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I missed my ferry into work. Entertain me for the next 10 minutes. give me some advise for the day.
tell me a joke. gimmie a nice cheese soufle recipe. or just tell me how much ya love me 
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Excuse for missing your ferry to work: I forgot about daylight savings time  
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moderatorluv4u said: Excuse for missing your ferry to work: I forgot about daylight savings time
ya that'd be good if i wasnt working with a bunch of Germans. god they are so precise with everything.  | |
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Milty said: luv4u said: Excuse for missing your ferry to work: I forgot about daylight savings time
ya that'd be good if i wasnt working with a bunch of Germans. god they are so precise with everything. Ok, offer them sausages and beer 
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Hi Milty!
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CarrieMpls said: Hi Milty!
Hi Carrie  | |
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Flash your nob, man. That always helps pass the time for me. | |
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Milty said: luv4u said: Excuse for missing your ferry to work: I forgot about daylight savings time
ya that'd be good if i wasnt working with a bunch of Germans. god they are so precise with everything. (Spoken in a German accent) Und vot iz rong wiz zee Germanz Herr Milty? Gut day 2 U  [Edited 3/23/07 6:26am] Reality is an illusion
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you ride a fairy to work. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said:
you ride a fairy to work. Some people are so lucky :diselief: | |
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How do you turn a duck into a sould singer?
Put it in the oven until it´s Bill Withers. | |
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Take a bowl full of water, and put pepper on top of the water.
Now, place your finger in the middle, and nother will happen (except for a wet finger) Try that again, but this time put soap on the tip of your finger, and see what happens. | |
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ItsOnlyMe said: cborgman said:
you ride a fairy to work. Some people are so lucky :diselief:
so many flirtatious dirty jokes i could make here. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Milty said: luv4u said: Excuse for missing your ferry to work: I forgot about daylight savings time
ya that'd be good if i wasnt working with a bunch of Germans. god they are so precise with everything. They can't hold a candle to the Japanese though. I realized that I could order the taxi to take me to work for a super-precise time, so I asked for 8:08. At 8:07 there was usually no sign of it, but within thirty seconds of 8:08 I could hear it around the corner. I suspect that they used to wait out of sight if they were early. | |
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ItsOnlyMe said: cborgman said:
you ride a fairy to work. Some people are so lucky :diselief: oh you two are just terrible, ja-heezus! | |
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ItsOnlyMe said: Take a bowl full of water, and put pepper on top of the water.
Now, place your finger in the middle, and nother will happen (except for a wet finger) Try that again, but this time put soap on the tip of your finger, and see what happens. dumb ass racists do that stupid trick. stop it. | |
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Milty said: ItsOnlyMe said: Take a bowl full of water, and put pepper on top of the water.
Now, place your finger in the middle, and nother will happen (except for a wet finger) Try that again, but this time put soap on the tip of your finger, and see what happens. dumb ass racists do that stupid trick. stop it.  | |
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Milty said: ItsOnlyMe said: Some people are so lucky :diselief: oh you two are just terrible, ja-heezus! Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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madartista said: come to Miami!
oh HELL yes! Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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madartista said: come to Miami!
whats in Miami? | |
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madartista said: i wish i could but i can't get laid in Miami....um...the way i want to. heheh  | |
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Hey Milty...good to see you! | |
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Milty said: madartista said: i wish i could but i can't get laid in Miami....um...the way i want to. heheh I can come pretty close in low lighting 
can't/can edit [Edited 3/23/07 15:13pm] | |
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applekisses said: Hey Milty...good to see you!
hey apples. how's it going? | |
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Imago said: Milty said: i wish i could but i can't get laid in Miami....um...the way i want to. heheh I can come pretty close in low lighting
can't/can edit [Edited 3/23/07 15:13pm]  | |
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can't you grab a bodice ripper from the kiosk? | |
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Here's a bit of advise:
Whatever you do, don't pay the ferryman! Don't do it! Don't pay the ferryman, don't even fix a price! Don't pay the ferryman, until he gets you to the other side! | |
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