please I beg of u one of u say something really damn funny... like mega funny... out of this worldly funny... please

Man 1: My dog has no nose.
Man 2: How does it smell?
Man 1: Terrible.

IceNine said:

Icenine only has one testical

People say to me, Ian, Ian... what star sign are you?

And I tell em... I'm a cross between a Leo and a Capricorn... I'm a Leprechaun.







I'll get my coat.

Ok, one for the times...

A high ranking Iraqi Regime member, briefing Saddam's many body doubles:

"The good news is, you guys still have a job. Saddam is alive."

as the body doubles begin to cheer...

"The bad news is...he's missing an arm!!"

normally i would be at that type of thang carrielee that is pure class

but today everything is so

CarrieLee said:

Hey that poor spelling is rather funny - thanks Carrie

ian said:

Once again another thing that naturally would have made me

Sorry there's no fun a lot for me to say. Sorry.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side?

IceNine said:

a classic that today has found its limit

IceNine said:

Ok, how about...

Q: Why did the man cross the road??

A: Because his DICK was stuck in a chicken!!!

ThirdStrike said:

not bad, but not enough

JaneyPoos

when

Janey

has to go

potty

shausler said:

that was class but nonetheless still

A sandwich is a sandwich but a Manwich is a meal.

IceNine said:

There is a god and space aliens are currently running all the 7-11 convenience stores in the world.

Ok, try this one (say it fast)

"I am we todd did...I am sofa king we todd did!!!"

stuffin

im

stayin

nice try lads

aflac

what did they find in rock hudsons stomach?

gomers

pile

what did they find in marc almonds stomach afew years ago?

a pint of semen


true, apparantly

click me 4 giggles! (if u have speakers, turn 'em on/down...)

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[This message was edited Mon Apr 14 11:32:31 PDT 2003 by shausler]

ThirdStrike said: