HELLO ORG.

WE'RE DOING A LEAVING PHOTO - LIKE YOU AMERICANS DO WITH YOUR "I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER..." NONSENSE. WELL, WE'RE DOING A PHOTOSHOP. WE'RE STICKING OUR FACES ONTO THE COVER OF POPULAR ADULT MOVIE "PIRATES" - HOWEVER, WE HAVE A SLIGHT ISSUE; I CAN'T FIND A FUCKING HI-RES SCAN OF THE MOVIE'S COVER!

IF ANY OF YOU CAN FIND ME A HI-RES SCAN OF THE COVER, OR WILL FREELY ADMIT TO OWNING THE MOVIE, AND SCAN THE COVER YOURSELVES FOR ME, I WILL BE FOREVER INDEBTED TO YOU AND LEND YOU MY...WELL WE'LL THINK OF SOMETHING LATER.

THANK YOU.

PLEASE HELP ME.

FOR FURTHER INFORMATION:

AMAZON

THANK YOU ALL. IT'S A CULT CLASSIC HERE. WE QUOTE LINES TO EACH OTHER.

wow.

evenstar3 said:

LESS TALK MORE PICTURES.

Spookymuffin said:

sorry, i'm useless in that respect.

Why don't you just buy the movie?

Hmm, but then again, that would make too much sense.

FruitToAttractBears said:

NOT AMERICAN AND NO SCANNER.

OH, AND DEADLINE TOMORROW.
[Edited 3/19/07 15:41pm]

I think your inability to get your hands on this item is Jesus' way of telling you porn is bad!

Imago said:

FUCK YES! JUST WAIT TILL YOU SEE MY FACE ON HERS.

THANK GOD FOR IMAGO'S PERVERTED NATURE.
[Edited 3/19/07 15:51pm]

FOR THE FUTURE I ALSO FOUND YOU GUYS AND MYSELF THIS:

http://covers.box.sk/news...-cover.jpg

MODS MAY LOCK THIS THREAD NOW.

THANKS EVERYONE!

Hey, I saw that one.... it's actually not a bad movie.....for a porn movie.....

Spookymuffin said:

Holy Chitty




I so wanna see that now

3 disc set!!!???

ThreadCula said:

My favorite porno has a four disc set.

Stymie said:

What? I've never seen mini-series porn

ThreadCula said:

The movie is part one and part two: has a plot and everything and then two discs are music.

Ok now Im gunna be completly serious for a min so someone please answer me.....



Pirates is an actual porn movie??

Stymie said:

What is it?
*orgnote!

meggy said:

and they have at Hollywood video store



wow

Spookymuffin said:

Which one is you?

No, don't tell me

The pouty one, huh?

It's only fair they do a Butt-Pirates now.