stuff - mine, and the really amusing ones.

Anyway. Now for the selling point for all the others - for three small payments of $0.00, you, too, can at least pretend to understand what is going on in these threads! You get a free tummy trimmer (uh, Fauxie's idea ) as well as a post (imagine!) if you post in this thread. Especially if you help me understand. Shipping and handling is non-existent.

This thread has been enriched with vegetable oil, vitamins, aubergine extract, and threadozinophil complex B4.

So, informed orgers, start sharing the safely guarded secrets to actually understanding which messages were left for you.

threadozinophil

This thread is made with reconstituted air!

if you're not aware of the potential risks, check out this scientific research here:

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Fauxie said:

I forgot the reconstituted air!!!

Door Knob Sex

tummy trimmer?

i only respond to threads that are not from concentrate

Mach said:

emm said:

This thread is not from concentrate. I promise. That's why you responded.

Protege said:

you promise? 100% pure org juice? not that 25% crap?

emm said:

100%. I don't lie.

OK, well maybe it's 99.9%. But it's way better than 25%, right?

I would like to clarify that for once, this *wasn't* my idea.

FruitToAttractBears said:

Nope. It was just necessary to my very survival to start another thread.

I find that most of the times, when an orger can't say something to me directly, and they have to resort to indirect symbolism or cryptic language, that they're ultimately talking about knitting.





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Imago said:

But the question is, how do you determine they're talking to you about knitting?

Protege said:

The reconstituted air is a necessary evil if you're using aubergine extract (well known to be good for hair, nails and arms) and represents only a negligible risk to 99% of the population.

Protege said:

They're ALWAYS talking about knitting.

Imago said:

Yeah. But like...to you. So do you know they're talking to you because they're always doing it? or what..?

Protege said:

yes, yes. of course

Imago said:

Now we have it, uninformed orgers who are no longer uninformed. None of the messages are for you! They are alllll for Imago. Including the negative ones.
[Edited 3/28/07 20:16pm]

Protege said:

wtf? Exactly! I'm sitting here now in complete turmoil.

For the longest I thought I had a special thing going on with a certain unnamed knitting enthusiast orger.

I just don't know what to think anymore.

Fauxie said:

None of us do.

I just can't understand the org anymore!!!


Wait, did I say anymore??? I didn't mean to type that word in.

Fauxie said:

You're the tops

Imago said:

Is that gay lingo?

After some research I've come to the conclusion that means the poster is somewhat annoyed with someone

PANDURITO said:

sometimes it can be used endearingly

I just take whichever messages make me feel good about myself. Sometimes I form friendships from those probably misinterpreted messages.

Fauxie said:

Actually, I comb the threads looking most for posts by the few people I actually know here

Your posts are often on the top of my list, though I miss many of your posts cause you just don't choose your threads well.

Imago said:

I choose threads by people I know and like, or otherwise, and more frequently these days, just pick whichever 3 threads are at the top of the page and post on those, regardless of subject.

Fauxie said:

In other words, "Hello Luv4u". "hello Ribbed4urPleasure", "Hello evenstar".