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Printablesextonseven said: Anx said: i think they should do JUST ONE movie like this where they have a great big homo hoedown just for the sake of keeping true to history and doing the critics proud. the rest of the movie can be bloody and violent and have tits flying all over the place for all i care. and they can have a timer on screen - a countdown to cock, if you will - to warn all the mansex-sensitive people so they can go out in the lobby during the good part and talk about vaginas and beer, while the rest of us enjoy the film as nature intended. is that so much to ass? Nice. Brokeback Mountain could use a countdown. I tell my straight friends that there's quality boobage in that movie if they sit through it. I didn't think it was very gay to tell you the truth. There wasn't a single brunch scene or drag queen cameo in the entire movie. 
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Imago said: Anx said: i think they should do JUST ONE movie like this where they have a great big homo hoedown just for the sake of keeping true to history and doing the critics proud. the rest of the movie can be bloody and violent and have tits flying all over the place for all i care. and they can have a timer on screen - a countdown to cock, if you will - to warn all the mansex-sensitive people so they can go out in the lobby during the good part and talk about vaginas and beer, while the rest of us enjoy the film as nature intended. is that so much to ass? 
OMG , I laughin my arse off here. Dude, vaginas are NOT boring! You should try shining the right type of light on them or something. Maybe with a true light like the use in Art Museums and stuff, those vaginas will perk right up for ya. Try it dude, you'll love it! i didn't say they were boring and i'm sure they light up like a goddam christmas tree - i'm just saying they should do whatever it takes to get a good half hour or so of era-appropriate knobslobbing on screen for the sake of historical accuracy. they could stop the movie and charles gibson could come on and announce the cock part with a disclaimer that it may not be for everyone, which i think would be tasteful enough. and then on with the sausage party for the sake of history - and IN IMAX!   | |
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Imago said: sextonseven said: Nice. Brokeback Mountain could use a countdown. I tell my straight friends that there's quality boobage in that movie if they sit through it. I didn't think it was very gay to tell you the truth. There wasn't a single brunch scene or drag queen cameo in the entire movie.
IE6 needs a spellchecker edit! [Edited 3/9/07 13:18pm] THAT wasn't gay sex. that was like mummenschantz or some shit. smoke and mirrors. | |
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Anx said: Imago said: I didn't think it was very gay to tell you the truth. There wasn't a single brunch scene or drag queen cameo in the entire movie.
IE6 needs a spellchecker edit! [Edited 3/9/07 13:18pm] THAT wasn't gay sex. that was like mummenschantz or some shit. smoke and mirrors. Everyone who has seen the movie knows that, but there are legions of straight men out there that are scared to even say the title. | |
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sextonseven said: Anx said: THAT wasn't gay sex. that was like mummenschantz or some shit. smoke and mirrors. Everyone who has seen the movie knows that, but there are legions of straight men out there that are scared to even say the title. oh, they need to deal. there's lesbianism flopping around all over the place in just about every david lynch film and women seem able to just sit through it and at worst sigh.  | |
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ALL of your guys comments are hilarious.
The Movie was excellent best of 2007 I'd say. The thighs the crotches, GOD the bodies were goregous! Even the old daddies bodies were bangin'!
The movie was just beautiful over all. Im not into violent films, but the it wasn't that gory concidering the subject, except for the couple beheadings which did turn my stomach. GIT THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!!! | |
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Imago said: Anx said: plus easy access.  I read a review on it. Supposedly they suppress the gay elements of greek culture again. This is unfortunate. I would love to see a large white party thrown with some good darkwave house beats in this movie. It would be devestating. in the movie the insult the greeks saying something about how themselves the spartians are manly and not into boys like the greeks. GIT THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!!! | |
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Ribbed4UrPleasure said: Imago said: I read a review on it. Supposedly they suppress the gay elements of greek culture again. This is unfortunate. I would love to see a large white party thrown with some good darkwave house beats in this movie. It would be devestating. in the movie the insult the greeks saying something about how themselves the spartians are manly and not into boys like the greeks. Yes, I read that. But spartans weren't anti-homosexual either. Man-boy love was part of the society, and not considered a sexual orientation issue but sort of a right-of-passage or some shit.
