They have sex with themselves

lilmissmissy said:

ooh!

ZombieKitten said:

Tasty!

http://kqe.de/pruell/hard...al-sex.jpg [NSFW!]

http://bondage.kshara.com...0284_1.jpg [NSFW!]

OMFG. I can't believe it!!

Look away!

lilmissmissy!!!!!

ZombieKitten said:

WTF!!

http://www.idiocentrism.com/hokusai.jpg

ZombieKitten said:

OMG LOOOOOL

very educational



Squid sex is beautifully described thus:

the body poetry of affectionate squid involves "rigid arms", "upward curls", and "peristaltic arm flares" while displaying "golden epaulettes" or "stitchwork fins" or "iridiscent sclera". It's lovely stuff. It makes my habit of picking out a clean shirt before going out on a date look rather pathetic—I'd have to take up ballet and gymnastics and start wearing luminescent make-up and glo-tubes if I want to keep up.

A descriptive scientific paper about squid reproduction becomes "more of a Kama Sutra of squid intercourse," where we learn that:

Squid have a preferred position, illustrated below, in which the male swims upside-down above the female, and deftly scoops out a spermatophore which he deposits in the females buccal cavity, while the male is flashing "mantle margin stripe", "dark arm stripes", and "fin stripes", and she is showing off "white dorsal stripes", "golden epaulettes", and "rigid arms".

Here is their interesting chart of squids' perferred sex positions, where we learn about sloppy squid sneaker sex:

"...a male would coast up to a courting pair and attempt to flick in one of his spermatophores. Sometimes, while the sneaker was trying to make his deposit, he'd display the typical paired female body patterns of "dorsal white stripe", "golden epaulettes", and "rigid arms"; the females did not seem to appreciate these devious intrusions, and would most often jet away. The sneaker males were not only unpopular, but sloppy, and would splatter spermatophores onto the female's head, arms, or mantle."

ZombieKitten said:

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Oh dear

wow, i am in mollusc heaven

Do people actually eat this shit?

This is now the worst thread in the history of the org.

eraclito said:

hey now that would make a great bracelet..

JustErin said:

well u dont eat a blue ringed octopus, but l'escargot is nice
and squid is divine..

you will be eating it soon, so dont get to comfortable on your pedestal

Imago said:

dont hate, appreciate ... lol

REDFEATHERS said:

the blue ringed octopus is deadly,

good luck...

eraclito said:

it would be dead before I put it on me..

eraclito said:

Um, no. I won't be.

JustErin said:

yes, and u will enjoy it too

REDFEATHERS said:

the poison is still active after its dead

eraclito said:

Octopuses are so beautiful...and they're actually very smart!

Octopuses are highly intelligent, probably more intelligent than any other order of invertebrates. The exact extent of their intelligence and learning capability is much debated among biologists,[1][2][3] but maze and problem-solving experiments have shown that they do have both short- and long-term memory. Their short lifespans limit the amount they can ultimately learn. There has been much speculation to the effect that almost all octopus behaviors are independently learned rather than instinct-based, although this remains largely unproven. They learn almost no behaviors from their parents, with whom young octopuses have very little contact.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopus

Octopuses are amazing and beautiful (in their own way).

But I have to say, molluscs aren't my favorite creatures, either to look at or to eat. I don't know exactly what it is, they gross me out a bit.

I clicked on this thread knowing how weak my stomach is

ugh!

DanceWme said:

then u must leave