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DUMB Laws were U Live .
http://www.dumblaws.com/l...s/florida/ Posted this a couple years ago, but holy shit dumb laws have actually been ADDED to Florida's books since then 
Your state probably has dumb laws too--just search it on this website. Some of these are truly  | |
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Is this a cry for help?
What. Tell us, Dan. It hurts us to see you like this. | |
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The site says
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
Man, I just got away with that yesterday. Whatever. 
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
So much for my fetish. 
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
Those cameras in my house are gonna kill my criminal record. 
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Well, I guess I'm offensive then. 
I've broken a lot of laws even since I got here.  HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
Give me the electric chair! Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. Time to dust off those old books. | |
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