emm said:

I've never understood the big deal about leaving the lid up (do women sint on the toilet without looking, or something?) but the toilet seat & lid should both be down. When you flush it sends particles of nasty stuff into the air, and the lid can help block this.

I live with a woman, also, so of course it's down.

At my work it appears that as long as you pee within the walls of the bathroom, anywhere is basically okay. It's doesn't actually need to be in the toilet.

Sometimes I wonder why we teach little boys to pee standing up? To use urinals I guess. But they piss everywhere. They cannot be trusted!

Protege said:

BOTH!!



Whap!!

My brother wants a toilet seat that automatically raises to the intro of "Kiss From a Rose" by Seal.

peterfalconer said:

Amusing! I cant think of a better one than that.

so i am the only guy who likes to pee outside

until you know joys of a fresh breeze cutting across your johnson
you aint ever lived....

I have 3 older sisters, so after numerous beatings and gang-like jump ins, I put the seat down when I'm done....

....now my son is getting it with both barrels from his mother and sister....I just sit back and because he has the same look I used to have....

"WTF did I do?????"

eraclito said:

I too enjoy a freeballin', pee in nature.....but then, I have to draw the line when its 10 below and there's three feet of snow on the ground.....

reneGade20 said:

lol

i like that, sisters can be rough.

eraclito said:

HELL YEAH!!!!

Who's more lazy? men or women?
I guess you know the answer is men, and that's why it's best we work less to be able to pee, by not needing to lift the seat up!

ItsOnlyMe said:

I'm pretty damn lazy, I admit, but women don't seem to want to have to do all the work of putting down the seat themselves either.
[Edited 3/12/07 13:47pm]

NDRU said:

i think women should be happy that we actually bother to pull the flush once we done our business....

forget toilet seats

NDRU said:

And its not as if they don't have super strong bladder control....that gives them WAY more time to put the seat down, unlike men who have NO bladder control....and will almost pee their pants fumbling with a zipper AND having to lift a seat as well....

reneGade20 said:

Not to mention peeing in the morning, when you wake up with an erection.
They don't know how good they got it. They need to thank od every day for making them a woman. Pffft...and they want us to put the seat down.

ItsOnlyMe said:

by the same token, if men could duplicate that kind of erection ALL THE TIME.....DAYUM!!!

but in any event, well said.... Preach on, bro!!!

ItsOnlyMe said:

oh shit, i have to wait half an hour every morning to lose that thing

they for real lucky

reneGade20 said:

What I want to know is, which sadistic cunt invented the button fly?!

peterfalconer said:

Well, the zipper might be faster to open, but the accidents that occur when you close it.

Men, I've been thinking.

I suppose we could put the seat back down for women, just as a gesture of consideration for the fact that they always have to sit, even in publc toilets that we'd barely want to flush with the toes of our shoes.

NDRU said:

peterfalconer said:

the worst is the button fly on brand new jeans.....

retina said:

retina said:

hey at least I look like Clark Gable without the moustache!

NDRU said:

I recently found out a secret: women don't actually sit in those nasty stalls. They crouch above the seat and aim for the best.

sextonseven said:

so it's them pissing all over the toilets, I knew it! They can't aim for shit

sextonseven said:

I heard they actually HOVER above the seat.....

reneGade20 said:

its some zen buddhist shit,

they are born with it apparently

reneGade20 said:

Actually the interesting thing is, for all the time they spend going to the ladies room, they don't ever poop.

NDRU said:

so THAT explains why, no matter the venue, their restrooms NEVER smell bad!!!!