Protege said:

I teeeeeze

1 ) Spring or Fall? Fall
2 ) Noon or Midnight? Midnight
3 ) Rosie Odonell topless on a trampoline, or your dad in a thong?
4 ) When you get angry, how long does it normally take to calm down? 10 minutes
5 ) Do you get sad easily? Yes
6 ) You're watching a show with your parents, and there is an intimate sex scene. Do go get more popcorn, or sit through it with them? Sit through it
7 ) Worse Actress- Bo Dereck or Tori Spelling? Tori Spelling
8 ) Better Rapper : Madonna or Debbie Hairy (Blondie)?
9 ) Better Rapper: Prince or Bobby Brown?
10 ) When is the last time you got pissed at another orger? Never happened
11 ) How far outside of your age range will you consider in dating or attraction? 5, 10, 15 or more years? 5 years
12 ) DanceWme - This one is not a question, people.
13 ) What is your favorite article of clothing of all time that you own or have owned? a Purple Sweater
14 ) When was the last time you got embarassed about something? What was it? Yesterday. My teacher heard me talking about my 1st time with my friends
15 ) What animal are you most afraid of? small lizard
16 ) What animal do you love the most? bears

Spring or Fall? spring, anticipation
Noon or Midnight? Midnight, but only underneath the stars, far away from 'civilisation'.
Rosie O'Donell topless on a trampoline, or your dad in a thong? Whatever rocks their boat, I suppose. COuld I opt for total nudity on Rosie's side? Just topless is SO prudishly American.
When you get angry, how long does it normally take to calm down? Depends. If I am woken up by a crowd of party goers, I just get up, cuz I am so angry I cannot sleep cuz of the adrenaline rush.
Do you get sad easily? Yes.
You're watching a show with your parents, and there is an intimate sex scene. Do go get more popcorn, or sit through it with them? Probably popcorn, but not cuz I am ashamed; cuz I am peckish.
Worse Actress- Bo Dereck or Tori Spelling? Easily Bo Dereck. I believed Tori as, what was her name; Donna?
Better Rapper : Madonna or Debbie Hairy (Blondie)? DOH. Blondie knows how to namesdrop the RIGHT rappers in the AGE when rap still was fresh, not silly blingbling.
Better Rapper: Prince or Bobby Brown? I just know My Prerogative. So Prince's speak-sing voice, as on Irressitible Bitch.
When is the last time you got pissed at another orger? Ermmmm. I am easily pissed off, so shut it. Probably that Swiffer Chick. But that was cuz I was in a bad mood. I know adore her and would suck her husband's toes if she asked me to.
How far outside of your age range will you consider in dating or attraction? 5, 10, 15 or more years? More. To me, it is always the person. Someone fits you or not, no matter what the age difference.
DanceWme - This one is not a question, people. As this does not mention me, please insert a 12" dildo up the rectum of the intervfiewer, please. Thank you. Now I am pissed off again.
What is your favorite article of clothing of all time that you own or have owned? My Carhartt trainer top. I wore it out. Wear it still sometimes, even though I look shabby in it now and it aint no longer fashion.
When was the last time you got embarassed about something? What was it? I farted.
What animal are you most afraid of? Spiders. I love what they do, but the crawly stuff freak me out.
What animal do you love the most? Both my cats. Dexter is more grateful than DeeDee though and his purrr is hoarse, which is SWEEEEET.



Happy weekend! I am off to Antwerp!

1 ) Spring or Fall? Spring
2 ) Noon or Midnight? Midnight
3 ) Rosie Odonell topless on a trampoline, or your dad in a thong? Rosie, by far
4 ) When you get angry, how long does it normally take to calm down?Several years for others, a few days with my family
5 ) Do you get sad easily? I used to
6 ) You're watching a show with your parents, and there is an intimate sex scene. Do go get more popcorn, or sit through it with them? Sit through
7 ) Worse Actress- Bo Dereck or Tori Spelling? Tori
8 ) Better Rapper : Madonna or Debbie Hairy (Blondie)? Debbie
9 ) Better Rapper: Prince or Bobby Brown?
10 ) When is the last time you got pissed at another orger? Last week, or two weeks ago
11 ) How far outside of your age range will you consider in dating or attraction? 5, 10, 15 or more years? 21
12 ) DanceWme - This one is not a question, people. wtf
13 ) What is your favorite article of clothing of all time that you own or have owned? Dan, we are not all dandies
14 ) When was the last time you got embarassed about something? What was it? I was discussing some theoretical garbage with a very loud-speaking student girl at a public place, I could have done without that conversation
15 ) What animal are you most afraid of? Cows
16 ) What animal do you love the most? Teh bunny

