to make a pretend turban of course

what other uses could a towel have?

eraclito said:

"A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with."

novabrkr said:

if i was the strag, i would mug the hitch hiker for all his shit.

that will learn him, organised mf'er..

Sdldawn said:

that was my first thought....

missfee said:

true, or period sex

lol

Clean up after masturbating

sex on the beach

Mach said:

Exactly...have to do all you can to keep the sand from getting into sensitive places...

Mach said:

Isn't that a type of drink?

ItsOnlyMe said:

theodore said:

Tissues work better.

novabrkr said:

They do

novabrkr said:

According to a past issue of Stuff, women appreciate a towel being placed on the wet spot after sex.....

....they see it the same as you putting your jacket over a mud puddle for her...

noble bastid!!!!

For when you run out of toilet paper...


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

i'll stay in a hotel MG when I come to visit you

eraclito said:

ewww.. if you are into that, I can give you my dates..

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

BlackAdder7 said:

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AlfofMelmak said:

What was the question again?

bluesbaby said:

The beginning of the end of diapers!!!
[Edited 3/10/07 19:29pm]

Twisting it up and flicking/whipping it at your mates!

REDFEATHERS said:

datesssss

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[Edited 3/11/07 6:44am]

JDINTERACTIVE said:

HereToRockYourWorld said:

It does sound rather gay I admit but its funny when you get them with a real good whipping!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I dunno, I remember Rhonda (cortes) telling me something about a tee towel and anal sex.....or was that soemone else.....?

Nothinbutjoy said:

the chair is too little for his butt! What the heck do we do now?????

for the roof my indoor fort...hey, I get bored and want to relive my childhood every now and then.

bluesbaby said:

awwwww
solution: they have little kid seats that sit on the big potty...
just put a good set of steps there for him and he can go like a big boy