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PrintableIt's a deal-breaker if in the FIRST CONVERSATION: he mentions that I remind him of his mother It's a deal-breaker if on the FIRST DATE: he mentions that I remind him of his ex girlfriend It's a deal-breaker if during the FIRST WEEK: I got bored because of his mentality or sex It's a deal-breaker if during the FIRST MONTH: I met all his family and friends and I can't see myself in the picture | |
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It's a deal-breaker if in the FIRST CONVERSATION: All she talks about is herself...with nary an inquiry about anything other than my name....
It's a deal-breaker if on the FIRST DATE: She orders the most expensive shit on the menu, from first drink to entree, barely touching any of it.... It's a deal-breaker if during the FIRST WEEK: She calls me more than once a day and bugs the shit out of me with the whole "where are you, who are you with" nonsense.... It's a deal-breaker if during the FIRST MONTH: She "thinks" she's falling in love with me....OR....has never loved anyone as much as she loves me....when in reality, if pressed, she can't name more than two of my relatives or favorite things.... [Edited 3/25/07 13:00pm] He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above... 
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ella731 said: REDBABY said: Yeah for play is cool.. but not really for real.. unless you do have a proper connectiuon.. Im done dating musicians.Its to much hassle. Oh come on, they're not that bad. | |
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OK I got another one:
A royal ballet dancer, first date: He couldnt reverse his car.. so he PUSHED me and his car into the parking space.. I was mortified.. if sexy was a colour it would be red  | |
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ItsOnlyMe said: ella731 said: Im done dating musicians.Its to much hassle. So you no longer dating yourself? totally.and I feel bad for anyone that ends up with me  | |
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JustErin said: ella731 said: Im done dating musicians.Its to much hassle. Oh come on, they're not that bad. Thank you. at least someone appreciates us. | |
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estelle81 said: Guys, who after I tell them that I don't believe in marriage or children, make the comment, "But, God says be fruitful and multiple and marriage is what God wants us to do." I don't believe in marriage, because I don't believe in divorce and since he's stupid from the start of the conversation, than I'm not going to be taking any chances. Yeah, God said be fruitful and multiple to Adam and Eve and Noah and his sons, you know all those people who were the only ones left on the planet at that time. Have you seen the large amounts of traffic and the lines at the supermarket? Why would I want to add to that. Plus, I don't want any kids because they would have to interact with gaggles of stupid people. I'll pass.
Guys who get mad at me when I tell them I'm not interested in them, so they call me a bitch. Yeah, I'm a bitch, who doesn't like your stupid ass, so bounce before I slap you. Guys who expect me to cook for them and clean their house because we're together. I have my own house. R u going to come and clean my place? We don't live together, Sweetheart. Why would I cook for you, when I barely cook for myself. Do I look like Martha Stewart? I'm not your wife, your maid, or your mom, so let's start over from the beginning keeping those key points in mind. Man, now I totally see why I don't date.      I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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deal-breaker if in the FIRST CONVERSATION: If he can't hold my attention or interest. | |
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ItsOnlyMe said: JustErin said: Oh come on, they're not that bad. Thank you. at least someone appreciates us. I'm done dating non musicians. Deal breakers for me in general are those who snore and/or have fugly feet. | |
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estelle81 said: Guys who constantly make references to my height the entire conversation, "Dude, I know I'm short, now let's move on."
