No, you assholes, I'm not bulimic.


I've been eating mostly veggies and fruits the last couple of days to try and solve my eczema. The rash that was on my elbow came back ,and this time it spread to both my arms, and looks dreadful.

It appears that when I cut out meat and processed foods, the rash tends to subside--don't get me wrong, my arms are now riddled with ugly scabs and shit, but at least they don't itch anymore.

But anyways, being that my arms started to semi-heal the last couple of days, I decided I'd indulge in a wildly delicious cuban Roast Pork, Yello rice, black beans, and plantains dinner. It was delicious. The Roast pork was flavorful, and the yellow Rice and black beans rounded out the cuban flavor perfectly. The plantains where a semi-sweet icing on the cake. Delicious.

Before I even finished the meal, my stomac started feeling icky icky. And within two minutes of that (I literally mean 2 minutes), I ran to the bathroom and vomited everything thing I just consumed. It was awful. I just bent over the toilet and it just came spewing out with so much force it felt as if my stomach had a pump inside of it thrusting this newly gurgitated mess out of my body.

By the time I was finished I had vomit, on the floor, spackled on the wall, and on my blue jeans. During the cleanup I took the clothes to my washer and washed them on high temperature and shit, totally forgetting that my cellphone was in there.

Well, 250 dollars later, I have a nice new cellphone today by by samsung, but I didn't exactly want a new cellphone so soon as I was waiting on the stupid IPhone to be released with 3G


Anyways, why would someone throw up like that? It makes no sense. I wasn't sick. I mean afterwards, I had to go lay down and shit. But I wasn't sick prior.

NEVER eat PORK! Its full of parasites.

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Ribbed4UrPleasure said:

I think I'll take that advice to heart.

Last night was uber weird.

I was scared this thread was gonna have pics.



Poor Dan

Have u ever ate it before? or Maybe it wasnt cooked all the way.



Maybe ur pregnant.

well, i was eating.

not any more.

eating chunks of dead flesh will do that to ya

It might be due to the gallon of cum you had before supper!

Dan, try tanning to help with your eczema. It really does help.

I hope you don't pull some girly shit like this in May.

mdiver said:

you should punish yer stomach for that.

mdiver said:

This has nothing to do with my drinking cum.









Wait, I mean--I don't drink cum, but how is that relevant? That's what I meant.

JustErin said:

Does it really?

Why? That sounds odd.

mdiver said:

Mach said:

Seriously?

jerseykrs said:

Imago said:

Yes

jerseykrs said:

I swear to god, if you check in a piece of TUMI luggage, you'll have no room to talk.

Imago said:

Mach said:

Are you vegan?

I would love to see if I can make the swap.

Imago said:

I'm actually not sure exactly how it helps. My doctor suggested it and when I go tanning my eczema (which is thankfully hidden at the back of my head) clears right up.

Imago said:

NO


I LOVE a huge chunk of hot raw meat







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JustErin said:

I will definately try it.

Mine are on my arms, and it's embarrassing. It looks like I'm wounded.

Maybe it has something to do with vitamin D deficiency if tanning helps.

JustErin said:

because , what the dont tell you is exema is caused by parasites aka viruses/bacteria too, and the sunlight kills it.

Mach said:

tmi.

Ribbed4UrPleasure said:

What's the best way to get rid of it?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I KNOW !!

Why is there so much laughter on my vomit thread!

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