1 ) Spring or Fall? spring
2 ) Noon or Midnight? noon
3 ) Rosie Odonell topless on a trampoline, or your dad in a thong? dad in thong, he is still in good shape and it probably won't traumatise me as much
4 ) When you get angry, how long does it normally take to calm down? a really long time
5 ) Do you get sad easily? sometimes
6 ) You're watching a show with your parents, and there is an intimate sex scene. Do go get more popcorn, or sit through it with them?we all start talking about something like the weather happens all the time!
7 ) Worse Actress- Bo Dereck or Tori Spelling? can't say I have seen either of them ever act
8 ) Better Rapper : Madonna or Debbie Hairy (Blondie)? the hairy one
9 ) Better Rapper: Prince or Bobby Brown? I never heard Bobby Brown sing, I know a song by that name though
10 ) When is the last time you got pissed at another orger? dunno, must've been ages ago
11 ) How far outside of your age range will you consider in dating or attraction? 5, 10, 15 or more years? about 5
12 ) DanceWme - This one is not a question, people.
13 ) What is your favorite article of clothing of all time that you own or have owned? these undies
14 ) When was the last time you got embarassed about something? What was it? that will be tomorrow
15 ) What animal are you most afraid of? flying insects that sting
16 ) What animal do you love the most? Navarre and Maja

1)Spring or Fall? Fall

2)Noon or Midnight? Midnight

3)Rosie Odonell topless on a trampoline, or your dad in a thong? Rosie if I have to pick one or the other

4)When you get angry, how long does it normally take to calm down? A couple hours. I don't get angry easily but sometimes carry a grudge

5)Do you get sad easily? Yes

6)You're watching a show with your parents, and there is an intimate sex scene. Do go get more popcorn, or sit through it with them? Sit through it

7)Worse Actress- Tori Spelling

8)Better Rapper : Debbie Hairy (Blondie)

9)Better Rapper: Prince

10)When is the last time you got pissed at another orger? When someone said that one of Meggy's close friends is a drunk and didn't answer when Meggy told them that wasn't true. Other than that when people were hating on Spats.

11)How far outside of your age range will you consider in dating or attraction? Would depend on the person

12)DanceWme - This one is not a question, people. Alrighty then

13)What is your favorite article of clothing of all time that you own or have owned? a red silk dress

14)When was the last time you got embarassed about something? What was it?
Oh geesh, I get embarrassed all the time.Probably yesterday when I spilled coffee on myself.

15)What animal are you most afraid of? chupacopras

16)What animal do you love the most? birds
[Edited 3/10/07 3:35am]

Imago said:

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[Edited 3/10/07 6:06am]

1 ) Spring or Fall?
Both! I wish winter and summer only came around once in every 4 years.
2 ) Noon or Midnight?
Noon... In the past I would have said midnight... go figure.
3 ) Rosie Odonell topless on a trampoline, or your dad in a thong?
You know Dan call it the American in me but I select neither.. Thanks.
4 ) When you get angry, how long does it normally take to calm down?
I am over it extremly fast and never hold a grudge ( Although I will make you crazy going on about it for a good hour or 2!.... Regular irritants I remove from my path and I am not one to reflect or remember a wrong either.To much damn energy
5 ) Do you get sad easily?
No.
6 ) You're watching a show with your parents, and there is an intimate sex scene. Do go get more popcorn, or sit through it with them?
Depends... .
7 ) Worse Actress- Bo Dereck or Tori Spelling?
Pass on both
8 ) Better Rapper : Madonna or Debbie Hairy (Blondie)?
Debbie Harry
9 ) Better Rapper: Prince or Bobby Brown?
Prince but just shut up and sing!
10 ) When is the last time you got pissed at another orger?
Ohh gees I don't know!
11 ) How far outside of your age range will you consider in dating or attraction? 5, 10, 15 or more years?
I prefer my own age range....
12 ) DanceWme - This one is not a question, people.