Guys who "forget" to tell me they have a steady girlfriend, even after I ask their stupid asses, "So, do you have a girlfriend/wife?", to which they reply, "No." Then, I get an angry phone call from his chick who is yelling at me because I talked to her man. Bitch, you need to be yelling at his ass, because he seems to have forgotten that you two are together. Guys who constantly compare me to their ex-girlfriends. No, I'm nothing like that girl, so either go back to her ass or stop making comparisons. Guys, who after I tell them that I don't believe in marriage or children, make the comment, "But, God says be fruitful and multiple and marriage is what God wants us to do." I don't believe in marriage, because I don't believe in divorce and since he's stupid from the start of the conversation, than I'm not going to be taking any chances. Yeah, God said be fruitful and multiple to Adam and Eve and Noah and his sons, you know all those people who were the only ones left on the planet at that time. Have you seen the large amounts of traffic and the lines at the supermarket? Why would I want to add to that. Plus, I don't want any kids because they would have to interact with gaggles of stupid people. I'll pass. Guys who get mad at me when I tell them I'm not interested in them, so they call me a bitch. Yeah, I'm a bitch, who doesn't like your stupid ass, so bounce before I slap you. Guys who constantly tell me I have a J.Lo or Beyonce booty and then ask if they can touch it to see if it's real. No, muthafucka, you can't. Guys who just assume they know me because they've been around lots of girls. You know what they say about people who assume? Guys who expect me to cook for them and clean their house because we're together. I have my own house. R u going to come and clean my place? We don't live together, Sweetheart. Why would I cook for you, when I barely cook for myself. Do I look like Martha Stewart? I'm not your wife, your maid, or your mom, so let's start over from the beginning keeping those key points in mind. Man, now I totally see why I don't date. a beyonce bootay 
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its a deal breaker on the first date if u talk to fucking much, shut the fuck up and breathe, we have all night to go...
its a deal breaker in the first week if u keep on calling me, i dont want no needy bitch its a deal breaker in the first month if i take u for a long weekend to prague and all u you are interested in is shopping. appreciate the culture mf'er are you ready for submission
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first conversation: if they can't pick up the slack conversation-wise when I'm not talking, which is often. Unless they're ok with silence, someone is going to have to do the talking.
that goes for conversation, date, week, month, life...
first date: no idea, never had one. I guess I'll notice if they're trying too hard to impress. It'll be clear what you're really all about later on so no point making yourself look better or different now. first week: if they say 'no' to spending their life with me  I have no experience to work with here.
first month: if the sex isn't fun and I don't like listening to them talk | |
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It's a deal-breaker if in the FIRST CONVERSATION: She curses, disparages God or the Church or talks disrespectfully about herself, her parents or her friends.
It's a deal-breaker if on the FIRST DATE: She says: "Oh, you say grace over your food. Good! A praying man.." It's a deal-breaker if during the FIRST WEEK: She doesn't give straight answers about aspects of her life. It's a deal-breaker if during the FIRST MONTH: I find out she wasn't giving straight answers about aspects of her life, and that she lied... Or if she really isn't a good conversationalist. I know still waters run deep, but I ought to have reason to believe there's life on your ocean floor... 
aquatic edit... [Edited 3/25/07 18:36pm] | |
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eraclito said: its a deal breaker in the first month if i take u for a long weekend to prague and all u you are interested in is shopping. appreciate the culture mf'er
i talked to a girl in one of my classes who wanted to go to europe just for the "fantastic shopping!!!" i just kinda looked at her  | |
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evenstar3 said: eraclito said: its a deal breaker in the first month if i take u for a long weekend to prague and all u you are interested in is shopping. appreciate the culture mf'er
i talked to a girl in one of my classes who wanted to go to europe just for the "fantastic shopping!!!" i just kinda looked at her i was in brussels a little while ago, enjoying the food, the atmosphere immersing myself in the baroque and rococo architecture the girl i took, was more interested in buying shoes even though she bought around ten pairs for a 3 day weekend with her already. are you ready for submission
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eraclito said: evenstar3 said: i talked to a girl in one of my classes who wanted to go to europe just for the "fantastic shopping!!!" i just kinda looked at her i was in brussels a little while ago, enjoying the food, the atmosphere immersing myself in the baroque and rococo architecture the girl i took, was more interested in buying shoes even though she bought around ten pairs for a 3 day weekend with her already. that's a shame. | |
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evenstar3 said: eraclito said: i was in brussels a little while ago, enjoying the food, the atmosphere immersing myself in the baroque and rococo architecture the girl i took, was more interested in buying shoes even though she bought around ten pairs for a 3 day weekend with her already. that's a shame. needless to say, i prefer to travel alone, i like to lose myself and learn my way around that way one can experience a truer feel for the rhythmn of the city u are exploring are you ready for submission
