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OMG I'M NOT EVEN LYING A HUGE TURKEY JUST FLEW BY MY WINDOW!!! 
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH | |
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i have wild turkeys near my house
i am very afraid of them-they r huge and ugly as hell they hang out at the bottom of my stairs  due to the content i suggest you like this... | |
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Stop eating sweets and have a lie down | |
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You idiot.
This is exactly the kinda thing that my amazing thread needed.  | |
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JustErin said: You idiot.
This is exactly the kinda thing that my amazing thread needed. no it didn't. it had ME!  | |
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JustErin said: You idiot.
This is exactly the kinda thing that my amazing thread needed. 
NOT ONLY THAT BUT I'M GOING TO START TYPING IN ALL CAPS LOCKS. | |
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SureThing said: JustErin said: You idiot.
This is exactly the kinda thing that my amazing thread needed.
NOT ONLY THAT BUT I'M GOING TO START TYPING IN ALL CAPS LOCKS. 
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Girl, you live in a big, pretty, house located smack dab in the middle of hell. | |
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can you coop him up for my man?
his back is too fucked to go turkey hunting this year
i'm dating a hunter She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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ok, wait. Actually, I once had a 4 1/2 foot Iguana walk into my garage and rest his ass on top of my gym equipment. | |
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wow, flying Turkeys. | |
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emm said: can you coop him up for my man?
his back is too fucked to go turkey hunting this year
i'm dating a hunter | |
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Imago said: ok, wait. Actually, I once had a 4 1/2 foot Iguana walk into my garage and rest his ass on top of my gym equipment.
omg, I would love that! |
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CarrieMpls said: Imago said: ok, wait. Actually, I once had a 4 1/2 foot Iguana walk into my garage and rest his ass on top of my gym equipment.
omg, I would love that! Yeah thats really cool. | |
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Imago said: Girl, you live in a big, pretty, house located smack dab in the middle of hell.
You have NO idea! | |
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We get wild turkeys at my place, too. The take wild dumps on the walkways. My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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if we had wild turkeys here maybe i could persuade him to come north  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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emm said: if we had wild turkeys here maybe i could persuade him to come north
You got something else that will persuade him  | |
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mdiver said: emm said: if we had wild turkeys here maybe i could persuade him to come north
You got something else that will persuade him if there was a bullet train that could get him here in a day and he didn't have to face the  i think it would happen faster lolShe couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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emm said: mdiver said: You got something else that will persuade him if there was a bullet train that could get him here in a day and he didn't have to face the i think it would happen faster lolOkay, what are yous going on about? | |
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emm said: mdiver said: You got something else that will persuade him if there was a bullet train that could get him here in a day and he didn't have to face the i think it would happen faster lolUse all your powers....or i could go drag his ass there! | |
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SureThing said: emm said: can you coop him up for my man?
his back is too fucked to go turkey hunting this year
i'm dating a huntera little Annie Oakley!  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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eh...we get cardinals in my courtyard now and then. | |
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SureThing said: emm said: if there was a bullet train that could get him here in a day and he didn't have to face the i think it would happen faster lolOkay, what are yous going on about? i live three day's drive from my man it's his turn to come here and he's a bit anxious to fly
but he likes to hunt turkeys that is all  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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emm said: SureThing said: Okay, what are yous going on about? i live three day's drive from my man it's his turn to come here and he's a bit anxious to fly
but he likes to hunt turkeys that is all send him a pair of your undies in the post and tell him you are in bed waiting  | |
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emm said: SureThing said: Okay, what are yous going on about? i live three day's drive from my man it's his turn to come here and he's a bit anxious to fly
but he likes to hunt turkeys that is all Oh
Men are stupid.  | |
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CarrieMpls said: Imago said: ok, wait. Actually, I once had a 4 1/2 foot Iguana walk into my garage and rest his ass on top of my gym equipment.
omg, I would love that! We were running Cat-5 cable in my house that day, and I was up in the attick men my friend Eddie yells "Oh Shit Damn!! BIG FUCKING LIZARD! BIG FUCKING LIZARD!!!". I'm like, "Eddie  , Lizards are great.. They eat mosquitos and shit."
He's like, "Hell Nah--BIGGER THAN THAT EVEN!!!" and runs in my house and shuts the door. I crawl down into my garage and see this big ass Iguana.
I called Animal Services and everything. That's when I found out Iguanas eat veggies and not people.
It ended up being the pet of some women across the street. | |
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did it make a gobble noise? i would have busted out laughing. turkey gobble makes me giggle. | |
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Anx said: did it make a gobble noise? i would have busted out laughing. turkey gobble makes me giggle.
No. I don't even know if it was a turkey to be honest. But it was a large foul. | |
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SureThing said: Anx said: did it make a gobble noise? i would have busted out laughing. turkey gobble makes me giggle.
No. I don't even know if it was a turkey to be honest. But it was a large foul. We've been misled  | |
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