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ZombieKitten

Pissweak World: Underwhelming Tourist Attractions

Last night I remembered the time in 1992 when my auntie and uncle took me to the planetarium in their city. Now I was quite excited, having been to one in my city, which was pretty incredible.

Not this one. We drove up to the top of the hill to the observatory after sunset, paid our entry fee (we were the only ones there that night) and only AFTER we paid did they inform us the telescope was not in use due to cloud-cover rolleyes Nevertheless, we proceeded to the main event, and I kid you not, the set-up was little more than a black umbrella with holes punched into it, set over a light bulb. The presenter, Claes-Göran (a real catch btw) stuttered through an incomprehensible description of our solar system, and my cousin and I had to stifle our giggles throughout (and that is why I remember this time so fondly lol )

What did you travel far to see and found disappointing?
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Reply #1 posted 03/28/07 3:54am

Natisse

ZombieKitten said:

Last night I remembered the time in 1992 when my auntie and uncle took me to the planetarium in their city. Now I was quite excited, having been to one in my city, which was pretty incredible.

Not this one. We drove up to the top of the hill to the observatory after sunset, paid our entry fee (we were the only ones there that night) and only AFTER we paid did they inform us the telescope was not in use due to cloud-cover rolleyes Nevertheless, we proceeded to the main event, and I kid you not, the set-up was little more than a black umbrella with holes punched into it, set over a light bulb. The presenter, Claes-Göran (a real catch btw) stuttered through an incomprehensible description of our solar system, and my cousin and I had to stifle our giggles throughout (and that is why I remember this time so fondly lol )

What did you travel far to see and found disappointing?


lol oh no!!! hug


...and to answer your question, Madame Tussauds here in London was extremely underwhelming for such a freaking expensive attraction (about $45!) and it was crap!! lol

other than that, nothing I can think of. it's all been fantastic apart from that! lol
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Reply #2 posted 03/28/07 3:59am

ZombieKitten

Natisse said:

ZombieKitten said:

Last night I remembered the time in 1992 when my auntie and uncle took me to the planetarium in their city. Now I was quite excited, having been to one in my city, which was pretty incredible.

Not this one. We drove up to the top of the hill to the observatory after sunset, paid our entry fee (we were the only ones there that night) and only AFTER we paid did they inform us the telescope was not in use due to cloud-cover rolleyes Nevertheless, we proceeded to the main event, and I kid you not, the set-up was little more than a black umbrella with holes punched into it, set over a light bulb. The presenter, Claes-Göran (a real catch btw) stuttered through an incomprehensible description of our solar system, and my cousin and I had to stifle our giggles throughout (and that is why I remember this time so fondly lol )

What did you travel far to see and found disappointing?


lol oh no!!! hug


...and to answer your question, Madame Tussauds here in London was extremely underwhelming for such a freaking expensive attraction (about $45!) and it was crap!! lol

other than that, nothing I can think of. it's all been fantastic apart from that! lol


Have you ever been to Kryall Castle in Melbourne? falloff
I found a reference to it in a blog:
"P.S There is a fake castle here in Melbourne called Kryall Castle, complete with lusty wenches, jousting knights etc etc... if you're ever here DON'T GO THERE!! It's completely foul!"
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Reply #3 posted 03/28/07 4:03am

ZombieKitten

From The Late Show

god this had me in stitches falloff

Pissweak World
Several-minute advertisements for mediocre theme parks with the 'Pissweak' brandname, e.g. Pissweak World, Ye Olde Pissweeke Worlde Pissweak Movieworld, Pissweak Town. Each would feature a guided tour with examples of the many low-quality attractions. Featuring the Pissweak Kids and narration by Tony Martin.
Examples (from Pissweak Town): "Ride a bucking Bronco" - clip showing a child sitting on a labrador. "See a bush printing press" - clip of a man holding a child's head on top of a photocopier printing out a copy. "Ride a stage coach" - clip shows dejected children inside a trailer being driven down a road.
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Reply #4 posted 03/28/07 4:07am

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Natisse said:

ZombieKitten said:

Last night I remembered the time in 1992 when my auntie and uncle took me to the planetarium in their city. Now I was quite excited, having been to one in my city, which was pretty incredible.

