Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this
weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next
weekend."

Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new
deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel
the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So
they asked him."

You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this
weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. When it went off, I shut off my alarm,
gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex"
and she said, "Wear sun-screen".