My balcony, I think I've only sat out & enjoyed it twice... but I'm renting so I only really "own" each month I manage to pay for it

My apartment..

A box of Trojans.

Why do I tell you people these things?

GottaLetitgo said:

FunkMistress said:

It's okay. My wife and I are so totally over the need for intercourse on a regular basis. We have a love that goes beyond the physical. We've bonded on a spiritual and emotional level that has transcended coital desires.

And while we're on the subject, thank God for late night Cinemax...

GottaLetitgo said:

Souls.....I get them half price from Satan's outlet store.....

A broom.

I never understood them.

They're so dirty, why do ya wanna clean the floor with something with a yucky bottom?

Plus none of the stuff ever goes in the dust pan rite.

I fricken HATE brooms.

A stapler. I mean who takes a fricking stapler on their travels.

all of my user friendly furniture...ropes...whips...chins and branding iron everything in the secret room is just collecting dust.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Uh. . . for real. . . why did you take a stapler?

phone books.

I look up everything online. I should really just recycle them.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Because Im a fucking idiot!!!!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Agreed, but. . . what I'm asking is. . . what were you thinking when you packed it?

And is it a giant steel Swingline that weighs a gazillion pounds? Because that would be REALLY fucking funny.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Just give it to someone who needs it. Make your backpack lighter.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Lol@agreed. Its a standard office stapler. I guess I thought I might be doing a lot of stapling on my travels. I might see if I can exchange it for an ankle bracelet or something.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

It strikes me as very Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy somehow.

my electric guitar

Give it to me

BlackAdder7 said:

O GAWD!