Not this one. We drove up to the top of the hill to the observatory after sunset, paid our entry fee (we were the only ones there that night) and only AFTER we paid did they inform us the telescope was not in use due to cloud-cover rolleyes Nevertheless, we proceeded to the main event, and I kid you not, the set-up was little more than a black umbrella with holes punched into it, set over a light bulb. The presenter, Claes-Göran (a real catch btw) stuttered through an incomprehensible description of our solar system, and my cousin and I had to stifle our giggles throughout (and that is why I remember this time so fondly lol )

What did you travel far to see and found disappointing?


lol oh no!!! hug


...and to answer your question, Madame Tussauds here in London was extremely underwhelming for such a freaking expensive attraction (about $45!) and it was crap!! lol

other than that, nothing I can think of. it's all been fantastic apart from that! lol


yes i believe that madame tussauds was set up to rip off tourists, i dont think i know one Londoner to have ever been...

people are foolish enough to queue up for hours for that shit too...
are you ready for submission

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Reply #5 posted 03/28/07 4:08am

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The Greek Acropolis

it's full of ruins!!! mad
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Reply #6 posted 03/28/07 4:10am

ZombieKitten

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The Greek Acropolis

it's full of ruins!!! mad


falloff
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Reply #7 posted 03/28/07 4:27am

LittleSmedley

This genuine dull-as-fuck tourist attraction is just down the road from me:

http://www.diggerland.com/


bored sigh
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Reply #8 posted 03/28/07 4:30am

ZombieKitten

LittleSmedley said:

This genuine dull-as-fuck tourist attraction is just down the road from me:

http://www.diggerland.com/


bored sigh


lol
I think they have that round the corner from my in-laws, or is that just the freeway extension roadworks? confuse
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Reply #9 posted 03/28/07 4:33am

mdiver

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This genuine dull-as-fuck tourist attraction is just down the road from me:

http://www.diggerland.com/


bored sigh


You must live near me dude!
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Reply #10 posted 03/28/07 4:33am

ZombieKitten

mdiver said:

LittleSmedley said:

This genuine dull-as-fuck tourist attraction is just down the road from me:

http://www.diggerland.com/


bored sigh


You must live near me dude!


do you ever go there? razz
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Reply #11 posted 03/28/07 4:34am

LittleSmedley

mdiver said:

LittleSmedley said:

This genuine dull-as-fuck tourist attraction is just down the road from me:

http://www.diggerland.com/


bored sigh


You must live near me dude!


I'm in Maidstone, where r u mdiver?
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Reply #12 posted 03/28/07 4:36am

LittleSmedley

ZombieKitten said:

mdiver said:



You must live near me dude!


do you ever go there? razz


I spend most of my spare time at FencePaintingWorld
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Reply #13 posted 03/28/07 4:38am

ZombieKitten

LittleSmedley said:

ZombieKitten said:



do you ever go there? razz


No, I spend most of my spare time at FencePaintingWorld


lol sounds a blast!
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Reply #14 posted 03/28/07 4:43am

LittleSmedley

ZombieKitten said:

Last night I remembered the time in 1992 when my auntie and uncle took me to the planetarium in their city. Now I was quite excited, having been to one in my city, which was pretty incredible.

Not this one. We drove up to the top of the hill to the observatory after sunset, paid our entry fee (we were the only ones there that night) and only AFTER we paid did they inform us the telescope was not in use due to cloud-cover rolleyes Nevertheless, we proceeded to the main event, and I kid you not, the set-up was little more than a black umbrella with holes punched into it, set over a light bulb. The presenter, Claes-Göran (a real catch btw) stuttered through an incomprehensible description of our solar system, and my cousin and I had to stifle our giggles throughout (and that is why I remember this time so fondly lol )

What did you travel far to see and found disappointing?


Could have been worse, they might have taken u to Wolf Creek



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Reply #15 posted 03/28/07 4:43am

ZombieKitten

oh they have a word for places like these: Tourist Traps!
and underwhelming is such a great word lol
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Reply #16 posted 03/28/07 4:44am

mdiver

LittleSmedley said:

mdiver said:



You must live near me dude!


I'm in Maidstone, where r u mdiver?


