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Pissweak World: Underwhelming Tourist Attractions Last night I remembered the time in 1992 when my auntie and uncle took me to the planetarium in their city. Now I was quite excited, having been to one in my city, which was pretty incredible.
Not this one. We drove up to the top of the hill to the observatory after sunset, paid our entry fee (we were the only ones there that night) and only AFTER we paid did they inform us the telescope was not in use due to cloud-cover Nevertheless, we proceeded to the main event, and I kid you not, the set-up was little more than a black umbrella with holes punched into it, set over a light bulb. The presenter, Claes-Göran (a real catch btw) stuttered through an incomprehensible description of our solar system, and my cousin and I had to stifle our giggles throughout (and that is why I remember this time so fondly ) What did you travel far to see and found disappointing? | |
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ZombieKitten said: Last night I remembered the time in 1992 when my auntie and uncle took me to the planetarium in their city. Now I was quite excited, having been to one in my city, which was pretty incredible.
Not this one. We drove up to the top of the hill to the observatory after sunset, paid our entry fee (we were the only ones there that night) and only AFTER we paid did they inform us the telescope was not in use due to cloud-cover Nevertheless, we proceeded to the main event, and I kid you not, the set-up was little more than a black umbrella with holes punched into it, set over a light bulb. The presenter, Claes-Göran (a real catch btw) stuttered through an incomprehensible description of our solar system, and my cousin and I had to stifle our giggles throughout (and that is why I remember this time so fondly ) What did you travel far to see and found disappointing? oh no!!! ...and to answer your question, Madame Tussauds here in London was extremely underwhelming for such a freaking expensive attraction (about $45!) and it was crap!! lol other than that, nothing I can think of. it's all been fantastic apart from that! | |
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Natisse said: ZombieKitten said: Last night I remembered the time in 1992 when my auntie and uncle took me to the planetarium in their city. Now I was quite excited, having been to one in my city, which was pretty incredible.
Not this one. We drove up to the top of the hill to the observatory after sunset, paid our entry fee (we were the only ones there that night) and only AFTER we paid did they inform us the telescope was not in use due to cloud-cover Nevertheless, we proceeded to the main event, and I kid you not, the set-up was little more than a black umbrella with holes punched into it, set over a light bulb. The presenter, Claes-Göran (a real catch btw) stuttered through an incomprehensible description of our solar system, and my cousin and I had to stifle our giggles throughout (and that is why I remember this time so fondly ) What did you travel far to see and found disappointing? oh no!!! ...and to answer your question, Madame Tussauds here in London was extremely underwhelming for such a freaking expensive attraction (about $45!) and it was crap!! lol other than that, nothing I can think of. it's all been fantastic apart from that! Have you ever been to Kryall Castle in Melbourne? I found a reference to it in a blog: "P.S There is a fake castle here in Melbourne called Kryall Castle, complete with lusty wenches, jousting knights etc etc... if you're ever here DON'T GO THERE!! It's completely foul!" | |
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From The Late Show
god this had me in stitches Pissweak World Several-minute advertisements for mediocre theme parks with the 'Pissweak' brandname, e.g. Pissweak World, Ye Olde Pissweeke Worlde Pissweak Movieworld, Pissweak Town. Each would feature a guided tour with examples of the many low-quality attractions. Featuring the Pissweak Kids and narration by Tony Martin. Examples (from Pissweak Town): "Ride a bucking Bronco" - clip showing a child sitting on a labrador. "See a bush printing press" - clip of a man holding a child's head on top of a photocopier printing out a copy. "Ride a stage coach" - clip shows dejected children inside a trailer being driven down a road. | |
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Natisse said: ZombieKitten said: Last night I remembered the time in 1992 when my auntie and uncle took me to the planetarium in their city. Now I was quite excited, having been to one in my city, which was pretty incredible.
