No mean spirited posts please.





Just good old wholsome fun.





Here goes my contribution

THE BIOGRAPHY of SureThing


Adopted by a pack of wolves in 1978, SureThing, lived off the land and learned to forage for food in the forests of Pensylvania. This made her extremely resourceful at finding ways to survive harsh winters clothed in little more than loin cloths made from stray animal hides, though it hampered her knowlege of history, math, science, politics, and culture. In the last 5 years, she joined a circus, married, and discovered the org.

THIS is what you come up with?!?!?!?!?!!??!!


Man, I'd look damn fine in a loin clothe!

SureThing said:

!!!

Okay here goes.

But mine is not gonna be as well worded as yours.


How Abierman got his name.


A long long time ago, in a land far far away, so far away one mite call it the Nether Lands, and so long ago, one mite call it Mid Evil, a little boy was born. One morning he was found in a dumpster next to a pub (thats what they call bars). A guy found him and said, what's this? The guy next to him, said Hell if I know, but I need A BEER MAN!

shausler said:

history will look favorably upon the humor of gottaletitgo (orgin of name - unknown) and although he didn't feel appreciated during his time he had an appreciative fan base - 2the9s among them. he was fond of kitchy 70's television and would not allow any photographs of himself be displayed. there were rumors of an affinity for women's clothing but his wife (god bless her) loved him anyway. there was one marital rough patch however when instead of buying his wife an anniversary present he was picked up by the police with devine brown in his car.

you need a hobby Dan. You should lose your job for such a shit thread.

SureThing said:

jerseykrs said:

Dude, this thread so far is top quality.

Too bad no one else is posting on it.

SupaFunkyOrganGrinderSexy was birthed, collectively, by a group of cross dressing wizards and then secretly placed with a conservative muggle family in order to protect his true identity from the Church so that he may enjoy a normal childhood free from persecution. However, as Supa grew, he retained memories of his own birth and after flattening a bully with his purse on the school playground discovered that it felt good to bust some ass (in more ways than one). Despite attempts by his mother to ply him with pussy, Supa now travels the world over fighting anti-gay hate crimes and establishing justice for all. Supa to the rescue!

JustErin said:

I'm sayin'.

One of 18 siblings, 2the9s asserted his personality quickly and left home at 12 to pursue his love of the stage. He joined his local theatre group and shone as Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz. His talents didn't end at acting, a prolific writer, he published 207 books about his passion for cross dressing. However, his magnum opus was the much heralded television series he starred in and produced, "The life and times of a cross dressing git." He eventually retired to the south of france to grow orange trees and opened a poodle grooming parlour.

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[Edited 3/6/07 12:28pm]

Jerseykrs said:

:ahomosayswhat:




reply edit
[Edited 3/6/07 13:21pm]

IstenSzek, assembled for assorted bodyparts found in the possession of the house of Orson Welles, got the gift of life when two electrodes sent an inmense charge of high vaulted energy through his nipples, which once belonged to Farrah Fawcett, before they got lifted to her neck, after which they were removed and idolised by Mr Welles, almost in as much reverence as Greta Garbo's penis.

Best known for his writing skills, IstenSzek loved to compose his intricate stories about boring Russian people at the kitchen table of the birthmother that supplied his favourite bodypart, namely, his crossed eyes.

These eyes, one blue, the other brown, enabled him to look into two directions simultaneously, which was handy when it came to keeping an eye on his beloved hellhound Fifi, as well as penning the stories that made him so famous in the literary world of Siberia, where he was affecteously known as Conceiling Isten.

Once he had contracted the horrid disease that eventually felled him, he dedicated his last, tortured years finishing his never published novel "The Nether Regions, As Experienced By Loneliness", while being locked in the basement of the man that had given him the disease, in some circles known as Stalker Dan.

HamsterHuey said:

I know, I'm like the punctuation fool of the org, but I'm pretty sure thats more than 4 sentences.

Well, atleast in America it is. Maybe its different over there.

SureThing said:

SureThing said:

Hahaha!

jtfolden said:

This is awesome!

SureThing said:

:thereisnotanemoticonthatcanpossiblydescribehowhardIlaughed:

Imago said:

:ittookmeanhourtofigureoutwhatthatsaid:

HamsterHuey said:

what in the fucking fuck?

SureThing said:

In The Netherlands, when you use a comma, it is still part of an on-going sentence, until, like, you use a DOT.

That is the little thingie at the END of the sentence, in the previous sentence's case; just after the word DOT, which I am sure has a beautiful name in English, just one I cannot think of right now.

Is it called PERIOD? Like, ayedunno.

PS edit. As I knew my long sentences would be questioned, I kinda put spaces in between all FOUR sentences. Not only for Americans, I suppose.

Aaaaanyways....
[Edited 3/7/07 10:36am]

HamsterHuey said:

IstenSzek said:

That was a FICTITIOUS biography of a certain Orger I love in just four sentences, I could not use LESS.

I am so glad you used words, as LOADS of people think it is sufficient to just use emoticons, which is just a way of saying; 'Yes master, you are absolutely right' or 'jimeny cricket! That sure is too difficult to answer! Stop it, I am just American!'

Sometimes both cases apply.

DISCLAIMER No swiffers were harmed while posting these words.
[Edited 3/7/07 10:40am]

HamsterHuey said:

How about this:


Imago is crazy