Kenley just off Jcn 6 M25 near Godstone, there is an advert for digger world just on that jcn. It looks pony.

lol
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Reply #17 posted 03/28/07 4:44am

ZombieKitten

LittleSmedley said:

ZombieKitten said:

Last night I remembered the time in 1992 when my auntie and uncle took me to the planetarium in their city. Now I was quite excited, having been to one in my city, which was pretty incredible.

Not this one. We drove up to the top of the hill to the observatory after sunset, paid our entry fee (we were the only ones there that night) and only AFTER we paid did they inform us the telescope was not in use due to cloud-cover rolleyes Nevertheless, we proceeded to the main event, and I kid you not, the set-up was little more than a black umbrella with holes punched into it, set over a light bulb. The presenter, Claes-Göran (a real catch btw) stuttered through an incomprehensible description of our solar system, and my cousin and I had to stifle our giggles throughout (and that is why I remember this time so fondly lol )

What did you travel far to see and found disappointing?


Could have been worse, they might have taken u to Wolf Creek



stab



is that near Göteborg too? confuse
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Reply #18 posted 03/28/07 4:48am

LittleSmedley

ZombieKitten said:



is that near Göteborg too? confuse


Oh, I thought u might have been in Oz, looking at your profile ZK

Wolf Creeks's an Australian horror film were backpackers get murdered in the outback

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Reply #19 posted 03/28/07 4:51am

ZombieKitten

LittleSmedley said:

ZombieKitten said:



is that near Göteborg too? confuse


Oh, I thought u might have been in Oz, looking at your profile ZK

Wolf Creeks's an Australian horror film were backpackers get murdered in the outback

eek


Oh, OK. My relatives don't live in Australia, and I have not seen that movie yet biggrin
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Reply #20 posted 03/28/07 7:56am

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After I graduated high school, I went to Florida for a couple of weeks of vacation to stay with my Aunt Linda. She told me we could do pretty much anything I wanted during those two weeks, as she's rather rich to be honest and has no care for laying down money to show someone a good time.

That said, I insisted we go to the Orlando art museum. We made the journey from her apartment downtown, though I can't remember if we even had to go all that far. Anyway, it sucked. The regular collection wasn't even there, it was replaced with glass work. And glass work is all well and good, until you are in an exhibit where room by room everything looked pretty much the same, but in a different color.
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Anyone who's driven across the U.S. using the northern route knows Wall Drug. From hundreds of miles away you begin to see billboards advertising it and its "free ice water," "6 foot rabbit," "wax museum."

Now that doesn't sound like an ad for Paris, I know, but eventually the sheer number of billboards overwhelms your good sense. There are hundreds of them, more than for any other attraction I've seen.

By the time you reach it you're generally ready for a break from driving anyway, and you just have to see what the hype is all about.

It turns Wall Drug is simply a place to buy Wall Drug t-shirts, salt & pepper shakers, paperweights, figurines, etc. I believe Gertrude Stein said of Oakland "there is no there there," but this quote couldn't describe any place but Wall Drug. There is no there, only a celebration of the lack of there. It's beautiful in a way, making so much of nothing at all.

I did visit the wax museum, one actual attraction the city held. There, classic characters from the Old West are immortalized, complete with hoodie sweatshirts covering the broken off hands and shoelaces holding the gun holsters to their hips.

Wall Drug, America. Could you separate the two? I think not!
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Reply #22 posted 03/28/07 10:44am

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ZombieKitten said:

oh they have a word for places like these: Tourist Traps!
and underwhelming is such a great word lol


Exactly, tourists are captive audiences, and they'll see whatever you give them. I went to "Mystery Spot" (one of many) in the Redwood Forest. Why would I need anything other than the largest trees in the world, you ask? I was a trapped tourist, and the billboards again got me. "Water flows uphill, gravity doesn't work right!"

I've heard about places like this, and while I always assumed it was simply optical illusion, I assumed it was a convincing one, at least. I didn't think it was just a shack built on the slant of the hillside where you angled your camera to take trick photos.

There was some mumbo jumbo about magnetic forces, but believe me, water flowed down the slanted floor of this place, just like it does in the rest of the world.

