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Reply #30 posted 03/07/07 10:06am

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SureThing said:

JustErin said:



It was a joke.



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I don't call making fun of pit bulls funny.

I find that some people in society have a hard time sharing space with wild life.

Get over yourself.


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Reply #31 posted 03/08/07 2:25am

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LittleSmedley said:

eraclito said:


but he can do a very impressive kick in the nuts, its very unexpected
which i found out this morning mad

so i kicked him back in his dog nuts, the furry bastid




Hard, I hope. It's the only way the little fucker will learn


i toe punted the bastid, straight up
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Reply #32 posted 03/08/07 2:27am

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meggy said:

eraclito said:



he is a puppy, so its more like lick them to death
but he can do a very impressive kick in the nuts, its very unexpected
which i found out this morning mad

so i kicked him back in his dog nuts, the furry bastid

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lol screw the kicks, my dog bites nuts Ill lend her to you for an hour after that you dog wont do it anymore.


interesting offer, will it bite my nuts?

cos they already got kicked in, i need healing time.

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Reply #33 posted 03/08/07 8:27am

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eraclito said:

meggy said:



lol screw the kicks, my dog bites nuts Ill lend her to you for an hour after that you dog wont do it anymore.


interesting offer, will it bite my nuts?

cos they already got kicked in, i need healing time.

nod


nope she'll leave yours alone, only goes after male dogs.
Hmm unless of course your a dog.?. wink
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Reply #34 posted 03/08/07 10:01am

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meggy said:

eraclito said:



interesting offer, will it bite my nuts?

cos they already got kicked in, i need healing time.

nod


nope she'll leave yours alone, only goes after male dogs.
Hmm unless of course your a dog.?. wink


naa i aint not dawg, ther rumours are all lies i tell u...

so when can i borrow her?
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Reply #35 posted 03/08/07 7:20pm

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eraclito said:

meggy said:



nope she'll leave yours alone, only goes after male dogs.
Hmm unless of course your a dog.?. wink


naa i aint not dawg, ther rumours are all lies i tell u...

so when can i borrow her?


anytime biggrin you just have to come pick her up
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Reply #36 posted 03/08/07 8:45pm

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meggy said:

eraclito said:



naa i aint not dawg, ther rumours are all lies i tell u...

so when can i borrow her?


anytime biggrin you just have to come pick her up


What the hell are you doing?? If he needs her that badly you should rent her to him.

By the hour


And he has to pick her up and bring her home


And feed her dinner.


And provide belly rubs


Good ball biting doesn't come cheap hmph!

belly rub edit
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Reply #37 posted 03/08/07 8:51pm

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shellyevon said:

meggy said:



anytime biggrin you just have to come pick her up


What the hell are you doing?? If he needs her that badly you should rent her to him.

By the hour


And he has to pick her up and bring her home



And feed her dinner.


And provide belly rubs


Good ball biting doesn't come cheap hmph!

belly rub edit
[Edited 3/8/07 20:47pm]


well if i am to supply belly rubs and food, she better clamp on real good
i want to see tears in his eyes

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Reply #38 posted 03/08/07 8:55pm

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eraclito said:

shellyevon said:



What the hell are you doing?? If he needs her that badly you should rent her to him.

By the hour


And he has to pick her up and bring her home



And feed her dinner.


And provide belly rubs


Good ball biting doesn't come cheap hmph!

belly rub edit
[Edited 3/8/07 20:47pm]


well if i am to supply belly rubs and food, she better clamp on real good
i want to see tears in his eyes

nod



With the overbite she has it creates a nice scissor-like clamp.


She'a a real bitch. nod
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss

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Reply #39 posted 03/08/07 8:57pm

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shellyevon said:

eraclito said:



well if i am to supply belly rubs and food, she better clamp on real good
i want to see tears in his eyes

nod



With the overbite she has it creates a nice scissor-like clamp.


She'a a real bitch. nod


sounds like my kinda bitch... tell me, does meggy get thrown in with the deal?

..
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Reply #40 posted 03/08/07 9:02pm

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eraclito said:

shellyevon said:




With the overbite she has it creates a nice scissor-like clamp.


She'a a real bitch. nod


sounds like my kinda bitch... tell me, does meggy get thrown in with the deal?

..


sure but you will have to buy her a diamond stud collar and a shiny black lead.
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss

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Reply #41 posted 03/08/07 9:03pm

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shellyevon said:

eraclito said:



sounds like my kinda bitch... tell me, does meggy get thrown in with the deal?

..


sure but you will have to buy her a diamond stud collar and a shiny black lead.


do i have to take her for walks too
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Reply #42 posted 03/08/07 9:03pm

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Oh and dinner, she's hungry. Worked hard today.
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss

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Reply #43 posted 03/08/07 9:07pm

eraclito

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shellyevon said:

Oh and dinner, she's hungry. Worked hard today.


damn u drive a hard bargain
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Reply #44 posted 03/08/07 9:15pm

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eraclito said:

shellyevon said:



sure but you will have to buy her a diamond stud collar and a shiny black lead.


do i have to take her for walks too


Yeppers, nice long ones
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss

Pain is something to carry, like a radio...You should stand up for your right to feel your pain- Jim Morrison
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Reply #45 posted 03/08/07 9:15pm

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eraclito said:

shellyevon said:

Oh and dinner, she's hungry. Worked hard today.


damn u drive a hard bargain



But it would be so worth it for you cool
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Reply #46 posted 03/08/07 10:26pm

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Wait you signed off, does that mean your on your way?? batting eyes
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Reply #47 posted 03/09/07 1:07am

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meggy said:

Wait you signed off, does that mean your on your way?? batting eyes


unfortunately it meant my laptop run out of power
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Reply #48 posted 03/09/07 1:09am

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shellyevon said:

eraclito said:



damn u drive a hard bargain



But it would be so worth it for you cool


razz
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Reply #49 posted 03/09/07 2:27am

peterfalconer

"Neutered"... "Fixed"... "Sorted"....

I don't like these euphemisms. Listen, I call a spayed a spayed.

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Reply #50 posted 03/09/07 5:09am

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"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss

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Reply #51 posted 03/09/07 5:11am

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I was trying to say that most people say netered for males and spayed for females.
Castration by any other name is still.....
razz


Hey you wanna rent a dog?



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"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss

Pain is something to carry, like a radio...You should stand up for your right to feel your pain- Jim Morrison
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Reply #52 posted 03/09/07 11:44am

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shellyevon said:

I was trying to say that most people say netered for males and spayed for females.
Castration by any other name is still.....
razz


Hey you wanna rent a dog?



rent edit
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HEY not far.... well just as long as its just the dog...
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Reply #53 posted 03/09/07 11:45am

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eraclito said:

meggy said:

Wait you signed off, does that mean your on your way?? batting eyes


unfortunately it meant my laptop run out of power


eek thats so sad
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Reply #54 posted 03/09/07 12:15pm

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meggy said:

shellyevon said:

I was trying to say that most people say netered for males and spayed for females.
Castration by any other name is still.....
razz


Hey you wanna rent a dog?



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HEY not far.... well just as long as its just the dog...


We'll see.....
well I wouldn't offer you to just anybody ya know. wink
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