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A Couple of Questions from the Captain Yep, the Captain is still stranded on an island where GottaLetitgo left me. I think it's a metaphor. Ask him, he's the English major.
Anyhow, the Captain has enjoyed himself, whiling my days in the island of really nearsighted chicks kicked out of sororities for being too slutty.But you know the Captain meditates too, thinks about the great questions that go unasked in "polite society". And I've come up with a few that absolutely stump me. Question 1: If you passing somebody in a crowded row, say at a movie theater, and they are sitting down, is it proper etiquette to put your crotch in their face or your butt. The Captain never could figure that out. Every time the Captain went crotch first, I always ended up knocking people out cold. Question2: This is one the Admiral wants to know about, as the Captain has no personal experience in this issue. Why isn't premature ejaculation considered a good thing? Is there not no greater compliment to a woman than to "arrive at the party fashionably early" (the Admiral's words)? That just means that she's hot and that she's exciting you. The Admiral wants to know why chicks gets so mad at that. So anyway, if you have any answers for the Captain, send them on. I would appreciate it. I'm sure glad that I was able to polarize the coconut milk in such a way as to create a makeshift computer and bringing along a 200 mile long phone cord for my dial-up service was a stroke of genius. [Edited 3/26/07 10:26am] | |
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 hi Captain! say hello to my college roommate Tiffini
i can only enlighten you on question #1 (#2 has never happened to anybody i've been with - now i know why  )
Europeans prefer the crotch in the face, Americans the ass. what South Carolinians prefer, of course, shall remain our little bible belt secret  | |
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not a bad thread considering the rust that's been accumulating on the Captain's private parts... | |
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Question 1: Butt. Mind your wallet though
Question2: It's not considered premature when you still have your underpants on. That's pathetic 
Hope that helps  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: hi Captain! say hello to my college roommate Tiffini
i can only enlighten you on question #1 (#2 has never happened to anybody i've been with - now i know why )
Europeans prefer the crotch in the face, Americans the ass. what South Carolinians prefer, of course, shall remain our little bible belt secret Tiffini is very nice. Gotta is the expert on South Carolina but it probably doesn't matter which way as long as you say "Excuse me, y'all." | |
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BlackAdder7 said: not a bad thread considering the rust that's been accumulating on the Captain's private parts...
It has been rough without my semi-weekly shots at the clinic but plankton cures many of my ills... | |
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PANDURITO said: Question 1: Butt. Mind your wallet though
Question2: It's not considered premature when you still have your underpants on. That's pathetic
Hope that helps 1) You're right about minding the wallet. The Captain usually carried about $500 in ones when I was back on the mainland. 2) I'll tell the Admiral about the underpants thing. What if it's like the day before, though? | |
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I should have never killed off AndrewRidgeley... All good things they say never last... | |
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I need a new alter ego. All good things they say never last... | |
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I'll answer this one:
Question2: This is one the Admiral wants to know about, as the Captain has no personal experience in this issue. Why isn't premature ejaculation considered a good thing? Is there not no greater compliment to a woman than to "arrive at the party fashionably early" (the Admiral's words)? That just means that she's hot and that she's exciting you. The Admiral wants to know why chicks gets so mad at that. Because usually the party is over too soon. Let's analyze this shall we? First you take the time to size up the guy get to know him a bit, decide it you want a piece of him and is it worth the effort. Then you make the effort and listen to his boring stories and laugh at his unfunny jokes. You spend extra time and effort putting yourself together for your date, including shaving places you may not usually shave. For what? 10 minutes! I THINK NOT! Now if the first shot is just a warning across the bow before battle, that's another story. No More Haters on the Internet. |
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CaptainChaos said: Yep, the Captain is still stranded on an island where GottaLetitgo left me. I think it's a metaphor. Ask him, he's the English major.
Anyhow, the Captain has enjoyed himself, whiling my days in the island of really nearsighted chicks kicked out of sororities for being too slutty.But you know the Captain meditates too, thinks about the great questions that go unasked in "polite society". And I've come up with a few that absolutely stump me. Question 1: If you passing somebody in a crowded row, say at a movie theater, and they are sitting down, is it proper etiquette to put your crotch in their face or your butt. The Captain never could figure that out. Every time the Captain went crotch first, I always ended up knocking people out cold. Question2: This is one the Admiral wants to know about, as the Captain has no personal experience in this issue. Why isn't premature ejaculation considered a good thing? Is there not no greater compliment to a woman than to "arrive at the party fashionably early" (the Admiral's words)? That just means that she's hot and that she's exciting you. The Admiral wants to know why chicks gets so mad at that. So anyway, if you have any answers for the Captain, send them on. I would appreciate it. I'm sure glad that I was able to polarize the coconut milk in such a way as to create a makeshift computer and bringing along a 200 mile long phone cord for my dial-up service was a stroke of genius. [Edited 3/26/07 10:26am] CaptainChaos! how is life on the island??? i'm just stopping by to say hello since i have no idea how to answer your questions. wish i had some advice for you but....oh welll!  | |
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littlemissG said: I'll answer this one:
Question2: This is one the Admiral wants to know about, as the Captain has no personal experience in this issue. Why isn't premature ejaculation considered a good thing? Is there not no greater compliment to a woman than to "arrive at the party fashionably early" (the Admiral's words)? That just means that she's hot and that she's exciting you. The Admiral wants to know why chicks gets so mad at that. Because usually the party is over too soon. Let's analyze this shall we? First you take the time to size up the guy get to know him a bit, decide it you want a piece of him and is it worth the effort. Then you make the effort and listen to his boring stories and laugh at his unfunny jokes. You spend extra time and effort putting yourself together for your date, including shaving places you may not usually shave. For what? 10 minutes! I THINK NOT! Now if the first shot is just a warning across the bow before battle, that's another story. | |
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