sextonseven said:

I don't know why you stick your neck out for me, cause it can only bring very bad things for you, but thank you.

Suddenly, it's kinda cool to me that I was still trying to finish waking up when this thread was created.

Imago said:

two words, veneral disease..

seriously though, how long did u leave that shit on your dick for it to go that hard..

wash n go braaah, wash n go

eraclito said:

Hey I got after Imago for joking about Herpes...be nice..


There you go Dan

I knew I shouldn't have clicked.

Just shouldn't have clicked.

This thread made me think about "Something About Mary" and now I'm crying laughing. What's wrong with mastaurbating? It's the safest form of sex you can do nowadays. I hate when people say the safest form of sex is abstinence.... If you are abstinent, you aren't having sex, so how do you categorize it as safe sex when no sex is even involved in it? Yeah, those are the people I look at and walk away from me while they are still talking to me. Just take a cold shower if sperm has a tendency to turn to cement in hot water.

estelle81 said:

HOLY SHIT.

You're ANOTHER Floridian orger!

You're in Orlando!!!

Imago said:

I wonder...

Does she make good threads?

Imago said:

I live right down the street from Universal Studios, so I get to watch all their fireworks for free.

Protege said:

I've started some threads. This is my first time in GD. I'm trying to get a little flame in that left hand corner, but it's hard to get a topic that will get that many posts. I'm still tryin'.

Anx said:

A meat eater's spooge is high in fat and oil - which we know does not mix well with water.

jtfolden said:

you can mix my spunk in a glass of ice tea as if it were splenda.

Anx said:

I'll have an AnxSpunk latte to go, please

Why, oh why did I click on this thread when I'm eating breakfast?

estelle81 said:

Just post a naked picture of yourself, and you'll see the thread gets 300 responses in less than a couple of hours.

CarrieMpls said:

Cause you like your org naaaaasssstttttaaaaayyyyy!
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Anx said:

I'll skip the tea and take it straight from the dispenser, thanks!

Imago said:

SureThing said:

You smoked in the shower?!?

How did you keep it lit?

Shanti1 said:

i wont ask why its a touchy subject for u

fathermcmeekle said:

he had a little cocktail umbrella

fathermcmeekle said:

Just don't stand in the water.

Um.






DUH.

SureThing said:

Why run the water then? Couldn't you just hang out the bathroom window?

fathermcmeekle said:

Unless you were having a wank at the same time!

SureThing said:

wouldn't that just give the bathroom that damp cigarette smell? my grandparents' bathroom had that odor. i think my grandpa used to smoke his marlboro reds in the bathtub, and i KNOW they both did when they were sitting on the throne because there was an ashtray on the toilet tank.

When I was a sneak-a-smoker, I always had a window fan in my room that would blow outside, and I'd burn incense at the same time while I was sneaking a smoke. This worked just fine until one day a neighbor came over and asked if we knew there was lots of smoke coming out of my window. BUSTED

Okay, I'm starting to get the feeling, none of you have ever been to Church Camp.


First of all, its a bathroom, with a BUNCH of shower stalls. So ya go in, and theres a big gym like shower with a big drain in the floor. 9thats were ya shove the butt when your done)


And it does smell like damp ciggie Anx.

Ya have about 5 whiney girls going

EWWWWW DO YOU SMELL SMOKE?????

And always, one or two that say

EWWWWW, IT MUST BE THE WATER.....

i've never been to church camp - i grew up a deprived heathen. "jesus camp" is on my netflix queue, though.

so it wasn't so much about masking the smell but smoking somewhere that you could blame the odor on other things? at bible camp? weren't you afraid jesus would swoop down and bitchslap you in the middle of flavor country?

Don't shut mommy out of your life!

Anx said:

If not for smoking, then for all showering NAKED together!

Anx said:

Well, it was jsut about not getting caught. Its not like they can tell whos shower its coming from, and its all steamy in there and shit.

All I was afraid of, was my mom and dad, cuz if ya got caught with stuff ya got kicked out, and my mom n dad woulda been pissed.

I still remember this one guy, Toby Cruze, he was SOOOO hot. We snuck out at nite and made out up in the sliding board.

SO cute.

Then he wrote to me once after that, and asked me what size bra I wore.

I didn't write back.




sp
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