I used to have the most perfect eyebrows. But that has changed Over the years I have sustained several blows to the face (do not insert pun here!) which have resulted in scars where the hair doesn't grow anymore. So my eyebrows have thinned out. They used to be perfectly sculpted too. Perfect arches, perfect shape.

Well on top of all the injuries, I am becoming an old man! On one side, the eyebrows are growing 14 inches long. On the other side they are growin straight down


Here are some pics. on the left is an unruly long hair. On the right if you look you can see the scars:



Here are my eyebrows growing straight down



And this one That shit was standing straight up. My eyebrow had a hardon! I tried pushing it down. Didn't work. I tried licking my finger and smoothing it out. Did not work. Had to cut the damn thing.



And the hairs that are growing straight down are really hard to deal with because I cannot pluck them or I will bald my freakin eyebrow. And I have to trim it just right or I look like I've tried to give myself a Vanilla Ice job

Be thankful that you are a hot chick with hot eyebrows who does not have to worry about old man hairs growing out of control on your face. I used to be hot and beautiful just like you. What happened?!

oh supa it's taken me years to get mine to look right. next time instead of cutting it off, try wetting your hands a LOT & smoothing it down that way.

and hush, you're hot and you know it! weren't there 5 or so straight chicks fighting over you in another thread?

jerseykrs said:

you're lucky i can't go to miami- there would be a SERIOUS eyebrow intervention going on.

evenstar3 said:

That was not going to work I even spritzed my finger with hairspray to glue that shit down and it just made it worse



OK, think how you would feel if a bunch of chicks were fighting over you.



I need something that rhymes with chicks and starts with a D!

http://www.monobrow.com/

Dewrede said:

kiddin

Dewrede said:

Believe it or not, there were a few really hot guys on that site

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

good point.

Dewrede said:

i can't look at that too long, it gives me seizures

evenstar3 said:

Make sure you bring scissors when we meet

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

evenstar3 said:

Dewrede said:

The guy bottom right, oh yes!



This guy has really nothing to complain about. Good jesus sweet mary would I love the living fuck out of this dude



This guy is way hot! So what if he has 58 hairs inbetween his eyebrows



No way is that too much hair to distract me from that hotness

OK

You should just go get them waxed.

The waxer person knows what to do and will make them look pretty.

Its only like 5 bucks.

speaking of evenstar

isnt this amazing?

shausler said:

See!!!???!!!

As for waxing, isn't that just another way of plucking them? If I pluck my problem brows I will end up with no eyebrow hair. I need more trimming or sculpting but if the hairs will not move a certain direction, i.e. sideways instead of straight down, it doesn't seem like they can help much

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Well if your gonna be difficult I can't help ya.

SureThing said:

Well I'm just sayin!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

i hate waxing- the one time i had it done the girl made mine look awful. but i guess if you get someone decent, it might work? don't obsess too much! i think only weirdos like me who are OCD about eyebrows actually notice other people's.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Oh, I see, after reading the thread, you have hair that just grows in weird directions.



I'm stumped.

Consult a professional.

evenstar3 said:

Well it's pretty hard not to notice them star, when I actually flinch from objects nearing my eyes only to realize I'm seeing one of these long ass eyebrows from the corner of my eye

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

seriously? i guess all you can do is trim them

evenstar3 said:

Yes!!! I have to be really careful on the trim thing because seriously I clipped too high and I looked like Vanilla Ice

I love my eyebrows. It's the only thing on me I can manage to keep thin.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

he managed to fix his! but that hair

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

ok.....statement of the YEAR!

ahjahahahahaha

evenstar3 said:

WTF X INFINITY!