My favouite has always been: "Brace yourself!"

Never brought me much success.

I'm too shy. I just blush silently in the corner.
for some reason it doesn't work as well I as expected.

Did you come here alone?

Well guess who you're goin' home with?

Thank you, Prince. It actually works.

They never work with me..

REDFEATHERS said:

I imagine lines like "Wanna see what I got in my paper bag?" do not go well indeed.

HamsterHuey said:

Nope.. nothing does..

I prefer originality and takes alot to win me over..

.. unless its you Huey..

r u worthy winning over?

Actually, I tend 2 rely on telepathy much more than I should.
So when I'm hot people read it as preoccupied

they all suck, generally.

this NEVER fails.


slap a girl on the ass and then say "if you're lucky I'll be hitting that again later tonight"

I was on an airplane recently. I put on my glasses to watch the movie and the man two seats over said to me.

"You look good with glasses. Better than without them."

jerseykrs said:

heartbeatocean said:

some people are clueless, right?

Nothin' says lovin' better than me baring my new set of grillz at a shawty.....

.....and doing my best Master P UUUUUHHHHH.....




COME 'ERE GIRL!!!



gets 'em everytime....!!
[Edited 3/17/07 14:34pm]

jerseykrs said:

I think he was embarrassed because I gave him a pretty doubtful look. Up to that point, he was trying to talk to me, help me with my headphones, etc. When the plane landed, he shot outta there!

heartbeatocean said:

Well do u think he after gettin' his end away or not?

thedribbler said:

can you rephrase that? I don't understand the question.

I've never had any I just talk to people.

heartbeatocean said:

can someone else pleeze xplain this? I seem 2 have lost the ability to communicate.