Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Lazy or not, flirting is fuckin' fun.

INSATIABLE said:

And I don't see how it's lazy, either. Sometimes it's even hard work!

CarrieMpls said:

it's a helluva lot more work to simply strike up a conversation with someone than coming up with a wink and a tired line.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

ahhhh... I see what you're saying.
But the best flirting IS natural.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Not everyone who flirts says things that are sleazy. Like anything else, there are millions of ways to come across. Just this morning, a man asked me if our vending machine took checks. It was completely ridiculous, and I laughed my half-asleep ass off, as he joked and kidded me into a very interested state. I got his number and he admitted he was awful at "flirting": lucky for him, I'm even worse at it.

Corny as fuck, but I was twitterpated. And yes, Carrie, it's not always easy, especially when you're shy as me.

INSATIABLE said:

It sure the fuck is.

Hello Jana.

reneGade20 said:

Godddamn.

Stymie said:

Hi there.

Did you get my emails, woman? God forbid I work at work today. I hope our server isn't bumping yours out.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

None of my lines are tired.

INSATIABLE said:

unfortunately for me, that's almost always been the case. it's even worse than the fact that the majority of people who flirt or attempt to flirt at me have all been straight men.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I'm sorry to hear that.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

What am I, chopped liver?

I call it whoo whoo service.






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Stymie said:

no, but you are a rare case of the opposite. i feel as if i gotta start up rocking the stereotypical lez outfits in order to keep guys from doing so much as wink at me, let alone open their mouths. i definitely don't wanna go that route, so i keep an unamused expression on my face when i'm running around town or whatever. it works.

DexMSR said:

I use to and probably still could if I gave it half an effort.

Stymie said:

Good Gawd UHH!!!!

INSATIABLE said:

I got a couple of them. I think I missed the last one though.

Yes of course. I have a stranglehold on women which I attribute to my voice and choice of words.

Imago said:

you woo woo woo them, don't you.

Ribbed4UrPleasure said:

Uhhhhh.....Ummmmm.....Uhhhhh.....WHAT?

You mean like a sexual genius?

DexMSR said:

No. No. No.

DexMSR said:

Totally, totally not true at all.

JustErin said:

You get what you think you want.

DexMSR said:

Yeah,. I think I'm pretty fuckin hot like that.

retina said:

You're probably right.

JustErin said:

Heres your bff erin.

http://www.youtube.com/wa...LWOItldDbM

SureThing said:

Have you seen that new Timbaland vid with her and JT? Could that girl look anymore awkward? I think she needs to take some dance lessons or at least learn to move to the beat.

I like some of the tracks on her latest cd though.

Well. I've not spent any time involuntarily single, nor had any trouble getting people to remove their clothing for me.

I ain't cute, not really especially funny, broke as a joke, SO. . .

JustErin said:

No. But your rite, she really can't dance all that well.

And ya just reminded me.

Member how ya said Celestina was the hottest on dance life.

Well I studied her last nite, and she is pretty hot, but she can't f'in dance either.

I mean, she can shake her ass, but hell, I can do that.

But as far as when they were at dance class learning the routine.

She stuck out like a sore thumb.

She sucked.