SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

That's seriously f*cked up. I don't know you in real life, sadly, but I can't imagine anyone who met you and got to know you NOT wanting to see you further - even if it just turned into something friendly. Some people aren't looking for Mr. Right though, they're looking for Mr. Right-Now.

Chin up, bruh. You just haven't met the right person yet.






























Never fear.































She's out there.



















j/k

Oh no, that's my problem. If I loved vag I'd have it made Did you see all the org broads fighting over me earlier today?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I tell ya -- between Dex's "whap!-in-disguise" threads and your allure for women -- it's a good thing I stick to the brick-and-mortar world for a date...

ThreadBare said:

Well to be honest, I'd have no problem pitchen em all your way. I'd make love to their minds and you could make love to their bodies. Does that sound fair?

ufoclub said:

Does that include you?

OK.... so going back a few weeks I was at one of the bars I visit on the weekends in Long Beach. So I'm standing next to this amazingly super hot military type dude. Beautiful fresh haircut, the most delicious smile I have seen on a man, probably ever and he was throwin some stares my way. So I'm kind of playing it a little cool trying to think how I was going to say hello. Then I look over at the bar and this guy is staring over at me and I'm like This guy I had seen a couple weeks prior and he was also throwin stares my way but I was too afraid to say hello. As usual

So I never said hello to him that night but I'm thinkin, OK he's staring at me, he's smiling and Oh oh!! He's Walking over!. Well my ass didn't get shot down just once but twice because he wasn't smiling at me. He was smiling at the military dude I felt so stupide Oh well, whatever. I don't even give that disappointing shit any of my energy. If I did I'd have to lay down in the middle of the street

So I move to another part of the bar and I spot this guy coming in and he has the most amazing eyes. It wasn't just the shape or the color, you could feel him in his eyes. They were so alive and so vibrant. No way in hell is that guy gonna want me so I didn't bother to make this shit a trifecta. I can deal with 2 disappointments, no need to add a third

Well some guy starts a conversation with me and he turns out to be the friend of amazing eyes and so amazing eyes starts talking with me and where the conversation with his friend ended, it continued between us. So I'm secretly very happy that I'm actually talking to this guy and since I didn't have to do the whole woe is me song and dance routine, I felt much more comfortable.

We ended up closing the bar down and we ended up seriously macking WTF!? How did this even happen? I don't know and I don't care but it did and he seemed really into me. Almost a month later HE HAS NOT CALLED ME BACK!

I want my mommy

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

He flew too close to the sun and couldn't handle your brilliance

don't give up hope. love takes its sweet time, i heard

I am so glad I love being a wallflower. There are perks.

HamsterHuey said:

You are one of these psychos that would just stomp on my face aren't you!?