Mach said:

1. "Wanna fuck?"

2. "Where's the remote?"


I think that pretty much covers it.



"Put your tongue in my ass!"

Ace said:

~faints~

Imago said:

I think someone should start a thread entitled, "What do men really like to talk about with Imago?". My response would be:

"The Roomba!"

Ace said:

And quite a wonderful topic to discuss I might add.

eraclito said:

No, Im just happy to see you

JustErin said:

LleeLlee said:

do u need any help sliding that rack back

JustErin said:

You love me

sextonseven said:

I am so glad I am not a man

sports

Farts and music

Everything, but especially relationships, to give my take on things and hear theirs. I find it fascinating to see the differences and similarities in viewpoints. I enjoy being able to give an insight into men as I see it (whether right or wrong ) and similarly enjoy listening to women do the same. Funnily, I once hardly ever spoke to women besides my mother, but in the last 5 years or so I've found myself talking almost exclusively to women (in person, that is, not online, although I probably interact with women more than men here). I love to be around women now and really enjoy their company. I don't know if this has anything to do with how shy I was when I was young and how I never had a girlfriend.

I think a lot depends on the woman. I love women who can talk about sports, politics, economics, dangling participles, and the like.

karmatornado said:

dangling particles? j/k!

Paradisekiss03 said:

you don't know dangling participles?

karmatornado said:

Lol! I put j.k!

Mach said:

I think it depends on the man...
they can be quite different-
from what I have found so far

Shanti1 said:

I agree

I don't think I talk any differently with men than women, in general.

CarrieMpls said:

You and Karen sound like sisters. :gigle:


Me: Hi ladies

Karen: ~giggle~ ~giggle~ Like, hey guys. Like this is sooo cool ~giggle~ ~giggle~

Carrie: ~giggle~ ~giggle~ Like, fer sure! ~giggle~ ~giggle~

Imago said:

I have to admit, that's a fairly accurate assessment.

CarrieMpls said:

I'm only joking. I was trying to cover up the fact that I laugh like a girl.

Imago said:

You have a fairly manly voice, though.

CarrieMpls said:

I try very hard to cover up my lisp.



Not that I'm ashamed of it, but lips are sooooo 1985.

Imago said:

I didn't catch a whiff of it. But then who can over your you-know-whats?

Yes, I'm aware that joke is sooooo 1985.

CarrieMpls said:

My what?

I'm not sure what you're talking about.

You may need to type it out in bold letters.

ZombieKitten said:

That's what my ex-editor (who is female) said to me once. She was in my cubicle one day and the managing editor (who is male) came in and we somehow started talking about baseball and the Chicago Cubs and she just looked at us and said she was so happy she wasn't a man because then she would have to know all those sports statistics in order to talk to other men.

sextonseven said:

although I have a sad story to tell regarding a whole evening's topics of conversation over dinner with the kindy mums:
- getting vomit out of carpet
- husband buying a 50" plasma TV too wide to fit in the room (admittedly this one had me in stitches)
- their kid's swimming lessons
- home renovation
- their kid's teacher is a hottie
- their kids learning to read
- where they bought a necklace

ZombieKitten said:

I'd choose that topic to start. It sounds the most salacious. Unless the vomit one wasn't kid's vomit.

sextonseven said:

yeah we started with that, after a bit of a giggle it fizzled out, since that was all really, he was hot and nobody was gonna do anything about it.
and it was kids vomit yeah, and professionals were called in to clean that carpet yeah

ZombieKitten said:

Have you seen the movie 'Little Children'? That's exactly how the film began and then Kate Winslet's character 'did something about it'.