I just think bleaching it out of the movie dates the movie. Kind of like those old movies were you never see belly buttons. It dates the movie eventually. | |
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Imago said: Ribbed4UrPleasure said: in the movie the insult the greeks saying something about how themselves the spartians are manly and not into boys like the greeks. Yes, I read that. But spartans weren't anti-homosexual either. Man-boy love was part of the society, and not considered a sexual orientation issue but sort of a right-of-passage or some shit.
I just think bleaching it out of the movie dates the movie. Kind of like those old movies were you never see belly buttons. It dates the movie eventually. yeah , but if i understand now, its kind of like a 'white pride' story, right? So they could NEVER have any affiliation with that. I always wondered what was with white folks and those pictures of warriors and moutains and lightning, and bare breasted women laying on wolves and shit. And the cartoon he-man. Is that where all this stuff comes from? this story? GIT THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!!! | |
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Anx said: sextonseven said: Everyone who has seen the movie knows that, but there are legions of straight men out there that are scared to even say the title. oh, they need to deal. there's lesbianism flopping around all over the place in just about every david lynch film and women seem able to just sit through it and at worst sigh. I completely agree. Straight women are much more open to lesbianism than straight men are to seeing two guys together. | |
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. [Edited 3/10/07 9:03am] GIT THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!!! | |
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I'm going to go see this movie today , and what do you know my football team I coach happens to be the Spartans! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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This movie is eye candy for GAY MEN, CGI GEEKS, WOMEN, and STRAIGHT MEN (there's a very tame pseudo kinda lesbian scene).
This movie made me want to go on a diet. 
Beautiful! 
And who said there wasn't a drag queen in this movie.....exhibit A:
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said:
And who said there wasn't a drag queen in this movie.....exhibit A:
M[/quote] yeah, by the way who is this guy , where have I seen him before? GIT THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!!! | |
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Ribbed4UrPleasure said: MIGUELGOMEZ said:
And who said there wasn't a drag queen in this movie.....exhibit A:
M yeah, by the way who is this guy , where have I seen him before?[/quote] His name is Rodrigo Santoro. He's a Brazilian actor. He was in Charlie's Angels and Love Actually. To me, he doesn't look anything like his character in 300. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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I can't even wait to see this one!  eye candy galore. | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Ribbed4UrPleasure said: MIGUELGOMEZ said:
And who said there wasn't a drag queen in this movie.....exhibit A:
M yeah, by the way who is this guy , where have I seen him before? His name is Rodrigo Santoro. He's a Brazilian actor. He was in Charlie's Angels and Love Actually. To me, he doesn't look anything like his character in 300. M[/quote] shit! I guess not!  GIT THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!!! | |
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Anx said: Imago said: I read a review on it. Supposedly they suppress the gay elements of greek culture again. This is unfortunate. I would love to see a large white party thrown with some good darkwave house beats in this movie. It would be devestating. i think they should do JUST ONE movie like this where they have a great big homo hoedown just for the sake of keeping true to history and doing the critics proud. the rest of the movie can be bloody and violent and have tits flying all over the place for all i care. and they can have a timer on screen - a countdown to cock, if you will - to warn all the mansex-sensitive people so they can go out in the lobby during the good part and talk about vaginas and beer, while the rest of us enjoy the film as nature intended. is that so much to ass? I think the closest we'll get in the near future is that fake trailer for the "Caligula" remake.  | |
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jerseykrs said: I just saw a movie that’ll give your eyes boners, make your balls scream and make you poop DVD copies of THE TRANSPORTER. It’s called 300. I don’t know what the title has to do with the movie, but they could’ve called it KITTENS MAKING CANDLES and it’d still rule.
