What, so only a human can do one of these threads?

I'm raring to answer your questions and plan on giving you some well-done answers.

is the grass tastier on the other side as well?

are you an udder man?

or more of a "round" man?

jerseykrs said:

cborgman said:

Grass has always been kind of bland to me. Unless I drown it in Texas Pete and then it's delish!

i'd like to see you get bitten by a vampire and then battle robocop.

i know this isn't a question, but i'm just stating a preference.

jerseykrs said:

I'm a cow.

Do you ever wish you were a donkey?

Anx said:

i'd like to see you gored by a pack of bulls.

Cow said:

jers is a typical str8 guy. he wants to see girl-on-girl no matter what species.

cborgman said:

Anx said:

I actually am undead anyway since apparently I died or something a while back. As for Robocob, I would probably have a hard time with the Peter Weller version but I could kick that guy from the last movie's ass.

cborgman said:

I don't know about a pack but I sure would like to meet at least one nice bull with a job who doesn't still live with his mother.

cborgman said:

There was just the one time, at an agriculture fair. She was very sweet.

Cow said:

cborgman said:

i'd like to see you rolled up a hill by a giant dung beetle, but you don't hear me bragging about it.

were you always a cow, or have you just grown up one?

LittleSmedley said:

Donkeys are actually okay. It's horses that act like asses.

Anx said:

IstenSzek said:

I may have been Andrew Ridgeley in another life. I'm working through some stuff with my therapist about all of this.

cborgman said:

i'm sorry, that wasn't right.


i meant to say "rolled off a cliff".

are you and the other Cows of this planet really responsible for producing enough methane to create global warming?

Reply to 'Ask Cow anything'

Why ya do it cow? Why's ya eat, eat the Chicken?

july said:

shocking, innit

do Cows eat shellfish?

XxAxX said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

XxAxX said:

I'm not doing my part. I eat Tums like candy.