One of the biggest wastes of money ever!
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Reply #23 posted 03/28/07 1:14pm

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IMHO the #1 overrated tourist attraction in the U.S. is Plymouth Rock:

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matt said:

IMHO the #1 overrated tourist attraction in the U.S. is Plymouth Rock:



falloff That's funny, especially since that is most likely just a random rock.
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Reply #25 posted 03/28/07 1:41pm

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One tourist attraction that I expected to suck but was actually really great was Mount Rushmore.

It's cheesy & touristy, but when you see it in scale it's an amazing sight.
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Reply #26 posted 03/28/07 4:03pm

ZombieKitten

NDRU said:

ZombieKitten said:

oh they have a word for places like these: Tourist Traps!
and underwhelming is such a great word lol


Exactly, tourists are captive audiences, and they'll see whatever you give them. I went to "Mystery Spot" (one of many) in the Redwood Forest. Why would I need anything other than the largest trees in the world, you ask? I was a trapped tourist, and the billboards again got me. "Water flows uphill, gravity doesn't work right!"

I've heard about places like this, and while I always assumed it was simply optical illusion, I assumed it was a convincing one, at least. I didn't think it was just a shack built on the slant of the hillside where you angled your camera to take trick photos.

There was some mumbo jumbo about magnetic forces, but believe me, water flowed down the slanted floor of this place, just like it does in the rest of the world.

One of the biggest wastes of money ever!


oh man falloff that must have sucked!
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NDRU said:

matt said:

IMHO the #1 overrated tourist attraction in the U.S. is Plymouth Rock:



falloff That's funny, especially since that is most likely just a random rock.


Actually, the story of Plymouth Rock is plausible. It may or may not actually be true -- and we'll probably never know -- but there's evidence to support it. See:

http://en.wikipedia.org/w...mouth_Rock

Even if the story is true, though, the rock still isn't much to look at (as the picture shows). And Plymouth wasn't even the site where the Pilgrims first landed -- they spent about five weeks near what's now Provincetown, Massachusetts, before packing up and sailing to Plymouth.
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Reply #28 posted 03/28/07 9:45pm

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NDRU said:

Anyone who's driven across the U.S. using the northern route knows Wall Drug. From hundreds of miles away you begin to see billboards advertising it and its "free ice water," "6 foot rabbit," "wax museum."

Now that doesn't sound like an ad for Paris, I know, but eventually the sheer number of billboards overwhelms your good sense. There are hundreds of them, more than for any other attraction I've seen.

By the time you reach it you're generally ready for a break from driving anyway, and you just have to see what the hype is all about.

It turns Wall Drug is simply a place to buy Wall Drug t-shirts, salt & pepper shakers, paperweights, figurines, etc. I believe Gertrude Stein said of Oakland "there is no there there," but this quote couldn't describe any place but Wall Drug. There is no there, only a celebration of the lack of there. It's beautiful in a way, making so much of nothing at all.

I did visit the wax museum, one actual attraction the city held. There, classic characters from the Old West are immortalized, complete with hoodie sweatshirts covering the broken off hands and shoelaces holding the gun holsters to their hips.

Wall Drug, America. Could you separate the two? I think not!




South Dakota, right? (I grew up 40 minutes from SD.) When I was about 20 my parents got the brilliant idea to relive an extended family vacation from when I was two--the 'rents, my bro, my aunt & uncle, my cousins, their spouses & kids and my grandmother driving 8 hours across South Dakota to the Badlands & Mt. Rushmore. Luckily we skipped Wall Drug AND the Mitchell Corn Palace. (I think the year before there had been a drought & they didn't have enough corn crop to redesign the Corn Palace.) The highlight of the vacay was that the week we went just happened to be the 50th Annual Sturgis Bike Rally. headbang Too bad my parents wouldn't let me out of their sight. lol


So, umm, yeah. Wall Drug zzz, South Dakota bored, but I do agree, Mount Rushmore is pretty fuckin' cool. I'm not at all patriotic, but walking out of the hills and seeing that in the middle of the mountains is breathtaking.


I gotta be honest, I think the Empire State Building is kind of a let down. You wait in line to get in, you wait in line to go up, then you wait in line again, and then walk up some stairs, and wait in line again. It takes so long to get to the top that by the time you do, you're ready to leave.
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