It’s about these 300 Greek dudes who stomp the sugar-coated shit out of like a million other dudes. I have a feeling that a lot of high school sports coaches are going to show this film to their teams before they play. Also, gay dudes and divorced women are going to use screen captures for computer wallpaper. The movie takes place about a million years ago, and it’s sort of like a prequel to SIN CITY. Except way less guns and cars but twice as much skull splitting. If you watch this movie and go into a Taco Bell, and say to the cashier, “I need some extra sauce packets” guess what? You’re getting twenty sauce packets because your face will punch him in the brain. I can’t spoil the plot because THANK GOD THERE ISN’T ONE. Just ass kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass that’s hitting someone’s balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey. TWO COOL THINGS ABOUT THE MOVIE AND ONE THING I DIDN’T LIKE: COOL THING ONE: HEAVY METAL DURING BATTLE SCENES Who gives a shit if the music isn’t historically correct? LORD OF THE RINGS could’ve used some Journey. This movie has that chu-CHUNG kind of metal that you hear in your head when your shift supervisor at Wetzel’s Pretzel is telling you that you’ll have to stay for clean up and you wish you had a sock filled with quarters in your hand. COOL THING TWO: FOES, MINI-BOSSES AND A BIG BOSS Basically, the Greek dudes are fighting these Persian dudes, but the director, who must have a dick made of three machine guns, does it all like a video game. The Greeks fight every death metal video from the last ten years. There’s wave after wave of giants, freaks, ninjas, mutants, wizards, and a hunchback who looks like he’s got Rosie O’Donnell on his back. Would I have been happy if Dom DeLuise from HISTORY OF THE WORLD, PART I had shown up? Maybe, but this movie more than makes up for that glaring oversight. NOT SO GOOD THING: DUDE NUDITY (“DUDE-ITY”) These are Greek times, when there were a lot of naked women around. And there are some naked women in this film, but almost every naked woman scene has a muscular dude giving the screen an ass picnic. Dude-ity is something directors put in their movies so people will think they’re serious, I guess, and not just throwing in naked hotties. Any directors reading this – IT’S OKAY TO JUST THROW IN NAKED HOTTIES. Can’t someone make a movie about naked Amazons and call it PAUSE BUTTON? My final analysis is 300 the most ass-ruling movie I’ve seen this year, and will probably be the King of 2007 unless someone makes a movie where a pair of sentient boobs fights a werewolf. "Madness?.....THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!" That movie kicked so much ass, i want to go to war now and die in glory! Welcome to the New World Odor and
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HiinEnkelte said: jerseykrs said: I just saw a movie that’ll give your eyes boners, make your balls scream and make you poop DVD copies of THE TRANSPORTER. It’s called 300. I don’t know what the title has to do with the movie, but they could’ve called it KITTENS MAKING CANDLES and it’d still rule.
