oh gosh.

ISSUES

Well quite right too, old boy! Bravo

That is some crazy shit

Stax said:

No mariachi band in this story?

Sounds a bitter break up Can you imagine what would've happened if the blasted woman had of gotten ahold of that chainsaw first

Finally a man who's not afraid to take what's his.

ItsOnlyMe said:

do you love me>?

ItsOnlyMe said:

yeah. finally. cause that's so out of character in the history of man.

REDFEATHERS said:

Sure

damn

CarrieMpls said:

ItsOnlyMe said:

wtf

I hope the family dog didn't happen to be napping on the cutting line.

novabrkr said:

nope he was out peeing on the guys feet

meggy said:

Oneday you will learn the secrets of sarcasm.

geesh ya willing to teach me?

meggy said:

First you will need to obtain a really miserable and a lonely personal life. Then you're ready to build your sarcastic shield around you in order to give other people the expression that you are in intellectual control of your surroundings, and that you possess a personality trait which is way above other people. Only then the mystical nature of sarcasm will unravel to you.

oh god Iv got a long way to go then

novabrkr said:

He should have cut the house sideways and taken the roof instead, then the bitch would've got wet (or sunburnt).

Is that legal?

heartbeatocean said:

No, and having made her half of the house useless, he is probably going to have to pay for it a second time.

stax, are you trying to create depressing threads?

Imago said:

no, it's a natural talent.

oh, and