It's a deal-breaker if in the FIRST CONVERSATION: he manages to work in driving an expensive car/clothes/living arrangements - I'm outta there, no time for bitches like that...


It's a deal-breaker if on the FIRST DATE: he's blatantly preoccupied w/ sex AND he doesn't make me laugh at all - there's nothing more boring to me...


It's a deal-breaker if during the FIRST WEEK: he reveals completely unacceptable taste in tv/movies/music I wouldn't be able to respect that OR if he makes up lame reasons to see me, I'm just gonna think he's retarded. Be honest, say you wanna see me - I'd like that... unless I didn't like you


It's a deal-breaker if during the FIRST MONTH: he's just so-so in bed AND has a name for his penis, either I'm gone or I'll smother him in his sleep...



Shallow, of course


your turn, bitches



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It's a deal-breaker if on the FIRST DATE: When he says please dont talk to me.. I just wanna look at you all night.. and I am standing there thinking wtf???

It's a deal-breaker if during the FIRST MONTH: He says we get on really well and I trust you so much, so there are some things I want to tell you.

1) My name is not Louis

2) I am not French

3) The people you met are my family not friends

4) I am an illegal immigrant

It's a deal-breaker if in the FIRST CONVERSATION: she is overly chipper or wants to engage in light chit chat that she isn't really interested in either.

It's a deal-breaker if on the FIRST DATE: she seems impressed by something shallow, like if I have a nice car or something.

It's a deal-breaker if during the FIRST WEEK: she pretends to not be interested even though she is.

It's a deal-breaker if during the FIRST MONTH: she treats the relationship as if we'd been together for 30 years.

Fuck.. I got more..

I didnt think I had.. and mine are all true..

It's a deal-breaker if during the FIRST WEEK: I must tell you I already have a girlfriend and I cant leave her but I still want to see you

Damn Red, yours are buggin' me OUT!

CalhounSq said:

They are bugging me out too..

and more..

It's a deal-breaker if on the FIRST DATE: after sex.. I am not really 22, I am only 15..





Ok I better edit that.. he was joking when he said he was 15 he admitted later, but I nearly crapped myself.. and he wasnt 22 either, he was 19..
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Who the hell signs a deal before the first date?

REDBABY said:

ItsOnlyMe said:

Our good friend Noel

It's a deal-breaker if in the FIRST CONVERSATION: he talks about how he can't decide whether Bush or Reagan was the best president ever

It's a deal-breaker if on the FIRST DATE: he pulls up in a pickup truck and hunting gear. same goes for Hummer/expensive suit


It's a deal-breaker if during the FIRST WEEK: he talks bad about his "needy" mother, his "idiot" co-workers, his "psycho" ex wife, etc...

It's a deal-breaker if during the FIRST MONTH: he tries to convert me, or tries to convince me that a career in corporate would be a good idea

It's a deal-breaker if during the FIRST FEW MONTHS: Sorry, but I am getting married, we can still see each other and I want you to come to the wedding reception so I can spend time with you.. really, I am just getting married for tax purposes



Fuck.. I have had shit experiences.. they are funny though..

IrresistibleB1tch said:

REDBABY said:

Damn girlie

CalhounSq said:

I should have known better - my first prince bf.. he was 10 yrs older than me.. but I wasnt really into him that much..

It's a deal-breaker if in the FIRST CONVERSATION: She constantly complains about everything.


It's a deal-breaker if on the FIRST DATE: She brings a friend to help her judge my performance.


It's a deal-breaker if during the FIRST WEEK: She asks for money to go shopping.


It's a deal-breaker if during the FIRST MONTH: she says she's 2 months pregnant with my baby.

CalhounSq said:

I'm with you on all of these.

I also can not stand guys that always want you to make the decisions....on everything, what to eat, where to go, what to do. I hate, hate, HATE that.

ItsOnlyMe said:

DAMN, has that actually happened?? These bitches are shameless! Though I guess I shouldn't be surprised after Supa's "wedding ring" thread, huh?

It's a deal-breaker if on the FIRST DATE: He says.. First you must purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka

JustErin said:

YES!! That shit is annoying!! Have an opinion man! I might as well go by myself or get a puppy to follow me around

I also can't deal with guys that are overly touchy feely or huggy huggy.

Guys that call me cute pet names are just begging for a punch in the mouth.

Guys that keep saying that they love me or I am so this or that (meaning compliments) all the time make me wanna hurl.

Also guys that do the sappy romantic stuff because they think it will make me happy need to get the hell away from me too.

JustErin said:

You're so hardcore.

This does actually happen / has been said before

It's a deal-breaker if in the FIRST CONVERSATION: He says, if you suck my cock, I will let you buy me a pint..



That didnt happen to me but a friend.. the fucking cheek of it.. gotta love it though...

JustErin said:

I'm so with you on all those BUT I have to admit an old bf had a pet name for me that I thought was so fucking dumb, & he used to compliment me always. And after a while I reacted so that he stopped... & I eventually missed that corny shit Next time I think I'll just learn to deal w/ the compliments/pet names

retina said:

Oh stop.

That's not hardcore.

JustErin said:

A punch in the mouth for calling you a pet name? I'd say that's a pretty raw deal.

I know what you're saying with most of it though, and totally understand that you don't want to make all the decisions. The type of guys that ask that of you are really lame.

I am a bit touchy feely though sometimes.

retina said:

I'm sure she wouldn't actually punch them







A little touchy feely is cool - hold my hand occassionally, a peck if we're in public... but a mf that is all over you all the time - arm around me, too much public affection, etc. THAT shit is annoying & clingy...

CalhounSq said:

You never know. She's a killer, I tell ya.



Agreed. That's annoying to other people as well.

CalhounSq said:

Hahaha.

Naw, I am more into verbal assault than physical assault.

And yes, you can hold my hand, give me a kiss but a guy that wants to be all over me all the time (in public or in private) is a turn off.

I also can't stand it when a guy wants to sleep in each other's arms. I simply can't do it. I just will not fall asleep. I have a hard enough time just sharing my bed for sleepy time, so being all up in my personal space is not something I can deal with.

On a first date, I always like to get a feel for whether not a guy reads books. I can't respect someone who won't read. To me, it screams out unintelligent.

I was literally out on a first date with a guy called Mick once. I had a book in my car, and I was driving us down towards a marina to go out on the lake. Anyway, he said, "So, you're a reader, huh?" "Yes," I said, at which point he made it a point to tell me he never reads books. "Never had much use for them." So, I pulled over into the next driveway, turned the car around, and dropped him off at his house.

It's always been a deal-breaker, too, if someone has been too eager to impress. I am not interested in being wowed, I am interesting in getting to know a man. I don't wanna hear lies!

Any sort of loud chewing or grunting during a meal is foul.

...God I'm glad I'm done dating.