13 ) What is your favorite article of clothing of all time that you own or have owned?
My black Adidas sweats..... I love those damn things... amazingly comfy... and I just found another pair to replace the tattered old ones! :.
14 ) When was the last time you got embarassed about something? What was it?
Oh gees.. I am sure something but I didnt save the moment...
15 ) What animal are you most afraid of?
Reptiles more so.....
16 ) What animal do you love the most?
Cats.

shellyevon said:

why cause I laughed at you? I only did that cause you had just taken the lid off I still love you Shelly

1 ) Spring or Fall? we don't have either here, we have summer and not summer

2 ) Noon or Midnight? the freaks come out at night...

3 ) Rosie Odonell topless on a trampoline, or your dad in a thong? I'm gonna go with C) eating a shotgun shell

4 ) When you get angry, how long does it normally take to calm down? depends on how angry I am

5 ) Do you get sad easily? I have my emotional times

6 ) You're watching a show with your parents, and there is an intimate sex scene. Do go get more popcorn, or sit through it with them? I'm watching it damn it, like I'd miss tits?!?!

7 ) Worse Actress- Bo Dereck or Tori Spelling? Spelling loses on the looks front also!

8 ) Better Rapper : Madonna or Debbie Hairy (Blondie)? Blondie was rapping when it started

9 ) Better Rapper: Prince or Bobby Brown? sweet God, Bobby Brown just because Prince is SO bad at it

10 ) When is the last time you got pissed at another orger? hmm, I don't think I've ever been hands down PISSED at anyone here

11 ) How far outside of your age range will you consider in dating or attraction? 5, 10, 15 or more years? I hate dating

12 ) DanceWme - This one is not a question, people. ahe's a'ight

13 ) What is your favorite article of clothing of all time that you own or have owned? a fitted Yankee lid

14 ) When was the last time you got embarassed about something? What was it? it's pretty hard to embarrass me

15 ) What animal are you most afraid of? nurse with needles

16 ) What animal do you love the most? beef!

jerseykrs said:

"Like I'd miss tits".

1 ) Spring or Fall? Spring. I have rushes of euphoria in Spring. I get pangs of depression in Fall. But I like both seasons.
2 ) Noon or Midnight? Midnight. I'm either asleep, or else I don't have to be awake the next morning and I'm having fun. Noon tends to suck no matter what.
3 ) Rosie Odonell topless on a trampoline, or your dad in a thong? If it were like 20 years ago, I'd say my dad in a thong. He had it going on when he was younger. I guess I would say Rosie's boobies on a tramp, and I would just pretend I was watching a David Lynch movie or something.
4 ) When you get angry, how long does it normally take to calm down? One good rant and I'm fine.
5 ) Do you get sad easily? I think my emotions overlap. It's hard to say. I can be really sad on one level and perfectly content on another. I'm finding the concept that we either suffer from sadness or work toward elated happiness to be a bunch of bullshit. I think we can be happy and sad and angry and stressed and horny and annoyed all at the same time.
6 ) You're watching a show with your parents, and there is an intimate sex scene. Do go get more popcorn, or sit through it with them? i remember when i was a kid and we used to go visit my ex-step-grandmother, and we'd all be watching HBO and someone would take off her top in a movie and the ex-step-grandmother would ALWAYS say "WOW, GET A LOAD OF THOSE BAZONGAS!!!" i think she was trying to diffuse embarrassment, or maybe she just had a thing for tits. i don't know. i don't like watching naughty stuff with my mom, though at this point we can just endure it.
7 ) Worse Actress- Bo Dereck or Tori Spelling? i don't think bo derek is THAT bad. she's probably gotten pretty decent in her old age. have you seen her skin? she could win an oscar for playing a handbag.
8 ) Better Rapper : Madonna or Debbie Hairy (Blondie)? you did NOT spell her name HAIRY. debbie HARRY is a much better rapper!
9 ) Better Rapper: Prince or Bobby Brown? purnce
10 ) When is the last time you got pissed at another orger? uh-uh.
11 ) How far outside of your age range will you consider in dating or attraction? 5, 10, 15 or more years? generally, 5 years. exceptions are made in extreme situations.
12 ) DanceWme - This one is not a question, people.
13 ) What is your favorite article of clothing of all time that you own or have owned? i used to have a giant polyblend button up shirt - and i mean it was GIANT - that i used to wear all the time. it fit just right and it was soooo comfy. i think i finally wore it down to a nub. then a few years later i found another one kind of like it but i lost it at berlin one night.
14 ) When was the last time you got embarassed about something? What was it? probably when i auditioned for upper level improv classes at second city and did a REALLY bad job. i think of how i did that day and cringe.
15 ) What animal are you most afraid of? spiders.
16 ) What animal do you love the most? spidereaters

