Anx said:

when i am done, i want them to get out so i can smoke a cigarette and find a dvd to watch.

unless, i genuinely like them of course. but that's been a while.

Shanti1 said:

IstenSzek said:

we have those self-serve automated check-out lines at my grocery, and hell hath no fury like a first-timer at one of those things. lucky or not, people who need people need to realize who they are.

Anx said:

you know. sex really confuses me these days. i'm usually ready to go like
10 minutes into it. but at that point the guys are usually like totally
not ready. at least, they give no sign of it.

then once you decide "ok, this has lasted long enough i'm gonna try now",
they pull out some freaky shit, like stick their toe up your ass or give
you a hilarious "horny" look.

that puts me off right there, so then it takes forever for me again and
at that point they just whip it out like no problemo.

it's like they can control it 100%.

even worse is when they come after 5 minutes. if i'm not quite there yet
you can be sure it will take forever since i'm constantly thinking

"oh shit, he came. if he's anything like me he'll be like 'come on, get
it over with cuz i ain't too turned on anymore. in fact, i'd fancy some
cheese nibbles right now'"

so then you just know they're not totally into it anymore and that just
puts me off.

and if they do go on you can just wait for the moment they switch hands
lol. omg. you're like "help i'm taking to long i have to come NOW"

best is probably to both communicate and kinda time it to go together,
although a bit of sound would help.

what the fuck is it with guys who just get ready without a single noise?
they don't give you any warning.

they're like "you almost there?" and i'm like "uhuh" (tries franticly)
and WHAM there it is, all over you.

all i'm thinking now is "ah fuck, my eye, i don't want cum in my eye"

limp instantly.

and to top it all off there's the sneaky punk men who act like they're
about to shoot and then don't. they just let you go and lie back, givin
you that look that says "come work on me some more"

and all the while you're thinking "i need pizza, and new douche gel, oh
and i should really get some razors too tomorrow"



i hate sex

IstenSzek said:

diagrams please.

Anx said:

you are touching yourself right now, aren't you?

Anx said:

what, you want me to be even more analytical



*don't even try to delete "ytical"*

cborgman said:

no, though my nethers are hardly what one would describe as arid.

Anx said:

well, there goes my will to live.

cborgman said:

cborgman said:

speaking of things that last too long.

Anx said:

you're going to start another thread about how much you love yarn?

IstenSzek said:

Drying toenail polish

Mach said:

I hate waiting for that. I always end up getting up to do something, and fucking it up.

cborgman said:

FunkMistress said:

yeah me too

Mach said:

I think it's a sign that we need to practice Pedicure Zen. Put three coats of slow-drying really dark polish on, and practice non-action. Be still and breathe in the toxic chemicals wafting from your toes. Oooohhhhhmmmmm...

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