My story my family owned a coffee shop/burger joint and i used to walk around there i was about 2 i think and i really had to go potty, i mean i really had to go so in the middle of the shop i rip my diaper off and drop one right on the floor s'right went buck assed nekkid and dropped a log.

I liked to mix chemicals from by grandmas bathroom cabinet.

I'm still doing crazy silly shit though I have gotten over my fascination with fire.

I stole a pack of gum from a supermarket. My mom saw me with it in the car and made me go back and give to the cashier.

oh too many to mention..

REDFEATHERS said:

share,share if you dare, dare

Not sure how silly it is, but it's certtainly crazy.
I once almost strangled my friend to death, and he wouldn't stop tapping me on the back and I got too annoyed. It tool a couple of minutes and a purple head, until the janitor of the school came out and broke it off.

I remember that once my older cousin wore a "scream" mask in order 2 scare me so iwas in the next room with my younger cousin and as i opened the door 2 get outside the room i saw him and i was so scared that i close the door again so the door hit his nose...

I used to play with a toilet brush, my mum was appalled but my aunt was like "oh ffs, let her it's clean."

IAintTheOne said:

psychodelicide said:

it was funny as hell, my mother told me she gasped and went "Stevie nooooo.. but it was to late i was already nekkid and squattin"

IAintTheOne said:

Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go

my mother used to leave the bathroom light on for me when i was little but for some reason one night
the light over the stairs was left on and the bathroom light turned off.

i guess i made my way over to the light and pulled my panties down and sat on the stairs for a pee. i still remember the way the carpet was rough against my ass. apparently my mother heard me up and asked what i was doing - of course she only got "nothing" for a reply.

the next morning after i went downstairs and had to step over the towel on the stair i realized what i had done and was mortified.

ItsOnlyMe said:

evenstar3 said:

He was annoying. for 2 hours he kept tapping me in the shoulder, thought it was funny and wouldn't stop. That was the only way I could make him stop

ItsOnlyMe said:

i'll be sure not to annoy you

IAintTheOne said:

I was a strange kid (surprise surprise). As a kid I tried to seduce every single one of my neighbors (I succeeded in some cases). I was really obsessive/compulsive. I would write down every t.v. show that I watched and what time I watched. (What the hell is that about.)

My mom told me that when I was 3 or 4 we were on an airplane. I had been playing with my mom's high heel shoes and decided to put them on right before take off. I was running up and down the aisle in heels while my dad tried and tried to unbuckle his seat belt.

M
[Edited 3/18/07 12:09pm]

I remember when I was between 10 - 12 I think, I had a boy freind(as opposed 2 BOYFREIND)and we were both really nutty and everything and we both had a fascination for fire and the house where I lived in had a huge attic with a built in room and me and Gordon used 2 love going up there 2 "play" and once he smuggled in some matches and we made a fire with old newspapers and other rubbish so we could do some what would b termed 2day as Satanic "rituals"!! We almost burnt down the whole house!!!!!

Desire2006 said:

Oh my God. You are actually bringing back all these memories. My cousin and I used to play Witches Brew. He had a bunch of apple trees in the backyard and we would put them in this huge metal bucket and smash the hell out of them. Add mud and water and there you have it. Hahahahha!!

M

evenstar3 said:

Yes. instead, show me some skin

this is kinna similar to yer poopy incident, 'ness:

my dad keeps telling me of this time when i was about 3 or 4, and i had pooped. i got a pencil, stuck the poo on the end of it, and carried it out into the living room where my dad was asleep on the couch. he says i stuck the poop in his face and woke him up.

another thing i did (and that i actually remember doing) is when i was 4 years old...i was at day care, and decided that i need to get outta the day care center and go find my mom. so around nap time, when the teachers stepped outta the room after getting all of us kids settled in, i got up. another kid was like "what you doin?" i went, "i'm gonna find my mother!" the kid was all like "awwwww, you gonna get into trouble!" (i couldnt've cared less, because i was one of the hard-headed kids in my class) so i got up outta my cot, went to the door, peeked around to see if the coast was clear, and headed for the door at the end of the hallway. just as i was near the door, a teacher caught my ass trying to escape.





tiny tots terror edit
[Edited 3/18/07 12:17pm]

ItsOnlyMe said:

are you going to strangle me if i don't?

When I was like 5 I drew a cow on the living room wall with black permanent marker, Mom didn't spank me cause I was so damn proud of my creation.

evenstar3 said:

Naaa, you're too cute.

I think it was one of only few violent happenings in my entire life.

ItsOnlyMe said:

i've had a few. when i was 14 my (now) best friend and i got into this crazy fist fight just because we'd gotten on each other's nerves. our other friends had to pull us apart.

My best friend and I use to feed the people living in her attic.
Seriously I have no idea why I mean we were in 5th grade I s'pose it was after we learned about the holocaust and how people hid places and were found years later.
We even went as far as writing little notes to them as well.

After my friend moved away, and I met the people that had moved into her house,
the boy said that he and his sister went up there and found all the notes.

evenstar3 said:

That's besically what happened with me. he was a good friend of mine. I just didn't like his joke too much

I did a píss on the floor of my local library when nobodyt was watching. I went away all

I went through a phase when i was in prep (age 5-6) where if someone was eating something that stank for lunch and my friend wanted to make friends with em i would say no don't coz i don't like what they're eating. Lol it didn't stop her but i was so adament about it at the time!