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evenstar3 said: eraclito said: i was in brussels a little while ago, enjoying the food, the atmosphere immersing myself in the baroque and rococo architecture the girl i took, was more interested in buying shoes even though she bought around ten pairs for a 3 day weekend with her already. that's a shame. I like to do both. | |
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eraclito said: evenstar3 said: i talked to a girl in one of my classes who wanted to go to europe just for the "fantastic shopping!!!" i just kinda looked at her i was in brussels a little while ago, enjoying the food, the atmosphere immersing myself in the baroque and rococo architecture the girl i took, was more interested in buying shoes even though she bought around ten pairs for a 3 day weekend with her already. One just doesn't hear that word enough, nowadays. | |
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It's a deal-breaker if in the FIRST CONVERSATION: he doesn't laugh at any of my jokes or shows no evidence of any sense of humour, or sends txts while I am talking
It's a deal-breaker if on the FIRST DATE: he is sarcastic, a braggart, won't stop talking about himself  ...  or plays with his phone 
It's a deal-breaker if during the FIRST WEEK: he answers the phone during sex, It's a deal-breaker if during the FIRST MONTH: we have to have sunday dinner at his parents EVERY weekend  | |
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It's a deal-breaker if in the FIRST CONVERSATION: if he mentions more than once how annoying his ex-girlfriend is...or that he and his baby mama are cool and don't have no problems (yeah right, if that was so, she wouldn't just be your BABY MAMA) It's a deal-breaker if on the FIRST DATE: if he asks what color AND what type of underwear am I wearing (hey waiter, check please) It's a deal-breaker if during the FIRST WEEK: He keeps whining about why I don't call him when i wake up in the morning or when i first get to work. (can I breathe muthafucka???) It's a deal-breaker if during the FIRST MONTH: if he spends more time playing X-Box 360 with his boys instead of taking me out. [Edited 3/25/07 19:55pm] I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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EmeraldCity said: ItsOnlyMe said: Thank you. at least someone appreciates us. I'm done dating non musicians. Deal breakers for me in general are those who snore and/or have fugly feet. I don't snore. nore breathe loud. I'm so quiet you can't even notice I'm in the room.  | |
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ThreadBare said: It's a deal-breaker if in the FIRST CONVERSATION: She curses...
 I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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retina said: It's a deal-breaker if in the FIRST CONVERSATION: she is overly chipper or wants to engage in light chit chat that she isn't really interested in either.
It's a deal-breaker if on the FIRST DATE: she seems impressed by something shallow, like if I have a nice car or something. It's a deal-breaker if during the FIRST WEEK: she pretends to not be interested even though she is. It's a deal-breaker if during the FIRST MONTH: she treats the relationship as if we'd been together for 30 years. ummmm....I've been meaning to ask, What type of car do you drive?? just wondering. | |
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missfee said: [b]It's a deal-breaker if during the FIRST WEEK: He keeps whining about why I don't call him when i wake up in the morning or when i first get to work. (can I breathe muthafucka???) It's a deal-breaker if during the FIRST MONTH: if he spends more time playing X-Box 360 with his boys instead of taking me out. [Edited 3/25/07 19:55pm] I am SO WITH YOU on both of those  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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These all happened to me on a first date:
--he brought his kids --another told me he was psychic --a different one licked his knife at the restaurant --a cop I dated had 5 bourbon and cokes on our first date at dinner  | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: These all happened to me on a first date:
--he brought his kids --another told me he was psychic --a different one licked his knife at the restaurant --a cop I dated had 5 bourbon and cokes on our first date at dinner OH DAMN... 
THAT is fucked up! I can't even choose the most horrifying out of those, honestly I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: AnotherLoverToo said: These all happened to me on a first date:
--he brought his kids --another told me he was psychic --a different one licked his knife at the restaurant --a cop I dated had 5 bourbon and cokes on our first date at dinner OH DAMN...
THAT is fucked up! I can't even choose the most horrifying out of those, honestly Yeah, I'm just blessed like that! | |
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It's a deal-breaker if in the FIRST CONVERSATION:...He reveals he's heartbroken over someone else. If not...
It's a deal-breaker if on the FIRST DATE:...He is not trying his damnedest to fuck me. It's a deal-breaker if during the FIRST WEEK:...I never hear from/see him. And, if I do see/hear from him... It's a deal-breaker if during the FIRST MONTH:...He hasn't made me want to give it on him.  | |
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ItsOnlyMe said: EmeraldCity said: I'm done dating non musicians. Deal breakers for me in general are those who snore and/or have fugly feet. I don't snore. nore breathe loud. I'm so quiet you can't even notice I'm in the room. | |
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