Not this one. We drove up to the top of the hill to the observatory after sunset, paid our entry fee (we were the only ones there that night) and only AFTER we paid did they inform us the telescope was not in use due to cloud-cover Nevertheless, we proceeded to the main event, and I kid you not, the set-up was little more than a black umbrella with holes punched into it, set over a light bulb. The presenter, Claes-Göran (a real catch btw) stuttered through an incomprehensible description of our solar system, and my cousin and I had to stifle our giggles throughout (and that is why I remember this time so fondly ) What did you travel far to see and found disappointing? oh no!!! ...and to answer your question, Madame Tussauds here in London was extremely underwhelming for such a freaking expensive attraction (about $45!) and it was crap!! lol other than that, nothing I can think of. it's all been fantastic apart from that! yes i believe that madame tussauds was set up to rip off tourists, i dont think i know one Londoner to have ever been... people are foolish enough to queue up for hours for that shit too... are you ready for submission
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The Greek Acropolis
it's full of ruins!!! | |
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PANDURITO said: The Greek Acropolis
it's full of ruins!!! | |
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This genuine dull-as-fuck tourist attraction is just down the road from me:
http://www.diggerland.com/ | |
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LittleSmedley said: This genuine dull-as-fuck tourist attraction is just down the road from me:
http://www.diggerland.com/ I think they have that round the corner from my in-laws, or is that just the freeway extension roadworks? | |
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LittleSmedley said: This genuine dull-as-fuck tourist attraction is just down the road from me:
http://www.diggerland.com/ You must live near me dude! | |
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mdiver said: LittleSmedley said: This genuine dull-as-fuck tourist attraction is just down the road from me:
http://www.diggerland.com/ You must live near me dude! do you ever go there? | |
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mdiver said: LittleSmedley said: This genuine dull-as-fuck tourist attraction is just down the road from me:
http://www.diggerland.com/ You must live near me dude! I'm in Maidstone, where r u mdiver? | |
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ZombieKitten said: mdiver said: You must live near me dude! do you ever go there? I spend most of my spare time at FencePaintingWorld [Edited 3/28/07 4:39am] | |
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LittleSmedley said: ZombieKitten said: do you ever go there? No, I spend most of my spare time at FencePaintingWorld sounds a blast! | |
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ZombieKitten said: Last night I remembered the time in 1992 when my auntie and uncle took me to the planetarium in their city. Now I was quite excited, having been to one in my city, which was pretty incredible.
Not this one. We drove up to the top of the hill to the observatory after sunset, paid our entry fee (we were the only ones there that night) and only AFTER we paid did they inform us the telescope was not in use due to cloud-cover Nevertheless, we proceeded to the main event, and I kid you not, the set-up was little more than a black umbrella with holes punched into it, set over a light bulb. The presenter, Claes-Göran (a real catch btw) stuttered through an incomprehensible description of our solar system, and my cousin and I had to stifle our giggles throughout (and that is why I remember this time so fondly ) What did you travel far to see and found disappointing? Could have been worse, they might have taken u to Wolf Creek | |
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oh they have a word for places like these: Tourist Traps!
and underwhelming is such a great word | |
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LittleSmedley said: mdiver said: You must live near me dude! I'm in Maidstone, where r u mdiver? Kenley just off Jcn 6 M25 near Godstone, there is an advert for digger world just on that jcn. It looks pony. | |
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LittleSmedley said: ZombieKitten said: Last night I remembered the time in 1992 when my auntie and uncle took me to the planetarium in their city. Now I was quite excited, having been to one in my city, which was pretty incredible.
Not this one. We drove up to the top of the hill to the observatory after sunset, paid our entry fee (we were the only ones there that night) and only AFTER we paid did they inform us the telescope was not in use due to cloud-cover Nevertheless, we proceeded to the main event, and I kid you not, the set-up was little more than a black umbrella with holes punched into it, set over a light bulb. The presenter, Claes-Göran (a real catch btw) stuttered through an incomprehensible description of our solar system, and my cousin and I had to stifle our giggles throughout (and that is why I remember this time so fondly ) What did you travel far to see and found disappointing? Could have been worse, they might have taken u to Wolf Creek is that near Göteborg too? | |
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ZombieKitten said: is that near Göteborg too? Oh, I thought u might have been in Oz, looking at your profile ZK Wolf Creeks's an Australian horror film were backpackers get murdered in the outback | |
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LittleSmedley said: ZombieKitten said: is that near Göteborg too? Oh, I thought u might have been in Oz, looking at your profile ZK Wolf Creeks's an Australian horror film were backpackers get murdered in the outback Oh, OK. My relatives don't live in Australia, and I have not seen that movie yet | |
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After I graduated high school, I went to Florida for a couple of weeks of vacation to stay with my Aunt Linda. She told me we could do pretty much anything I wanted during those two weeks, as she's rather rich to be honest and has no care for laying down money to show someone a good time.
That said, I insisted we go to the Orlando art museum. We made the journey from her apartment downtown, though I can't remember if we even had to go all that far. Anyway, it sucked. The regular collection wasn't even there, it was replaced with glass work. And glass work is all well and good, until you are in an exhibit where room by room everything looked pretty much the same, but in a different color. This one's for you. | |
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Anyone who's driven across the U.S. using the northern route knows Wall Drug. From hundreds of miles away you begin to see billboards advertising it and its "free ice water," "6 foot rabbit," "wax museum."
