sheesh no matter how we try, we cant

just like skimming stones on the sea water


we just different..
[Edited 3/10/07 15:23pm]

There was a time I could spit pretty well, Red.

There are two kind of girls in this world.
Those who spit,
& those who swallow.



(And I'm pretty sure we all that one cummimg.)

CarrieMpls said:

oooh tell me about it..

CRAP! that reminds me, I forgot to watch Ladette to Lady last night

REDFEATHERS said:

Listen, it's pretty easy if you try. There's no such thing as "can't" in this case, girlie Put some effort in! Practise makes perfect It ain't hard, I'm telling ya'


Here's a hint. Practise skimming stones in your kitchen sink first and then try moving on to something bigger, like your bath tub

Wait up. What we on about again?

REDFEATHERS said:

I went through a phase when I was 18 that I was a bad ass chick. My girlfriend Chris and I would have spitting contests, to see who could spit farther. She was much better than me, though.

Illustrator said:

Damn..I have NEVER been able to spit...

It takes practice

Shanti1 said:

Dat's only cuz you're wunna the good ones.

Illustrator said:

That is what my boyfriends says...

senik said:

But I was angry before and I spat.. and it just went on my shoes..

REDFEATHERS said:

A bit of Spats on your shoe?? Well he is a bad boy, ain't he Anywhere but your shoes, hell, doesn't he know your relationship with your shoes. the insensitive little bugger

Spitting is an art. just like farting.

ItsOnlyMe said:

I am a GREAT stone skimmer Red

Girls are crap at a lot of things-whistling loud, farting loud, kicking footballs and throwing and catching.

senik said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Hey I can do alot more boy things than you give me credit for..

REDBABY said:

You do excellent burps and snoring thats true.

A baby oyster is called a spat

What's the deal with spitting anyway? I see people spit all the time here in NY. Do they have some kind of birth defect where their mouths are constantly producing an overabundance of saliva? I don't get it. It's disgusting. I'm happy most women can't spit. That is a HUGE turnoff.

sextonseven said:

Unlike vomiting in public places on friday nights. That stuff is hot.

novabrkr said:

My date did that a few times last night. I thought I was going to get lucky.

CarrieMpls said:

Me too!!!

I can skip stones with the best of them.

I hate it when my girlfriend spits. She tries to be like me, when she sees me spit when walkin' down the street then she spits. I just look at her.

Rinluv said:

Why do YOU spit? I don't get spitting in general.

sextonseven said:

I do not either really

sextonseven said:

I really don't know why, it just happens sometimes.

Sadly, it seems I'm always seeing women spit. *shudder*