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Printabledo you suppose people could make little bundles of grass shaped like chickens and thereby fool cows into eating grass again? | |
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XxAxX said: do you suppose people could make little bundles of grass shaped like chickens and thereby fool cows into eating grass again?
 cows are much smarter than that. i suggest a transitional Tofurkey remedy. | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: XxAxX said: do you suppose people could make little bundles of grass shaped like chickens and thereby fool cows into eating grass again?
cows are much smarter than that. i suggest a transitional Tofurkey remedy. will you help me learn the grant writing process while i apply for funds to research this strategy?  | |
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the post above is merely a joke. in no way intended to mock grant writers and grant writing | |
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XxAxX said: IrresistibleB1tch said: cows are much smarter than that. i suggest a transitional Tofurkey remedy. will you help me learn the grant writing process while i apply for funds to research this strategy? can you afford me? i mean, with the latest reduction in egg sales, you must be strapped for cash... just saying... | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: XxAxX said: will you help me learn the grant writing process while i apply for funds to research this strategy? can you afford me? i mean, with the latest reduction in egg sales, you must be strapped for cash... just saying... i'm thinking of earning a bit of extra cash by being the matador for the children's saturday morning bullfights on TV  | |
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XxAxX said: IrresistibleB1tch said: can you afford me? i mean, with the latest reduction in egg sales, you must be strapped for cash... just saying... i'm thinking of earning a bit of extra cash by being the narrator for the children's saturday morning renditions of the Vagina Monologues TV  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: XxAxX said: i'm thinking of earning a bit of extra cash by being the narrator for the children's saturday morning renditions of the Vagina Monologues TV Girlfriend don't you dare! My agent promised ME that spot and I will sic my attack cow on you if you dare to take my place! no! not that! not the attack cow! | |
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XxAxX said: IrresistibleB1tch said: Girlfriend don't you dare! My agent promised ME that spot and I will sic my attack cow on you if you dare to take my place!  B1tch, please!  your attack cow is NOTHING compared to my giant garden snails. | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: XxAxX said: B1tch, please! your attack cow is NOTHING compared to my giant garden snails. Giant garden snails??!! You think they scare me??? Ha! Think again!! I eat those for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I eat them in my sleep, and at the movies. Giant snails do not frighten me in the least you win    | |
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XxAxX said: IrresistibleB1tch said: Giant garden snails??!! You think they scare me??? Ha! Think again!! I eat those for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I eat them in my sleep, and at the movies. Giant snails do not frighten me in the least you win because you rock like that. and it's your thread. and anybody who sneaks giant snails into the movie theater is cool with me. my woolly worm snacks just can't compete.  hang in there - i hear woolly worm snacks are making a comeback. | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: XxAxX said: you win because you rock like that. and it's your thread. and anybody who sneaks giant snails into the movie theater is cool with me. my woolly worm snacks just can't compete. I'd be more impressed if you'd said "woolly mammoths" because woolly mammoths are more of a REAL snack, in my opinion. In fact I have a great recipe for woolly mammoth pancakes: Ingredients: 1 woolly mammoth 4 cups flour 2 eggs 2 cups of peeled grapes 2 cups oranges Instructions: Mash ingredients together into batter and pan-fry until done. Serve! Feeds four. wow. that's.... really nice of you to share your recipe with me.  | |
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XxAxX said: IrresistibleB1tch said: I'd be more impressed if you'd said "woolly mammoths" because woolly mammoths are more of a REAL snack, in my opinion. In fact I have a great recipe for woolly mammoth pancakes: Ingredients: 1 woolly mammoth 4 cups flour 2 eggs 2 cups of peeled grapes 2 cups oranges Instructions: Mash ingredients together into batter and pan-fry until done. Serve! Feeds four. wow. that's.... really nice of you to share your recipe with me. anytime, sweetie.  just make sure to use egg replacer, to make it vegan. | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: XxAxX said: wow. that's.... really nice of you to share your recipe with me. anytime, sweetie. just make sure to use egg replacer, to make it vegan. oh, i wouldn't have it any other way! like i always say, a good woolly mammoth pancake requires exactly the right ingredients. here, if i may: Giant Snail Breakfast Shake Ingredients: 10 giant snails 1 cup milk (or milk replacer) 2 scrambled eggs (or egg replacer) 1/2 cup orange juice 2 pieces toast Instructions: Blend ingredients together into breakfast drink. Serve! Feeds 2 [Edited 3/9/07 10:01am] | |
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XxAxX said: IrresistibleB1tch said: anytime, sweetie. just make sure to use egg replacer, to make it vegan. oh, i wouldn't have it any other way! like i always say, a good woolly mammoth pancake requires exactly the right ingredients. here, if i may: Giant Snail Breakfast Shake Ingredients: 10 giant snails 1 cup milk (or milk replacer) 2 scrambled eggs (or egg replacer) 1/2 cup orange juice 2 pieces toast Instructions: Blend ingredients together into breakfast drink. Serve! Feeds 2 [Edited 3/9/07 10:01am]  the breakfast of champions! | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: XxAxX said: oh, i wouldn't have it any other way! like i always say, a good woolly mammoth pancake requires exactly the right ingredients. here, if i may: Giant Snail Breakfast Shake Ingredients: 10 giant snails 1 cup milk (or milk replacer) 2 scrambled eggs (or egg replacer) 1/2 cup orange juice 2 pieces toast Instructions: Blend ingredients together into breakfast drink. Serve! Feeds 2 [Edited 3/9/07 10:01am] the breakfast of champions!  | |
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XxAxX said: IrresistibleB1tch said: the breakfast of champions! i think we have officially grossed out the entire org. | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: XxAxX said: i think we have officially grossed out the entire org. aside from that though.....
HEY! i have the best idea! why don't we start a "food of the month" club??? subscribers would not only experience exotic foods from around the world, we could also provide our very own exotic recipes to sweeten the offer! only question is, i wonder how much we should charge folks per month?  | |
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XxAxX said: IrresistibleB1tch said: i think we have officially grossed out the entire org. aside from that though.....
HEY! i have the best idea! why don't we start a "food of the month" club??? subscribers would not only experience exotic foods from around the world, we could also provide our very own exotic recipes to sweeten the offer! only question is, i wonder how much we should charge folks per month? good idea!
but the woolly mammoth may be a bit pricy for most... | |
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