1)Spring or Fall? Sping.
2)Noon or Midnight? Midnight.
3)Rosie Odonell topless on a trampoline, or your dad in a thong? Rosie.
4)When you get angry, how long does it normally take to calm down? Days.
5)Do you get sad easily? No.
6)You're watching a show with your parents, and there is an intimate sex scene. Do go get more popcorn, or sit through it with them? Keep watching.
7)Worse Actress- Bo Dereck or Tori Spelling? Tori.
8)Better Rapper : Madonna or Debbie Hairy (Blondie)?
9)Better Rapper: Prince or Bobby Brown? Bobby.
10)When is the last time you got pissed at another orger? A few years ago.
11)How far outside of your age range will you consider in dating or attraction? 5, 10, 15 or more years? 10 years.
12)DanceWme - This one is not a question, people.
13)What is your favorite article of clothing of all time that you own or have owned? My biker's jacket. Too small for me now.
14)When was the last time you got embarassed about something? What was it? Can't remember.
15)What animal are you most afraid of? Bees/wasps/hornet
16)What animal do you love the most? Dolphin

1 ) Spring or Fall? Spring, a foreshadow of things to come
2 ) Noon or Midnight? Noon
3 ) Rosie Odonell topless on a trampoline, or your dad in a thong? oh god
4 ) When you get angry, how long does it normally take to calm down? a few minutes
5 ) Do you get sad easily? sometimes
6 ) You're watching a show with your parents, and there is an intimate sex scene. Do go get more popcorn, or sit through it with them? more popcorn
7 ) Worse Actress- Bo Dereck or Tori Spelling? tori spelling
8 ) Better Rapper : Madonna or Debbie Hairy (Blondie)? Debbie Harry
9 ) Better Rapper: Prince or Bobby Brown? Prince
10 ) When is the last time you got pissed at another orger? few days ago
11 ) How far outside of your age range will you consider in dating or attraction? 5, 10, 15 or more years? 15 years
12 ) DanceWme - This one is not a question, people. i'd do her. twice. and she'd come back for more too.
13 ) What is your favorite article of clothing of all time that you own or have owned? a blue denim cowboy shirt, started out deep blue, now its pale blue
14 ) When was the last time you got embarassed about something? What was it? i don't embarass easily. Probably passing gas at work
15 ) What animal are you most afraid of? Snake
16 ) What animal do you love the most? dog

Fun! I like these. I'll come back to this.

Anx said:

I have such a crush on you sometimes.

This is why I've decided it's better I never meet you. Cause if you turn out to be some boring ass motherfucker in real life, , I'll have to start posting on housequake again.

