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fellas... from now on.. when it's your lady's "that time of the month" refer to it as headjob season
trust me they'll think it's cute eg. her: "oh honey ... cry cry... nobody understands me.. i feel bloated... it's hard being a woman... cry cry ... i know i'm ugly... cry whimper cry.. i need some chocolate... cry cry... when i was a little girl i lost my dolly... whimper cry.. i so loved that dolly" you: "WOOHOO!!!!... HEADJOB SEASON!!!!!" that is all | |
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i so loved that dolly
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want a lolly? go to bed and kiss your dolly | |
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Ridin' da cotton pony "Hi Ho stayfree awayyyyy~ | |
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IAintTheOne said: Ridin' da cotton pony "Hi Ho stayfree awayyyyy~
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yup, we love that. go ahead, guys, try it! (and be sure to report back if you still can) | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: yup, we love that. go ahead, guys, try it! (and be sure to report back if you still can)
Those 6 weeks immediately following childbirth are also a BJ zone just ask the missus, I'm sure she'd be willing | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: yup, we love that. go ahead, guys, try it! (and be sure to report back if you still can)
s'true.. the women be all like... "you're so darn playful.. c'mere you crazy son of a gun" etc etc | |
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ZombieKitten said: IrresistibleB1tch said: yup, we love that. go ahead, guys, try it! (and be sure to report back if you still can)
Those 6 weeks immediately following childbirth are also a BJ zone just ask the missus, I'm sure she'd be willing | |
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mrbliss said: headjob season
trust me they'll think it's cute eg. her: "oh honey ... cry cry... nobody understands me.. i feel bloated... it's hard being a woman... cry cry ... i know i'm ugly... cry whimper cry.. i need some chocolate... cry cry... when i was a little girl i lost my dolly... whimper cry.. i so loved that dolly" you: "WOOHOO!!!!... HEADJOB SEASON!!!!!" that is all Bliss you are a genius | |
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mrbliss said: "I need some chocolate!"
!!! mrbliss. | |
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mrbliss said: IrresistibleB1tch said: yup, we love that. go ahead, guys, try it! (and be sure to report back if you still can)
s'true.. the women be all like... "you're so darn playful.. c'mere you crazy son of a gun" etc etc u r a crazy son of a gun bliss damn ive missed u due to the content i suggest you like this... | |
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mrbliss said: headjob season
trust me they'll think it's cute eg. her: "oh honey ... cry cry... nobody understands me.. i feel bloated... it's hard being a woman... cry cry ... i know i'm ugly... cry whimper cry.. i need some chocolate... cry cry... when i was a little girl i lost my dolly... whimper cry.. i so loved that dolly" you: "WOOHOO!!!!... HEADJOB SEASON!!!!!" that is all very f*ckin' funny dude..... men could not handle it if they had to go thru this...or even worse P.M.S. | |
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A male friend of mine refers to that time of the month as "a red moment". It lasts much longer than a minute bucko, try more like 6 or 7 days. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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mmmmm PMS - pickles, mayo and sausages. Now that's a nice sandwich | |
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jeez, you guys are scared of a little blood? My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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NDRU said: jeez, you guys are scared of a little blood?
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I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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page 2 is not acceptable | |
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Bliss is back...yay!!!! | |
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As ever Bliss your timing is perfect - Thank you!
Oh man, I can't wait. | |
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Nikster said: Bliss is back...yay!!!!
quack! Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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and don't forget to give 'em the zombie!
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Fauxie said: As ever Bliss your timing is perfect - Thank you!
Oh man, I can't wait. Update: Aimed a little high, but got the next best thing! Thanks again bliss! You really know women. | |
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c'mon guys...if the front door's blocked, there's always the backdoor... | |
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NDRU said: jeez, you guys are scared of a little blood?
...if I wanted to taste blood and fish, I'd slam a box of Captain Highliner against my face repeatedly... | |
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TheMadMonkey said: c'mon guys...if the front door's blocked, there's always the backdoor...
Nice analogy | |
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