After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

"So, how is everything going?" inquired God.

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets
are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, I
have just one problem.

It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other
two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on
branches and snagging them on bushes. I do hate to complain but, they're
a real pain," reported Eve.

Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in
pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc, she felt that having just two
breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced."

"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this,
you know. I ga ve the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed
only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right
away."

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the
bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, but for one oversight. "You see, all the
animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram, and the cow has her bull. All
the animals have a mate except me. Sometimes I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How
could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately
create a man from a part of you. Now let's see, where did I put that
useless boob?"

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that stuff about the rib?
[Edited 3/7/07 18:56pm]

It makes way way more sense.

It also explains why Imago tries to get between every pair of breast he sees.
[Edited 3/7/07 18:57pm]

littlemissG said:

Imago said:

Dan, I'm sorry, but this just screams "token post."

Can't you give it a little something more?

2the9s said:

<--token emoticon

and thats the way it really happened folks

ella731 said:

Oh no...

Wow. I feel that this has unlocked the secrets of the world for me.

I understand now. Truly.

YES YES YES AND YES!