Now that doesn't sound like an ad for Paris, I know, but eventually the sheer number of billboards overwhelms your good sense. There are hundreds of them, more than for any other attraction I've seen. By the time you reach it you're generally ready for a break from driving anyway, and you just have to see what the hype is all about. It turns Wall Drug is simply a place to buy Wall Drug t-shirts, salt & pepper shakers, paperweights, figurines, etc. I believe Gertrude Stein said of Oakland "there is no there there," but this quote couldn't describe any place but Wall Drug. There is no there, only a celebration of the lack of there. It's beautiful in a way, making so much of nothing at all. I did visit the wax museum, one actual attraction the city held. There, classic characters from the Old West are immortalized, complete with hoodie sweatshirts covering the broken off hands and shoelaces holding the gun holsters to their hips. Wall Drug, America. Could you separate the two? I think not! [Edited 3/28/07 10:30am] My Legacy
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ZombieKitten said: oh they have a word for places like these: Tourist Traps!
and underwhelming is such a great word Exactly, tourists are captive audiences, and they'll see whatever you give them. I went to "Mystery Spot" (one of many) in the Redwood Forest. Why would I need anything other than the largest trees in the world, you ask? I was a trapped tourist, and the billboards again got me. "Water flows uphill, gravity doesn't work right!" I've heard about places like this, and while I always assumed it was simply optical illusion, I assumed it was a convincing one, at least. I didn't think it was just a shack built on the slant of the hillside where you angled your camera to take trick photos. There was some mumbo jumbo about magnetic forces, but believe me, water flowed down the slanted floor of this place, just like it does in the rest of the world. One of the biggest wastes of money ever! My Legacy
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IMHO the #1 overrated tourist attraction in the U.S. is Plymouth Rock:
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matt said: IMHO the #1 overrated tourist attraction in the U.S. is Plymouth Rock:
That's funny, especially since that is most likely just a random rock. My Legacy
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One tourist attraction that I expected to suck but was actually really great was Mount Rushmore.
It's cheesy & touristy, but when you see it in scale it's an amazing sight. My Legacy
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NDRU said: ZombieKitten said: oh they have a word for places like these: Tourist Traps!
and underwhelming is such a great word Exactly, tourists are captive audiences, and they'll see whatever you give them. I went to "Mystery Spot" (one of many) in the Redwood Forest. Why would I need anything other than the largest trees in the world, you ask? I was a trapped tourist, and the billboards again got me. "Water flows uphill, gravity doesn't work right!" I've heard about places like this, and while I always assumed it was simply optical illusion, I assumed it was a convincing one, at least. I didn't think it was just a shack built on the slant of the hillside where you angled your camera to take trick photos. There was some mumbo jumbo about magnetic forces, but believe me, water flowed down the slanted floor of this place, just like it does in the rest of the world. One of the biggest wastes of money ever! oh man that must have sucked! | |
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NDRU said: matt said: IMHO the #1 overrated tourist attraction in the U.S. is Plymouth Rock:
That's funny, especially since that is most likely just a random rock. Actually, the story of Plymouth Rock is plausible. It may or may not actually be true -- and we'll probably never know -- but there's evidence to support it. See: http://en.wikipedia.org/w...mouth_Rock Even if the story is true, though, the rock still isn't much to look at (as the picture shows). And Plymouth wasn't even the site where the Pilgrims first landed -- they spent about five weeks near what's now Provincetown, Massachusetts, before packing up and sailing to Plymouth. Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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NDRU said: Anyone who's driven across the U.S. using the northern route knows Wall Drug. From hundreds of miles away you begin to see billboards advertising it and its "free ice water," "6 foot rabbit," "wax museum."
Now that doesn't sound like an ad for Paris, I know, but eventually the sheer number of billboards overwhelms your good sense. There are hundreds of them, more than for any other attraction I've seen. By the time you reach it you're generally ready for a break from driving anyway, and you just have to see what the hype is all about. It turns Wall Drug is simply a place to buy Wall Drug t-shirts, salt & pepper shakers, paperweights, figurines, etc. I believe Gertrude Stein said of Oakland "there is no there there," but this quote couldn't describe any place but Wall Drug. There is no there, only a celebration of the lack of there. It's beautiful in a way, making so much of nothing at all. I did visit the wax museum, one actual attraction the city held. There, classic characters from the Old West are immortalized, complete with hoodie sweatshirts covering the broken off hands and shoelaces holding the gun holsters to their hips. Wall Drug, America. Could you separate the two? I think not! South Dakota, right? (I grew up 40 minutes from SD.) When I was about 20 my parents got the brilliant idea to relive an extended family vacation from when I was two--the 'rents, my bro, my aunt & uncle, my cousins, their spouses & kids and my grandmother driving 8 hours across South Dakota to the Badlands & Mt. Rushmore. Luckily we skipped Wall Drug AND the Mitchell Corn Palace. (I think the year before there had been a drought & they didn't have enough corn crop to redesign the Corn Palace.) The highlight of the vacay was that the week we went just happened to be the 50th Annual Sturgis Bike Rally. Too bad my parents wouldn't let me out of their sight. So, umm, yeah. Wall Drug , South Dakota , but I do agree, Mount Rushmore is pretty fuckin' cool. I'm not at all patriotic, but walking out of the hills and seeing that in the middle of the mountains is breathtaking. I gotta be honest, I think the Empire State Building is kind of a let down. You wait in line to get in, you wait in line to go up, then you wait in line again, and then walk up some stairs, and wait in line again. It takes so long to get to the top that by the time you do, you're ready to leave. | |
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