This place ain't right and it's turned your brain,
I'm seeing you slip into depravity right here and now,
It's as if I've got some nasty drug coursing through your veins,
Your God is a cow,

And all your threads are bovine related nonsense you should dissavow!



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reminds me..
where is crazyhorse
these days?
I loved his
lil songs..

roses are red
violets are yellow
imago is
a very odd fellow

word.

CarrieMpls said:

Im losing my mind at work
And all because of this jerk
Her name is Tracy
And she's no lady
Infact, she's nothing but a slut

Feelin' sneazy
Wish it were sleazy
Nice and breezy
Have it easy
Your ass is pleasing

speaking of horrible things
and all the misery they bring
pour them all into this prose
with all that I can
then it will surely, be damned

lt's easy to grin when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat.

But the man worthwhile
is the man who can smile...

when his shorts are too tight
in the seat!

DanceWme said:

jerseykrs said:

hey that's nice, but poetry and prose? two different things.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prose

I'm
a
go
IM
Imago

CarrieMpls said:

Violets are not yellow!

Dan
Is the named of this damned poem
Dan shaves his balls
Not one jankity hair on em
Oh jankity!

ThreadCula said:

2the9s said:

it's like a horrific twist on cummings' "l(a".

ThreadCula said:

I see this place is still real cliquey
But only from the outside do cliques seem that way, so they say
My beard feels really itchy and i've had the worst sunburn for three days
Hi I'm the orger formerly known as mrdespues and Imago is... still real gay






Do I win?



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superspaceboy said:

They are if I paint them that way.

2the9s said:

By the way, I think jankity is a dactyl.

Imago said:

in india most cows are allowed to ramble the town out on jaunts
so they ramble and rove, on feet and on hooves just about anywhere that they wants
for food they will eat - nay they will glut - a food that's nearby for the pickins'
they will dine with real gusto, with true appetite
on a quick meal of fresh free range chickens

9s is a git
Imago’s got balls
Surething’s clueless
Carrie’s never shoeless
Anx likes the Warhol’s

BlackAdder7 said:

cows do not sit, so they don't have a seat
they do not wear clothing too tight for their teats
cows need no stockings, no shoes and no shirts
cause those types of clothing pinch cows where it hurts
cows are all naked and that's really groovy unless and except they want to see a movie in which case they would absolutely need to put some clothes on or maybe they wouldn't even be allowed in the theater.

Rat Scabies
Let's all have his babies
No ifs, buts or maybes
I like honey from gay bees
Yeah baby, RAT SCABIES

there's your Damned poem. wrong forum!

superspaceboy said:

actually i'm more of a brian jonestown massacre kinda guy, but that's hard to fit into a poem.

Anx said:

wtf

DanceWme said:

i experienced a lot of emotional growth composting that poem.

Anx said:

OMg!! U've inspired me!

Gay Bee honey
is the bizz-omb!
Gay Bee honey is yummy YUM!
Gay bee
Oh Jankity!

Look at you
your skin and bone
on your knees before your throne
listerine
lets go home

There was an orger named Anx,
Who made me scream and shout,
Not because his jankity rymes,
but because of his nappy dugout,

God Damn, Anx--let me rubbit out!



Threadcula, Threadcula,
I know what you need cuase you ain't no breezy,
Lemme me tell ya, boo, It ain't no poetry,
and with lube or my own damned spit, just a wee bit greesy

Feel me?




CarrieMPLS.
You're threads are such a mess,
But If hurry up and get undressed,
I must confess,
My aquanet hair-band honey, I'll forgive the rest.




DanceWme,
Can't you see?
U belong to me,
I ain't talking sexual slavery,

But where the handcuffs and vynil corset anyways my DanceWme.



ky edit

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I hope you die
make no mistake
that aint no lie
su i
cide