UCantHavaDaMango said:

I'm serious! I also bought her the matching blankie.

anyone in here got any chickens???

hey, after we're done swimming you wanna get some lunch? i know a place with the best chicken sandwiches

THAT'S CRAZY!!! ANY DAMN COW TRIES TO STEAL MY CHICKEN SALAD AND I'LL SMACK IT IN THE BALLS!

Anx said:

I'm Brian Fellows!!!!!

and they were saying something like 'artifishal inseminashun.." "artifishul inseminashon.." okay i don't know what they did to me but ever since then i've had this weird craving for chicken

Anx said:

i dunno, doctor. this new high-protein diet isn't working. could you maybe give me something to help with my, well, you know.... with my... with my cow movements

just a little farther dear, and then we'll stop for lunch

i'm liking this thread a little more than i should

XxAxX said:

XxAxX said:

TMI friend, TMI

BlackAdder7 said:

hi, big boy

XxAxX said:

would you like to go to the mooovies?

BlackAdder7 said:

sure. i know a nice place where we can eat later, they serve great grilled chicken

This is one nasty ass thread!

here they come. quick! everyone just act natural. then, when they get close enough we jump the car, pop the trunk and steal the picnic hamper. ten to one they have chicken wings in there

july said:

cows eating chickesn, horses eating sheep. ... this really could be the end of days

XxAxX said:

XxAxX said:

He's not eating her. Well not yet. He is just taking her out to a Cow restaurant for some chicken.

"eat THIS, cow."

XxAxX said:

Wow.
If I had a cock that big,
I'm sure I could get something classier than a cow to eat it.

"eat THIS, too! Cow!"