You spend a lot of time with AzureStar. Is she your muse? What attracted you to her?

Aerogram said:

I was a laboratory experiment... my DNA was crossed with a Jaguar... not only am I fast and vicious but I also have the coiled sexual energy of a jungle cat.

I think that another contributing factor to my posting pre-occupation is the pronounced and perfidious pleasure pertaining to prolifically presenting pugnacious posts.

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Aerogram said:

Yes, I did...

Aerogram said:

The President and I were co-organizers of the nefarious attack on OkayPlayer.com... POOK had the brilliant idea of invading their pathetic site and I agreed with his plan. I stand by the decision of President POOK and never questioned his reasons.

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Aerogram said:

Serzone and Zyprexa

Aerogram said:

She is my inspiration... I don't believe that I could have ever reached 5,000 posts without her love and support. I was first attracted to her through our conversations... I had never even seen a picture of her but she was fun, intelligent and she liked David Lynch. I am a sucker for David Lynch fans. I later saw pictures of her and had to get all hormonally driven... *gasp*

EDIT: changed tense of like from present to past.
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Just got word that the ratings are down. Dang you, Ice, you were supposed to get quasi-pornographic and reveal sordid details...

You've been called the Milton Berle of the Org. Do you think it's your comedy work or.. hmmm. ya know?

David Lynch... Blue Velvet or Mudholland Drive?

Aerogram said:

I can do that... ask away... I will reveal the horrible details of my sorid sexual past, present and future.

Aerogram said:

I think that it is both my comedic talent AND the fact that I am endowed with a larger than average... errr... ummm...

Next question

What about Ian? Is it true you once called him an "overactive hall monitor" and had to bribe him to keep your account open?

Aerogram said:

While I love "Blue Velvet" and actually have a quote from that classic film in my signature, I am partial to "Mulholland Drive." I prefer Lynch's pure surrealism in films such as "Mulholland Drive" and "Lost Highway" to his realism... "Mulholland Drive" and "Lost Highway" reminded me of the work of Luis Bunuel, who is arguably the greatest surrealist filmmaker. "Un Chien Andalou" stands alone as the greatest surrealist film ever.

So, in short, "Mulholland Drive" was my favorite.

IceNine said:

From my confidential conversations with RuPaul as well as my readings of his old girlfriends' memoirs, that particular rumor was the biggest joke there ever was.
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Aerogram said:

There is no truth to that rumor... I once called him "hep cat" and he said that the phrase "hep cat" was not a part of his vernacular and asked me to rephrase my statement, at which point I said, "You are the cat's pajamas." This caused a bit of a problem for a moment, as he said that I was a fucking pervert for sleeping with my cat and especially for going so far as to have pajamas made for my feline fuck partner. I assured him that I did not fuck cats, but I would be willing to try if he would lend me his cat, as I did not have a cat. He was not amused.

Aerogram said:

The same goes for the rumor about mine...

IceNine said:

Blue Velvet and Mudholland Drive are actually very similar movies. Both use the same formula of "innocence" (or is it?) caught up in a scary underworld. It has the same crime mystery plot, with the two protagonists playing detectives and stumbling into bewildering, hidden aspects of reality. In both cases, the deeper they dig, the more they sink into this perverse world.

I think Mudholland Drive ultimately seems more surrealistic only because its plot is such an infinite loop. The beginning is the end and the end is the beginning. That was pretty good. Blue Velvet had a logical conclusion.

I think it has to be a tie... no way I could pick one over the other. I ask such cruel questions.

Do you have any advice for young posters?

IceNine said:

I feel an "intervention" coming up.

Aerogram said:

Stay off drugs or don't
Don't drink or do
Don't not masturbate
Learn to spell
Study grammar
Masturbate a lot
Masturbate

If you could direct and write a movie about the Org, what kind of joint would it be?

IceNine said:

Don't forget "Feel free to contradict yourself and confuse everyone."

You did it your way, Icenine. Regrets, you had a few?

I should probably have asked this earlier, but what are your influences as a poster?

AzureStar said:

Well I had a 12 hour intermission. I went out to get some.

Aerogram said:

That is the best advice that you could possibly give.

Be orginal or not
Be honest or lie
Be caring or evil
Be stupid or smart

Aerogram said:

The only regret that I have is that I will not be able to murder every single human in the world... I will have to settle for the 3,531 that I have already done, plus whoever I can squeeze in here in prison.

IceNine said:

How's the bandwidth inside?

Aerogram said:

My influences are varied... I draw inspiration from the following:


Edmund Kemper III
John Wayne Gacy
H.H. Holmes
Ed Gein
Albert Fish
Andrei Chikatillo
Richard Kuklinski
Vlad of Wallachia
Charles Manson

and many more greats.

Aerogram said:

You wouldn't believe it, but they supplied me with a T1 connection, so I can watch full-screen streaming video and everything... the only problem is that they only pipe in Xtian channels.