1 ) Spring or Fall? Spring, lil lambs and shit
2 ) Noon or Midnight?Midnight
3 ) Rosie Odonell topless on a trampoline, or your dad in a thong?Rosie, my Dad isnt German
4 ) When you get angry, how long does it normally take to calm down? In org life longer than real life lol
5 ) Do you get sad easily? I am mushy and sentimental so yes, but if I see a lamb slayed or shit like that, then no
6 ) You're watching a show with your parents, and there is an intimate sex scene. Do go get more popcorn, or sit through it with them?
Sit through
7 ) Worse Actress- Bo Dereck or Tori Spelling?
8 ) Better Rapper : Madonna or Debbie Hairy (Blondie)? neither
9 ) Better Rapper: Prince or Bobby Brown? See above
10 ) When is the last time you got pissed at another orger? A couple of days ago
11 ) How far outside of your age range will you consider in dating or attraction? 5, 10, 15 or more years? If we hit it off, age is irrelevant
12 ) DanceWme - This one is not a question, people.Bad taste in belts
13 ) What is your favorite article of clothing of all time that you own or have owned?My leather jacket.. no my other jacket.. its a timeless classic..
14 ) When was the last time you got embarassed about something? What was it? Classified
15 ) What animal are you most afraid of? None
16 ) What animal do you love the most?Doggies
[Edited 3/10/07 17:47pm]

Imago Questionaire - FEBURARY 2007 edition (sorry it's late)

1 ) Spring or Fall?

Spring.

2 ) Noon or Midnight?

Midnight.

3 ) Rosie Odonell topless on a trampoline, or your dad in a thong?

Rosie topless.

4 ) When you get angry, how long does it normally take to calm down?

3 or 4 minutes.

5 ) Do you get sad easily?

No. Well, sometimes.

6 ) You're watching a show with your parents, and there is an intimate sex scene. Do go get more popcorn, or sit through it with them?

Don't even be there.

7 ) Worse Actress- Bo Dereck or Tori Spelling?

Tori Spelling.

8 ) Better Rapper : Madonna or Debbie Hairy (Blondie)?

Madonna.

9 ) Better Rapper: Prince or Bobby Brown?

Bobby Brown.

10 ) When is the last time you got pissed at another orger?

A few days ago.


11 ) How far outside of your age range will you consider in dating or attraction? 5, 10, 15 or more years?

20.

12 ) DanceWme - This one is not a question, people.

Sugar.

13 ) What is your favorite article of clothing of all time that you own or have owned?

Black Jacket.

14 ) When was the last time you got embarassed about something? What was it?

A week ago. Redlight. Forgot to go at a green light.

15 ) What animal are you most afraid of?

Snake.

16 ) What animal do you love the most?

Mini Weiner dogs.

1 ) Spring or Fall?-spring cause everything comes to life again and yyou know summer is on its way....

2 ) Noon or Midnight?-mic-midnight

3 ) Rosie Odonell topless on a trampoline, or your dad in a thong?-LOL roise cause i watched her hanging upside down on -the soup- i was compelled to watch!

4 ) When you get angry, how long does it normally take to calm down?-if its something stupid then not that long.

5 ) Do you get sad easily?-teh EMO

6 ) You're watching a show with your parents, and there is an intimate sex scene. Do go get more popcorn, or sit through it with them?-lawd im bout to get more popcorn and start asking who wants drinks till that shit is over!

7 ) Worse Actress- Bo Dereck or Tori Spelling?-ill say bo dereck even if i dont know of her very well. tori was on like saved by the bell and 90210...maybe its a california thing that id even care

8 ) Better Rapper : Madonna or Debbie Hairy (Blondie)?-blondie fo sho!

9 ) Better Rapper: Prince or Bobby Brown?- my goodness WHY did boby think he could rap back then. at least prince had street cred with tony m.

10 ) When is the last time you got pissed at another orger?-hmm cant remember

11 ) How far outside of your age range will you consider in dating or attraction? 5, 10, 15 or more years?- forwards or backwards? lol forwards 5ish..... backwards 18/19ish

12 ) DanceWme - This one is not a question, people.-i love her too ...i even made her a princepac and his crew

13 ) What is your favorite article of clothing of all time that you own or have owned?-i had a pair of jeans that i wore the hell out of. they are thru now...i got other jeans and pants but ...ya know there is always that fav.

