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Hillbilly Mirror After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life,
an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, "how about that! Here's a picture of my daddy." He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the Barn and every morning before leaving for the fields, he Would go there and look at it. Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly b*tch he's runnin' around with." | |
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I liked that one. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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damn.. lol if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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lol! I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
"There are three types of women for a man. The woman he wants to marry, the woman he should marry, and the woman he ends up marrying". -Pedro Infante- Una Vez Y Otra Mas! | |
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GIT THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!!! | |
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