My friend Joe sent me a list of why I am not Jesus.



The Top Ten Reasons Carrie Declined the invitation to be Jesus.

10. "I ain't washin no one's feet!"
9. Being Jewish is a prerequisite to be 'King of the Jews'.
8. Having your birthday on Christmas sucks cause you would only get presents once a year.
7. Hanging on a cross in the sun doesn't sound like fun.
6. Its already hard enough to get up in the morning, let alone rise from the dead on Sunday.
5. Mel Gibson would make a movie about me and God knows he wouldn't get my hair color right.
4. Its a lot of work.
3. I can't keep up with work emails, how am I supposed to find time to answer prayers?
2. There is no way I could have meetings with the Pope and not laugh at his hat.
1. Of all of the people Jesus hung out with, none of the men were married and all of the women were whores. (oh, wait, maybe Carrie is Jesus!)

All very valid reasons!

awesome list





i am 36 years old and would like to think i have not led a sheltered life, but i have never until this very day heard of "maudy thursday". is this new?

Anx said:

i've never heard of it either.

I'd heard of it, but didn't know what it was. Which lead me to ask, which lead to the wikipedia link, which lead me to say I wouldn't wash anyone's feet, which lead to the list.



http://en.wikipedia.org/w...y_Thursday

Anx said:

Lady Godiva was a freedom rider
She didnt' care if the whole world looked.
Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her
She was a sister who really cooked.

Isadora was the first bra burner
And you're glad she showed up. (Oh yeah)
And when the country was falling apart
Betsy Ross got it all sewed up.

And then there's Maude(-y Thursday).
And then there's Maude(-y Thursday).
And then there's Maude(-y Thursday).
And then there's Maude(-y Thursday).
And then there's Maude(-y Thursday).
And then there's Maude(-y Thursday).
And then there's

That old compromisin', enterprisin', anything but tranquilizing,
Right on Maude(-y Thursday).

I've never heard of it either. I think Carrie made it up.

CarrieMpls said:

OHHHHH! It's Holy Thursday! The protestants have much better names for things - everything is "Holywhatitsname" in the Catholic church.

CarrieMpls said:

that is cuz you fonky!



don't need the hat to burst out laughing.

dawntreader said:

Oh sweet Jesus.....



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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

http://www.prince.org/msg/105/222598

CarrieMpls said:

Is it too late to be your friend?

sextonseven said:

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sextonseven said:

they are not really whores, they just wear too much make-up

sextonseven said:

It's threads like these that drove Muse away.

Imago said:

Jealousy is not a pretty shade on you, dan.

CarrieMpls said:

You arent far off. What with the beard and all.

JDInteractive said:

Yes, yes. They call me beardy Carrie.

CarrieMpls said:

Beardy Carrie! Beardy Carrie!
[Edited 4/11/07 13:47pm]

JDInteractive said:

CarrieMpls said:

OH MY GOD!!!

"I smelled the whiskey on his breath, and then he took me.....and I liked it....I liked it!"


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