14 ) When was the last time you got embarassed about something? What was it?-oh shit....answering this questionare. :DARKSIDEDTOOOOO:

15 ) What animal are you most afraid of?-omg snakes or if like a loose dog is out there on the streets loitering the bitch always wanna try and chase you. then you gotta run

16 ) What animal do you love the most?-dogs haha

Anx said:

wow thats kinda weird

1 ) Spring or Fall? Autumn (I'm from the UK, here!)
2 ) Noon or Midnight? Midnight - but Noon on a Sunday
3 ) Rosie Odonell topless on a trampoline, or your dad in a thong? Rosie!
4 ) When you get angry, how long does it normally take to calm down? Depends how angry. About 25 years normally!
5 ) Do you get sad easily? Yes, but I'm not proud of it - I try to get happy easily, too.
6 ) You're watching a show with your parents, and there is an intimate sex scene. Do go get more popcorn, or sit through it with them? We'd probably piss ourselves laughing at it!
7 ) Worse Actress- Bo Dereck or Tori Spelling? Tori!
8 ) Better Rapper : Madonna or Debbie Hairy (Blondie)? Debbie Harry!!!
9 ) Better Rapper: Prince or Bobby Brown? Prince - lesser of two evils.
10 ) When is the last time you got pissed at another orger? Last night. Thread got trashed, I believe...
11 ) How far outside of your age range will you consider in dating or attraction? 5, 10, 15 or more years? 15 or more for attraction. 10's pretty much it for dating. My last (and dearest) girlfriend was 12 years my senior.
12 ) DanceWme - This one is not a question, people.
13 ) What is your favorite article of clothing of all time that you own or have owned? A raggedy grey t-shirt that went out a long time ago
14 ) When was the last time you got embarassed about something? What was it? I really can't remember! Honestly!
15 ) What animal are you most afraid of? Sharks (yeah, like I come into contact with them really often!
16 ) What animal do you love the most? Cats. Or after that sea-creature thread last night, lumpfish!


(Edit - I'd forgotten Q14)
[Edited 3/12/07 2:09am]

Christopher said:

Christopher said:

i'm not especially close with my dad so i feel like it's okay to objectify him. i mean, if the only other choice is rosie's bazongas on a tramp. we're not really talking about the choice of the litter here.

1 ) Spring or Fall?
I LOVE them both.

2 ) Noon or Midnight?
I LOVE them both.

3 ) Rosie Odonell topless on a trampoline, or your dad in a thong?
My dad in a thong.

4 ) When you get angry, how long does it normally take to calm down?
I don't get angry often but when I do, it takes like all day. But its really really rare that I get mad.

5 ) Do you get sad easily?
Nope

6 ) You're watching a show with your parents, and there is an intimate sex scene. Do go get more popcorn, or sit through it with them?
I always get more popcorn. That is the WORST!

7 ) Worse Actress- Bo Dereck or Tori Spelling?
Bo Derek, who ever that is, I LOVE TORI!

8 ) Better Rapper : Madonna or Debbie Hairy (Blondie)?
BLONDIE!

9 ) Better Rapper: Prince or Bobby Brown?
Bobby Brown.

10 ) When is the last time you got pissed at another orger?
Um, I guess about a month ago. I don't get PISSED at 'orgers' though, I considered this person a RL friend.

11 ) How far outside of your age range will you consider in dating or attraction? 5, 10, 15 or more years?
Younger or older? That changes the answer a lot.

12 ) DanceWme - This one is not a question, people.
Love her.

13 ) What is your favorite article of clothing of all time that you own or have owned?
Check my kids b-day pics. The shorts I have on in the last pic. My victoria secret pink pjs shorts. SO comfortable. Other than that my ols SOUTH OF THE BORDER t shirt.

14 ) When was the last time you got embarassed about something? What was it?
Yesterday. I was talking shit on a McDonalds employee and he was standing rite behind me.

15 ) What animal are you most afraid of?
Bees/Wasps/Hornets

16 ) What animal do you love the most?
Golden Retrievers and Sheeps.