MIGUELGOMEZ said:

OMG, I would LOVE to buy a bathroom sink.

Afraid so:
3. You have more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation to 14 days.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualifies as dressed up.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
14. You feed your Dog Science diet instead of Mcdonald left overs.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
19. You go to the drug store for iboprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy test.


Not yet:
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the weather channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up".
10. You're the one calling the police because those &%#@ kids next door won't turn down the radio.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would upset, rather than settle your stomach.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer, "Pretty Good Shit".
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I can't drink the way I used to" Replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again"
23. 90% of your time in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out a friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of saying, "Oh shit! What the hell happened?"[/quote]