XxAxX said:

7 before i said "pleathera"

"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."

jillybean said:

i like your style!

cborgman said:

SHE'S got great style.

jillybean said:

i LOVE a.d.!

i have seen the entire series through 4 times!

"hey, brother."

cborgman said:

"Hey uncle father."

Wife of GOB: I'm in love with your brother-in-law.
GOB: You're in love with your own brother? The one in the ARMY?
Wife of GOB: No, your sister's husband.
GOB: Michael? Michael!
Wife of GOB: No, that's your sister's brother.
GOB: No, I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me. Me!
Wife of GOB: I'm in love with Tobias!
GOB: My brother-in-law?
Wife of GOB: I know it can never be, so I'm leaving. I'm enlisting in the ARMY.
GOB: To be with your brother?!
Wife of GOB: NO!

jillybean said:

did you know that the two of them are married in real life? they are goign to be playing brother and sister in the will farrell ice-skating movie.

Michael: Are you serious?
Wayne Jarvis: Almost always. I was once voted the worst audience participant Cirque Du Soleil ever had.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

if i may, twice through the carwash should clear that right up

IrresistibleB1tch said:

grey goose and weed. it's my cure for anything and everything.

XxAxX said:

will the basic wash do? i'm a little low on cash right now. i can't afford the super wash 'n wax.

cborgman said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

basic should do it.

XxAxX said:

whew!! thanks! i take it you have personal experience?

IrresistibleB1tch said:

of COURSE i do. the summer i caught a case of 'plethora' well, just let me tell you it was a while before i could head for the beach again without a qualm

IrresistibleB1tch said:

actually, i just discovered the citron and other vodka flavors. expiremnting with those has been fun.

cborgman said:

Yep. "Crindy."
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IrresistibleB1tch said:

XxAxX said:

the dolphins thank you.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

they sure don't want to have to use the car wash

cborgman said:

cborgman said:

Michael: My mother is opposed to the idea of hiring a new attorney. She'll probably refuse to enter the room if she sees you.
Wayne Jarvis: I shall hide behind the couch.
[and he does just that]
Michael: Guy's a pro.

Lucille: You idiots. If your father sees me here with Wayne...
Michael: ...we'll be stuck with Barry.
Wayne Jarvis: I shall hide behind that garbage car.
[and does just that]
Michael: Guy's a pro.

XxAxX said:

especially with the latest crackdown on illegal dolphin washing

IrresistibleB1tch said:

havent tried the melon yet.

cborgman said:

you'll love it - it's by far the best, especially in vodka tonics.

jillybean said:

NO TOUCHING!

Mae 'Maebe' Funke: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold T-shaped pendants?
Michael: That's a cross.
Mae 'Maebe' Funke: Across from where?

Tobias Fünke: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Tobias Fünke: No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist.
Buster: It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me.


Gob: I'm dating this Christian girl right now. She wants me to be honest and reconnect with my son. And I'm trying to get her to renounce God and fuck me, but I just want to prove to her that I'm worth it.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

well just look what happened to that poor giant squid! on its way to the car wash and blammo! intercepted by a bunch of fishermen determined to thwart it.

XxAxX said:

damn the calamari mafia!