It’s about these 300 Greek dudes who stomp the sugar-coated shit out of like a million other dudes. I have a feeling that a lot of high school sports coaches are going to show this film to their teams before they play. Also, gay dudes and divorced women are going to use screen captures for computer wallpaper. The movie takes place about a million years ago, and it’s sort of like a prequel to SIN CITY. Except way less guns and cars but twice as much skull splitting. If you watch this movie and go into a Taco Bell, and say to the cashier, “I need some extra sauce packets” guess what? You’re getting twenty sauce packets because your face will punch him in the brain. I can’t spoil the plot because THANK GOD THERE ISN’T ONE. Just ass kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass that’s hitting someone’s balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey. TWO COOL THINGS ABOUT THE MOVIE AND ONE THING I DIDN’T LIKE: COOL THING ONE: HEAVY METAL DURING BATTLE SCENES Who gives a shit if the music isn’t historically correct? LORD OF THE RINGS could’ve used some Journey. This movie has that chu-CHUNG kind of metal that you hear in your head when your shift supervisor at Wetzel’s Pretzel is telling you that you’ll have to stay for clean up and you wish you had a sock filled with quarters in your hand. COOL THING TWO: FOES, MINI-BOSSES AND A BIG BOSS Basically, the Greek dudes are fighting these Persian dudes, but the director, who must have a dick made of three machine guns, does it all like a video game. The Greeks fight every death metal video from the last ten years. There’s wave after wave of giants, freaks, ninjas, mutants, wizards, and a hunchback who looks like he’s got Rosie O’Donnell on his back. Would I have been happy if Dom DeLuise from HISTORY OF THE WORLD, PART I had shown up? Maybe, but this movie more than makes up for that glaring oversight. NOT SO GOOD THING: DUDE NUDITY (“DUDE-ITY”) These are Greek times, when there were a lot of naked women around. And there are some naked women in this film, but almost every naked woman scene has a muscular dude giving the screen an ass picnic. Dude-ity is something directors put in their movies so people will think they’re serious, I guess, and not just throwing in naked hotties. Any directors reading this – IT’S OKAY TO JUST THROW IN NAKED HOTTIES. Can’t someone make a movie about naked Amazons and call it PAUSE BUTTON? My final analysis is 300 the most ass-ruling movie I’ve seen this year, and will probably be the King of 2007 unless someone makes a movie where a pair of sentient boobs fights a werewolf. "Madness?.....THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!" That movie kicked so much ass, i want to go to war now and die in glory! thats what i was wondering while watching the movie, if it could create a new/different sense of patriotism for young recruits here in America. GIT THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!!! | |
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Imago said: Ribbed4UrPleasure said: in the movie the insult the greeks saying something about how themselves the spartians are manly and not into boys like the greeks. Yes, I read that. But spartans weren't anti-homosexual either. Man-boy love was part of the society, and not considered a sexual orientation issue but sort of a right-of-passage or some shit.
I just think bleaching it out of the movie dates the movie. Kind of like those old movies were you never see belly buttons. It dates the movie eventually. Actually, I took it to be a slight against the philosophers (both in Greece and Sparta) who were into man/boy love. The soldiers seemed to have a disdain for diddling boys, not having sex with men. At least, that is how I interpreted the insult. 
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JediMaster said: Imago said: Yes, I read that. But spartans weren't anti-homosexual either. Man-boy love was part of the society, and not considered a sexual orientation issue but sort of a right-of-passage or some shit.
I just think bleaching it out of the movie dates the movie. Kind of like those old movies were you never see belly buttons. It dates the movie eventually. Actually, I took it to be a slight against the philosophers (both in Greece and Sparta) who were into man/boy love. The soldiers seemed to have a disdain for diddling boys, not having sex with men. At least, that is how I interpreted the insult. could be, I wasnt sure. Maaaybe, I should go watch it again. GIT THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!!! | |
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$70 million at the box office in the states this weekend? Didn't see that coming. | |
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Perfect date movie....Men behaving as brutish Men....and Women can gawk for two hours!!
I enjoyed it thoroughly....until Xerxes' Gay ass was pulled onto the screen standing like a PrimaDonna.....LOL! It was the frames just before this one below.....YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE POSE HE WAS STRIKING.....LOL!!  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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i loved it but i found it odd that the audience was ok with the female nudity but all laughed when they showed a male nude. we still have a long way to go in this society You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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DexMSR said: Perfect date movie....Men behaving as brutish Men....and Women can gawk for two hours!!
I enjoyed it thoroughly....until Xerxes' Gay ass was pulled onto the screen standing like a PrimaDonna.....LOL! It was the frames just before this one below.....YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE POSE HE WAS STRIKING.....LOL!! he's the god/king of persia, what would one expect? a fat tasteless slob? GIT THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!!! | |
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ehuffnsd said: i loved it but i found it odd that the audience was ok with the female nudity but all laughed when they showed a male nude. we still have a long way to go in this society
It really irks me when men laugh at male nudity. I saw it around a lot of teenage kids, or at least that's what they acted like. No offense kiddies. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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