Its like magic, the little fucker doesnt mark in the house anymore!
I wish I would have done this a long time ago.
Geesh!









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lucky you, I got my cat fixed a month ago and he STILL humps the pillows

dyvine said:

Really? You've got yourself a horny kitty there.

yea, should have named him McHorny instead of McKitty

"McHorny" playing cards!!

dyvine said:

http://i175.photobucket.c...010085.jpg

Aww a kitty playing cards. Wonder if it's playing poker?

eat, sleep and hump!!

what a good life!

dyvine said:

Cats have it made, little stinkers.

Ribbed4UrPleasure said:

i had my dog neutered about 5 years ago, just after his first birthday.

he got quite temperamental and angry from one day to the next and he'd
always be barking my ears off for nothing.

it got to a point where he couldn't even sleep anymore cuz whenever he
would hear a fly land on the street he'd jump up and start barking lol

after i got him neutered he slowly went back to his normal self, being
the quiet friendly best friend that he is today.

the only thing the neutering did that i wasn't too keen on was make it
a bit harder for him to loose weight so he did pack on a few pounds.

but with regular exercise and some extra playtime on the meadows some
hours a week that's pretty easy to control.

neutering is not as bad as some people like to make it out. even if it
wouldn't have been any difference to me, it makes a huge difference in
my dog's life since he's relaxed now and can enjoy a good sleep or sum
chilling time in the sun without having to run around like mad untill
he has to throw up from over excitement.

When I was like 12 or something.

My dog used to hump EVERYTHING.

Well, he was trying to hump me and my brother and our friends legs the one nite.

And we were covering our legs with this afgan my gram knitted.



OMG.

And he humped my friends leg. With the afgan on.

And his tipper got so long.
(that pink thing that comes out)
And it got STUCK in one of the holes in the afgan.
My mom had to cut it off.

And she was yelling.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KIDS LET HIM DO THIS!!!!

It was hysterical.

SureThing said:

That sounds like something from a Seinfeld episode or something. :Lol:

psychodelicide said:

it would totally happen to Elain at Seinfeld's parents house

morty would be yelling and they would totally do this guilttrip
thing by saying they inherited that afghan from somebody lol.

"what could she have done, the dog humped her"

"she could have told him to stop"

"why would she have to do that, it's not her dog"

"it's not her afghan either but here you are cutting it up"

dyvine said:

Scarlet Pussy..... MEEE-ROWWW!!!

IstenSzek said:

Very Good Isten!

Seriously.

That is the funniest thing I read on the org in a while.

I keep coming back to read it.



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[Edited 3/6/07 10:03am]

SureThing said:

IstenSzek said:

rofl!!!!!

My boyfriend has a pit bull puppy. He refuses to get him neutered.

beret1022 said:

Just dont take him around other dogs that mark or he'll pick it up in two seconds.

beret1022 said:

Dump him.

JustErin said:

what's wrong with pit bulls
i have an american staffordshire terrier and
he isn't neutered either.

eraclito said:

It was a joke.

JustErin said:

alright i can see that now... lol

JustErin said:

I don't call making fun of pit bulls funny.

I find that some people in society have a hard time sharing space with wild life.

Get over yourself.

eraclito said:

does it maul and shag visitors to death?

LittleSmedley said:

he is a puppy, so its more like lick them to death
but he can do a very impressive kick in the nuts, its very unexpected
which i found out this morning

so i kicked him back in his dog nuts, the furry bastid

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[Edited 3/7/07 9:55am]

eraclito said:

Hard, I hope. It's the only way the little fucker will learn

eraclito said:

screw the kicks, my dog bites nuts Ill lend her to you for an hour after that you dog wont do it anymore.