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PrintableImago said: Ribbed4UrPleasure said: its good for stopping the shits after an all day/night binge of shooting/snorting heroin. so i hear.  That's fine, but does it make your balls hang lower? I have no clue..... 
Try it an let us know the outcome....  "Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive."
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Imago said: Ribbed4UrPleasure said: its good for stopping the shits after an all day/night binge of shooting/snorting heroin. so i hear. That's fine, but does it make your balls hang lower? truthfully, yes. My balls hang much lower since starting my regime of noni.  GIT THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!!! | |
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I read this on a scam.com blog re: LIMU Juice...
"Yes, this is taken from the Mongolian Limucalliope bird, which was almost extinct several years ago. The bird is noted for it's long, protruding bill and thick, seven-toed flippers. The Limu Juice is extracted from the bird's pancreas and fermented in seaweed oils for exactly seven weeks and one day before being placed in discarded Moet and Chandon champage bottles for three days. The seaweed oils give it it's healing properties, and the Moet and Chandon bottles provide the delicious taste. The juice cures cancer, Lou Gehrig's Disease, and strangely, hemorroids. It has also been known to clear up acne (only in 15 year-olds, however) and at least one quadraplegic has reported that he can now walk after taking the stuff for six consecutive Tuesday nights. And it will also take tar off your vehicle, and will increase gas mileage by 10 miles per gallon per tank of hi-test. It does not work with regular fuel. Disclaimer: The FDA has not approved use of this juice, and the results mentioned cannot be guaranteed. Furthermore, it may cause swelling of the groin in monkeys and other small primates." 
"Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive."
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Oh, so this is like some kind of new health thing?
What is it? What does it do?? What does it tast like???? God, I'm so behind. I JUST started with the pommegranite.  | |
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SureThing said: Oh, so this is like some kind of new health thing?
What is it? What does it do?? What does it tast like???? God, I'm so behind. I JUST started with the pommegranite. thats too bad, pommegranite is some shysters voodoo snake oil. You've been hoodwinked! GIT THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!!! | |
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Ribbed4UrPleasure said: Imago said: That's fine, but does it make your balls hang lower? truthfully, yes. My balls hang much lower since starting my regime of noni. orgnote me | |
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Ribbed4UrPleasure said: SureThing said: Oh, so this is like some kind of new health thing?
What is it? What does it do?? What does it tast like???? God, I'm so behind. I JUST started with the pommegranite. thats too bad, pommegranite is some shysters voodoo snake oil. You've been hoodwinked! pommegrainte awesome. Its like fireworks goin of in your mouth.
I haven't experienced such a thing since Tang! | |
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SureThing said: Ribbed4UrPleasure said: thats too bad, pommegranite is some shysters voodoo snake oil. You've been hoodwinked! pommegrainte awesome. Its like fireworks goin of in your mouth.
I haven't experienced such a thing since Tang! Tang
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Imago said: Ribbed4UrPleasure said: truthfully, yes. My balls hang much lower since starting my regime of noni. orgnote me SOLD!  GIT THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!!! | |
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Ribbed4UrPleasure said: Imago said: orgnote me SOLD!  | |
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limu-bump  | |
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is this Dan's marketing ploy? http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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I think I'll buy some of this today. | |
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Imago said: limu-bump
Some Limu juice will clear that right up. The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Imago said: limu-bump
Some Limu juice will clear that right up. hope you're doing well  | |
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It's a cult!!!! RUN!!! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Imago said: So anyways, I sit on the IT department floor of my building and it's a bit strange anyways. But I've totally slipped into the Twilight Zone this week.
About a week ago, my friend Colleen came over to my desk and asked me if I could write her a fake story (1000 words or less) about why she needed a boob enhancement so she could attempt and win a contest at some radio station. 
And during the conversation my eczema came up (as it normally does during my conversation these days), and she totallly flipped out and became a different person at that point. She stopped talking in rambling, casual sentences, and started talking in direct, diliberate, forceful sentences about the benefits of LIMU Juice and it's active ingrediant, FUCOIDAN. I swear to god, it was like a seaweed induced Jeckyle-vs-Hyde situation. Anyways, she set me up to talk to her friend Bill who swears by the stuff. Then Bill totally tripped me out cuase he was giving me this weird ass sales pitch. And trying to convince me that buying a 3 month supply of Limu Juic (300 bucks folks) will solve my eczema, any acne, and internal problems if I had them. This conversation lasted an agonizing 30 minutes, the entire time I felt as if I was watching a very very disturbing Set-it and Forget-it rotisery cooker commercial. So today, I'm sitting here working on my projects, and my friend Joe, whose this really suave Latino playboy who is a hit with the ladies and totally "street" in a grownup kind of way, stopped by my desk. Thinking that he wanted to discuss a few projects with me, I looked up and asked him how he was doing. He then launched into a whole conversatin about how Fucoidian and Limu juice changed his life and health and solved his sleep disorder, etc. etc. I swear to god, I thought I was hearing someone witness the Holy Spirit. sooooo...whats the deal? have u had some of the JUICE yet? due to the content i suggest you like this... | |
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