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http://www.collegesexadvi...-cum.shtml




Stimulating read. NSFW



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dayum, Imago.. your getting really desperate!!

Dude, what do you want people to do here?

Tell us.

Let us help you.

2the9s said:

Im reading "How to tell if ur girlfriend is faking it"

DanceWme said:

Some of those are actually very thought out. Wish I had this when I was in my 20's.

Smoking during a handjob is the kind of thing you might expect from a cheap hooker with a bad attitude

I mean really, why smoke during a handjob

OMG!!!
This reminds me of my friend in cosmotology class.
We would 'entertain' the clients with our antics.
One of our performances included my friend Angie turning cart wheels while queefing. She would squat and suck air up in herself and then turn a cart wheel and let it out mid-air.


funny shit!






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Ribbed4UrPleasure said:

She should look into Beer Douching!

your non hetero vacation threads are far more appropriate

BlackAdder7 said:

ew.

that's funny. my house mate and i admit to jacking off. in the privacy of our rooms, of course.

Christ Jesus.

There was a dorm next to mine my friend John lived in when I was at University of Kentucky. Anyway, he got into a ton of trouble because he used to always bring his own toilet paper to the restroom, refusing to wipe his arse on the more coarse toilet paper UK provided. He would buy things of that stuff that feels like you're wiping with a t-shirt - Cottonelle I guess it is. Anyway...

There was a boy(s?) who liked to go into his floor's restroom and piss all over the University supplied toilet paper in all of the stalls, so if any one else went in there to take a dump, they couldn't due to the urinated on, sopping wet TP. Everyone figured John was doing it since he always had his own toilet paper.

CortestheKiller said:

best post ever!

Imago said:

Thank you.

They threatened to kick him out of the dorms for it.

I miss that kid.

CortestheKiller said:

There is nothing worse than taking a big ass dump, and not having any or enough toilet paper. I requires you to lower hygienic standards, and that's just not fair.

I just remembered something that happened to me at like two thirty in the morning yesterday.

I had read this way earlier and spent...never mind...just way too long reading it.

So then I was going through my history to find a picture I'd seen on the net earlier and I came across the address to this site. I was like 'I did not go here...why would I go there? That makes no sense...'

Then I remembered.