A real ad from Colorado!

FREE to an approved home. Excellent guard dog, loves other small-dog
breeds.

Answers to the name of Dolly. Will eat anything, owner cannot afford to
feed her anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, rapists, illegals,
or molesters left in the neighborhood. Your help will be appreciated.

thats not a dog thats a fuckin horse

That's a great photoshop work.

ItsOnlyMe said:

You think? Small girl, big dog...not so unbelievable.

I've seen some huge ass mastiffs.

JustErin said:

Yup. Photoshop work
It looks realistic enough, that's why I say it's a good photoshop work, but it still is.

Adult males generally run about 160-230 pounds, females are normally between 120-170 pounds. Males over 200 pounds are not too uncommon and a few females reach these weights. According to the Guinness Book of Records the record holder for the world's largest dog is Zorba, a Mastiff, at 343 pounds. He stood 37 inches at the shoulder and was 8 foot 3 inches from the tip of his nose to the tip of his tail. Zorba set this record in November, 1989, when he was 8 years old.

www.mastiff.org

can't you see "dolly's" balls in the picture?

and i don't think the picture has been manipulated
the angle of the back leg shows he's sitting on the step the same as the girl
perhaps this is a picture of zorba!

Dolly.....such a dainty name for a guard dog.

emm said:

Is Dolly the dog, or the girl?

Maybe they hired a midget to pose with the dog to make it look bigger.